Loli voice acting thread

Loli voice acting thread
I will read almost every request at
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I want to cum on your tendies

"Do you know what a m-97 flamethrower sounds like? It roars like a dragon, a fiery god purging everything in its path. Hold down the trigger and the whoosh drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything is over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence."
Thanks Enki

loli voice: Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

bruh

nine plus 10 twenty one Lol xd fam bambino fambino

"Mike is a punk ass bitch"
love u sans

This song: youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60
loli voice please

You should say something adorable while sounding like a scared loli or something. Maybe say "please don't bully me mister"

have some fun faggot

In your normal voice, doing your best irish accent
*Whip sound*
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACK SEPTIC EYE AN IT"S TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LOLI THREAD

Requesting -s

The plague will return in full force and kill all of the indians

"Say nothing. Instead, bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble, ya hear?". Flex your traps and core while slightly bending your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form."

EXXXXTTTTTTTTRRRRAAAAA TTTTTTTTTHHHHICCCCCC

"Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is."

CHIEDI SCUSA A ZEB OTTANTANOVE

Tak-kyon, Tak-kyon
Tak-kyon, Tak-
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones
Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon
Alright that’s tight, what it's like to experience - Takyon

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this cunt!"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

...

Whisper 'its free realistate '

...

Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

Can you please say "Nevieth is the hottest trap"

Pronounced Nev-e-eth

I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those...moments will be lost...
Like...tears...in the rain
Time...to die.

*in a french accent*
I'M A PIONEER. I'M AN EXPLORER. I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M COMIN'. I'M ANIMATED. I'M ALIVE. MY HEART'S BIG, ITS GOT HOT BLOOD GOIN' THROUGH IT FAST. I LIKE TO FIGHT, TOO! I LIKE TO EAT! I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'M HERE. I GOT A LIFE FORCE. THIS IS A HUMAN. THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE. THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US. THIS IS WHAT I AM. I'M A THROWBACK. I'M HERE. I GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY. I'M SETTIN' FIRES EVERYWHERE, AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE.

kevin cuminhand is a stupid cuck and needs to quit eating so many dicks

This except this time say something like
"It's not gonna hurt, right?? Please be gentle, mister...

TE NE SEI ANDATA A SAN GIORGIO IONICO PERCHE' VOLEVI UNA MIA FOTO
MA TU NON ME LA VOLEVI DARE
MONELLA
MONELLA
MONELLA

Babies can breath and swallow at the same time. Does that make them professionals at sucking dick?

are you from that weird suicide preventing group on r3k?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

forgot post number lol

I need some water
Somethin' came over me
Way too hot to simmer down
Might as well overheat
Too close to comfort
As blood rush my favorite vein
Heartbeat racin' like a junkie's
I just need you to want me

Am I askin' too much?
Let me put the head in

Ooh, I don't want more than that
Girl, I respect the cat
I promise just a touch

Let me put the head in
If it's okay
She said, "It's okay."

Close your eyes. Picture an alpha. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backwards. Baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.' Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.

in your best rick voice:

I NEED SOME FUCKING SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY!

fuck me in my tiny pussy daddy, i want your cum in my little pussy. rip me wide open. pleease daddy fuck me harder, cum in me noooow

So, like, the other day I was smacking myself in the titties with a meat tenderizer to make my titties bigger, just like my doctor told me to, when, like, they started to make milk. Like, milk was all over the place. It was so crazy, but like, my fucking dog came up to me (Yeah, I keep my dog in my room when I'm smacking my titties, sometimes I get wet and let him lick my pussy, and sometimes I suck his dick) and he started licking my tittymilk. It felt so good and he liked it a lot!

youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

where the fuck are you slut

DONT FUCKING MESS WITH ME. not only do i get pussy at a rapid pace, so fast i like to call it PPM (pussy per minute) i have so many bitches at my disposal it's like a sperm bank in my house bahaha! don't mess with me, okay? i have a gang so large you would have someone at your doorstep in an instance... that's not a threat. that's a promise bud. i work at a big big big company, where i am the manager. it may just be mcdonalds but everyone there says i have potential. i will be big. soon. i just need to work minimum wage for another few months and i will be working for the police. the police who will bust down your door for a misdemeanor change. DONT. FUCK. WITH. ME.

>HURR DURR I CANNOT READ
>I ASK WHERE THIS IS BEING READ
>WHEN IT"S IN THE OP

requesting voice over

So there I am, topless, sittin' on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site. So I'm sittin' there, barbeque sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fuck? Again?"

In your normal voice just yell
MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

sing moana you're welcome in normal voice

Say: Cum in my butthole scotty!

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but yeah your giggles sounded so cute

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Guillotine - yah

Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit to make the bottom fall through the floor
And they all fall down - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah

Out of the shadows barrage of witch tongue
Cobra spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke
Stomp music seriously - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah

roast me in 20 words

FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I PICK FUCKING "MATCH MY RANK" AND YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST A FOUR STAR GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU! I'M A FUCKING TWO STAR. FOURSTAR DOES NOT MATCH A FUCKING TWO STAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOD DAMN CHINKS?! YOU MADE THE FUCKING WII, NOW MAKE YOUR ONLINE SYSTEM OPTIONS FUCKING WORK. I'M TIRED OF SETTING IT TO MATCH MY RANK ONLY TO FIND IT NOT MATCH MY RANK THEN GO DOWN A RANK BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM YOU AGAIN. AND I'M GOING TO BOMB JAPAN TOMORROW. HOW ABOUT THAT, NINTENDO?

How the trip never stops
On and on, it's beyond insane
Why I set myself up
In a raging sea of flames?
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown
Madness, chaos in the brain
Let my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane
You got no business questioning a thang
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown
Madness, chaos in the brain
Let my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane
You got no business questioning a thang
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a-
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do?
Fuck a man with hips for hulu
Rack a snitch, chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfuckin' meal

what's your discord?

>consider the following

Do this in a southern accent

I'M SOUTHERN

SON OF A BITCH FEDERALIST

YANKEE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A FREE NIGGER?

DO YOU WANT A UNIFIED REPUBLIC?

YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING

ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

Faggot op y u block the shit, i cant even hear it just cuz I arrived late is that it?

50 cool ways to say no to weed [take your picks]:
Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job, you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Grass is crass, also gross! No!
Uhhh… no thanks loser!
Get away from me, THC addict.
Yeah right, I’m way too smart.
Let me think…No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
I would rather not, okay?
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.
What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible.
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard!
No tokes for me, I’m cool.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
Lay off, I listen to the law.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
Are you serious? Get a life.
You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Stoners are loners. I’m good.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.

[Fart]
The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Fart]
Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Rick]
Shut the fuck up about Moonmen!

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

I would cum in this girl.

ore wa o chin chin ga daisuki nanda yo

at least put some lewd effort into it.

this

Roast me please!
And vote /10

roast me

oh boy

literally just scream as long as you can on one breath
but like
loli scream

fucking wew

op is ded

>requesting image related

roast this fag

unban swegster

Wut

here we go again

ENKIDU YOUR BITCH! GROW UP!

Sick in the head, or sick sick ? Or both.
Responses accepted in loli form.

more effort

Roast me

I DONT WANT NO GODDMAN LETTUCE! I. DONT. WANT. YOGODDAMNLETTUCE. I DONT WANT THAT SHIT!

you mad?

J cole is thrash

Thank you. Here's a picture without glasses
Do you want to see my cock?

THEEEE MEEEEEMEEE REVIEW.

is this actually her? in all honestly she's cute as fuck

Roast me!

fab

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm stuck on a feeling.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Enkidu is trash

I want to be gang raped by the leaders of the Central Powers of World War I. Notably, I want Kaiser Wilhelm II to finger me with his withered arm.

I need a double cheeseburger
And hold the lettuce
Don't be fron' son
No seeds on da bun
Up in this drive thru
Order for two
Gotta cravin' for a number nine, like my shoe!

I need some chicken up in here,
In this hizzle
Fer shizzle my nizzle,
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for ya mother
Double double supa size,
And don't forget the fries!

What is up with all the /soc/ faggots and redditards posting their fucking faces?

Here's my cock!!

UNDERAGE B& THIS FAG!!!

This is cool. You are cool.
Too bad i'm a poor fag, or i'd donate. Oh well .

AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES CUTE LITTLE BOIS OH DANG

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST