>This week's results AFC Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester City (Tues) Everton 2-1 Arsenal (Tues) Middlesbrough 0-3 Liverpool (7:45pm) Sunderland 0-1 Chelsea (7:45pm) West Ham United 1-0 Burnley (8:00pm) Crystal Palace 1-2 Manchester United (8:00pm) Manchester City 2-0 Watford (8:00pm) Stoke City 0-0 Southampton (8:00pm) Tottenham Hotspur 3-0 Hull City (8:00pm) West Bromwich Albion 3-1 Swansea City (8:00pm)
>This weekend's fixtures (Saturday 3:00pm unless stated) Crystal Palace v Chelsea (Sat 12:30pm) Middlesbrough v Swansea City Stoke City v Leicester City Sunderland v Watford West Ham United v Hull City West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm) AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm) Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm) Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm) Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)
Sebastian Moore
First for Chelsea
Benjamin Long
anine
Ayden Phillips
Puel OUT
Kevin Cook
Post anime feet
Ryan Clark
Hi. Please don't post that fucking shitty lion branding here.
Thanks.
James Scott
>Chelsea will be 9 clear by the time everyone else starts on the weekend
Robert Jackson
>the Southampton streak of replacing players and managers successfully is finally over
Parker Powell
c-u-n-t
Mason Perez
Same for Swansea.
Cooper Evans
>implying >we won't finally choke this time
It has to happen eventually. There is no way Conte is this fucking amazing.
Aiden Thompson
yes to /anime/ got banned
Ryan Allen
is motd on tonight
Parker Bennett
Exciting weekend ahead imho lads
>mouyes probably dropping points against red hot WBA >scouse derby >exposediola vs wonga >mememouth v memehampton, the only southern derby of sorts in the PL (as a southerner this is important to me)
John Campbell
Who fucking rattled your cage m8?
David White
14th for cancer lad
Chase Allen
Running order
MID v LIV SUN v CHE PAL v MNU TOT v HUL WBA v SWA MNC v WAT WHU v BUR STK v SOU
Mason Wood
Nope, im rooting for an entire undefeated season from this point on. With no european football premier league is a cake
Robert Garcia
Send him a Christmas card, don't be a cunt.
Nicholas Johnson
>Playing even more boring football that Pulis
Every single game is a frustrating snoozefest. Can't believe that >we are somehow 9th despite barely scoring any goals and spending 90% of each game milling around the edge of the box.
Jackson Butler
I'm good with it
Bentley Turner
Can someone tell me what ABU means? its manchester united or summin but what does ABU actually stand for?
Kayden Morales
Woeful technique, hasn't got enough about him to make it in the Prem
Charles Brooks
test
Noah Hughes
Who was in goal?
Blake Davis
So did everyone just decide to go into the last one?
Colton Collins
>i said i would make the thread >people made threads anyway you guys suck Anyone But manchester United
Lincoln Bailey
Will he be sacked before the end of the season, Sup Forums?
Aaron Lewis
bego
Oliver Russell
i like the branding dyou even remember how bad the old barclaycard one was?
Landon Cruz
Je suis désolé pour toi
Asher Hernandez
>complains about the lion (the actual logo) >doesn't complain about the thread name (a complete made up name that doesn't mean anything)
Henry Powell
>Mid-week MOTD
/C O M F Y / C O M F Y /
Benjamin Baker
English Premier League
Leo Moore
>there are literally 4 new /epl/ generals in the catalogue retards
Dominic Carter
garys not here edition
Colton Morgan
>these anal devastated palace fans on twitter asking for pardews head
Jacob Hill
But that isn't the name of anything
Matthew Perry
and a motd
woop
Juan Cox
Absolutely shambolic thread. Someone make a better one.
Anthony Cooper
>the six game losing run was just a blip lol
James Turner
We have And for a MOTD fun
David Gutierrez
@73097816 It's the name of the league that we all watch, the English Premier League
Premier League can mean anything, you could be talking about the Tanzanian Premier League
Joseph Lee
No, that would be 'Ligi Kuu Bara'
The league is just called "Premier League". That is the name of it, you can't contract a non-name to mean a name
Camden Richardson
Proper MOTD thread up:
Jack Garcia
HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS DO WE NEED?
Xavier Allen
gg Derby, now >we really need some wins.
Colton Wilson
We did kind of mug you there, would have been happy with a 0-0 draw
Joshua Rivera
FUCK. OFF. WITH. YOUR. NON. LEAGUE. SHIT.
Lincoln Butler
Bet you wished we were in a thread called Premier League rather than a made up name now
Jack Campbell
Young England international into his sixth error that has led to an opposition goal in the Premier League since the start of last season
>John Stones
Jeremiah James
>Gundogan out for 'a long time' from ligament damage
What a shock!
Matthew Jones
>blaming Puel
not his fault he was left with zero (0) functional strikers
Juan Evans
True, and I optimistically hope that >we will get a striker or two in January.
Long was great last season but now he looks terrible. Rodriguez seems to have been fucked up by his injuries and clearly can't cut it anymore.
Puel does need to try changing his tactics sometimes though. Stoke were so bad he could have played 2 at the back.
John Williams
That's not exactly the root of the problem, even with Austin >we were not looking at all dangerous. Redmond has completely stagnated, and we desperately need more runs from deep, only player doing that now is Bertrand, which explains why he's always in dangerous situations.
Ward-Prowse and Boufal did good today, they seem to have some chemistry
Parker Ortiz
...
Gavin Taylor
Cedric has been pretty good at going forward as well. But when the crosses come in, there's usually only one person to aim at, which is stupid.
James Smith
>memehampton >south bro
Noah Sullivan
>Southampton >Not in the south
???????????????
Jordan Clark
That should be ABMU 2bh
Henry Gray
Mountain United in Canada? Maroubra United? Melbourne United? Melboirne University? Merewether United in Newcastle? Milton Ulladulla? Maryland United?
Marbella United? Moorpark United? Morisset, Mangotsfield, or McMinn United? Metropolitan, Mazenod or Mecklenberg United?
Could you be more specific about which team you intend to AB?
Nicholas Brooks
All Blacks :^)
Ian Reed
...
Carter Bell
Still better than Aguero.
Ryan Smith
Everything norther than London is north, we've been over this
Isaiah Rodriguez
>le 2 own goals & missed penalty man >good
Landon Ross
>Crystal Palace v Chelsea (Sat 12:30pm) 1-3 >Middlesbrough v Swansea City 0-1 >Stoke City v Leicester City 1-1 >Sunderland v Watford 0-0 >West Ham United v Hull City 0-0 >West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm) 3-2 >AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm) 3-1 >Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm) 0-1 (goal in 2nd minute, City to end with 98% possession, Alexis and Mertesacker injured) >Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm) 1-2 >Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm) 3-3
Nicholas Wilson
As a manure shill I fucking ADORE the ABU meme It's like a battered wives support group crying about how le Fergie brutalised them for 20+ years Feels fucking good
Jeremiah Brown
must feel great that you'll never be that good again hahaha
>Southampton even scoring one
bait
Jose Cruz
>tfw Manure will never reach their level of success under Fergie ever again >mfw Manure tries to replicate the Galactico Policy and fail
Ian Wilson
Fergie killed English football
Jace Gomez
Only natural we're having a long-ish transitional period after the goat manager retires We're on the way back and it fucking terrifies you, those PTSD beatings come flashing back
Also stick to Eridversie mainland europe flagfag, you probably support some nu-male EPL team like Citeh
Jayden Perry
>spend £25m on crock >goes out for months with injury
Wyatt Russell
>muh transitional period >3+ years since the last title
keeeek
Kayden Howard
how was your phone call? Strange how it happened 5 minutes into the Leicester match
Julian Brooks
it was great, almost as great as seeing Manure dump 100m on their own reject and then pretend they were back
GGMU, you go get that League Cup and fourth place deary
Sebastian Walker
bog sim his sargon
Carter Ross
If >mouyes is shitting the bed on his first year, how hilarious would the downfall be on his third year?
Carson Richardson
its been a bit different desu with him, for whatever reason. I expected the football to be dogshit but solid results, yet its the other way round. So who knows I guess
Cameron Roberts
>Man City could literally win the title for the next 10 years in a row and still not have as many as United, Liverpool, or Arsenal
Sebastian Fisher
>muh istry
literally the next Liverpool
Liverpool have zero PL titles by the way, and Arsenal have three
Lucas Powell
predics??? Sunderland v Watford West Ham United v Hull City West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm) AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm) Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm) Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm) Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)
Alexander Cooper
Sunderland Draw United Bournemouth Arsenal Tottenham Liverpool
Liam Bell
Sunderland 1-1 Watford West Ham 1-0 Hull West Brom 2-2 Manchester United Bournemouth 2-0 Southampton City 1-2 Arsenal Tottenham 4-0 Burnley Everton 2-4 Liverpool
Hunter Roberts
>Southampton >Norther than London
??????????????
Brayden Diaz
>arselel
Colton Hall
Anyone else sick and tired of watching Chelshit win unfairly weeks after weeks? The point deduction couldn't come anytime sooner.
Bentley Smith
Southampton is on the southern coast of England, that's what it has "South" in its name...
Gavin Torres
*that's why it
Bentley Cook
who cares? theyre irrelevant
Parker Myers
>let me tell you about your country's definition of north
Joseph Myers
...
Owen Cox
Is Brighton the only habitable place in the dreary, rainy, cold rock that is Britain?
Adrian Diaz
And I also don't get about this whole ABA mentality from Sup Forums. I mean we're the good guys of the premier league! We don't spunk gross amount of money on players, we develop and promote our own youth and we attempt to play attractive football.
Benjamin Anderson
If you have to define a club as "good guys" you have no argument at all. No one picks a club based on whether they think they are a good or bad guy apart from asian bandwagoners
Joshua Sanchez
>turned 21 today >celebrating it with my mom >don't have any friends >did jackshit all year >have to wait till noon to go buy some booze >worried I might turn into an alcoholic >had a dream last night where I got drunk and tried to rape a girl
Benjamin Bell
>I mean we're the good guys of the premier league!
No you're not. You're the hypocrites of the Premier League. At least the other mega-rich fanbases have the decency to admit that they're just rich as fuck and that's why they do so well. Arsenal fans have deluded themselves into thinking they're the underdogs, and it's ridiculous.
>We don't spunk gross amount of money on players
40 million for Ozil and 35 million for Sanchez might not be a big deal now, but that was a huge amount of money in 2013 and 2014. And Arsenal have a wage bill only a few million euros lower than Manchester City's.
>and we attempt to play attractive football.
So does every other rich club not managed by Mourinho.