/epl/

>This week's results
AFC Bournemouth 1-0 Leicester City (Tues)
Everton 2-1 Arsenal (Tues)
Middlesbrough 0-3 Liverpool (7:45pm)
Sunderland 0-1 Chelsea (7:45pm)
West Ham United 1-0 Burnley (8:00pm)
Crystal Palace 1-2 Manchester United (8:00pm)
Manchester City 2-0 Watford (8:00pm)
Stoke City 0-0 Southampton (8:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur 3-0 Hull City (8:00pm)
West Bromwich Albion 3-1 Swansea City (8:00pm)

>This weekend's fixtures (Saturday 3:00pm unless stated)
Crystal Palace v Chelsea (Sat 12:30pm)
Middlesbrough v Swansea City
Stoke City v Leicester City
Sunderland v Watford
West Ham United v Hull City
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm)
AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm)
Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm)
Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)

First for Chelsea

anine

Puel OUT

Post anime feet

Hi. Please don't post that fucking shitty lion branding here.

Thanks.

>Chelsea will be 9 clear by the time everyone else starts on the weekend

>the Southampton streak of replacing players and managers successfully is finally over

c-u-n-t

Same for Swansea.

>implying >we won't finally choke this time

It has to happen eventually. There is no way Conte is this fucking amazing.

yes to /anime/ got banned

is motd on tonight

Exciting weekend ahead imho lads

>mouyes probably dropping points against red hot WBA
>scouse derby
>exposediola vs wonga
>mememouth v memehampton, the only southern derby of sorts in the PL (as a southerner this is important to me)

Who fucking rattled your cage m8?

14th for cancer lad

Running order

MID v LIV
SUN v CHE
PAL v MNU
TOT v HUL
WBA v SWA
MNC v WAT
WHU v BUR
STK v SOU

Nope, im rooting for an entire undefeated season from this point on. With no european football premier league is a cake

Send him a Christmas card, don't be a cunt.

>Playing even more boring football that Pulis

Every single game is a frustrating snoozefest. Can't believe that >we are somehow 9th despite barely scoring any goals and spending 90% of each game milling around the edge of the box.

I'm good with it

Can someone tell me what ABU means?
its manchester united or summin but what does ABU actually stand for?

Woeful technique, hasn't got enough about him to make it in the Prem

test

Who was in goal?

So did everyone just decide to go into the last one?

>i said i would make the thread
>people made threads anyway
you guys suck
Anyone But manchester United

Will he be sacked before the end of the season, Sup Forums?

bego

i like the branding dyou even remember how bad the old barclaycard one was?

Je suis désolé pour toi

>complains about the lion (the actual logo)
>doesn't complain about the thread name (a complete made up name that doesn't mean anything)

>Mid-week MOTD

/C O M F Y /
C
O
M
F
Y
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English Premier League

>there are literally 4 new /epl/ generals in the catalogue
retards

garys not here edition

>these anal devastated palace fans on twitter asking for pardews head

But that isn't the name of anything

and a motd

woop

Absolutely shambolic thread. Someone make a better one.

>the six game losing run was just a blip
lol

We have
And for a MOTD fun

@73097816
It's the name of the league that we all watch, the English Premier League

Premier League can mean anything, you could be talking about the Tanzanian Premier League

No, that would be 'Ligi Kuu Bara'

The league is just called "Premier League". That is the name of it, you can't contract a non-name to mean a name

Proper MOTD thread up:

HOW MANY FUCKING THREADS DO WE NEED?

gg Derby, now >we really need some wins.

We did kind of mug you there, would have been happy with a 0-0 draw

FUCK. OFF. WITH. YOUR. NON. LEAGUE. SHIT.

Bet you wished we were in a thread called Premier League rather than a made up name now

Young England international into his sixth error that has led to an opposition goal in the Premier League since the start of last season

>John Stones

>Gundogan out for 'a long time' from ligament damage

What a shock!

>blaming Puel

not his fault he was left with zero (0) functional strikers

True, and I optimistically hope that >we will get a striker or two in January.

Long was great last season but now he looks terrible. Rodriguez seems to have been fucked up by his injuries and clearly can't cut it anymore.

Puel does need to try changing his tactics sometimes though. Stoke were so bad he could have played 2 at the back.

That's not exactly the root of the problem, even with Austin >we were not looking at all dangerous. Redmond has completely stagnated, and we desperately need more runs from deep, only player doing that now is Bertrand, which explains why he's always in dangerous situations.

Ward-Prowse and Boufal did good today, they seem to have some chemistry

...

Cedric has been pretty good at going forward as well. But when the crosses come in, there's usually only one person to aim at, which is stupid.

>memehampton
>south
bro

>Southampton
>Not in the south

???????????????

That should be ABMU 2bh

Mountain United in Canada?
Maroubra United?
Melbourne United? Melboirne University?
Merewether United in Newcastle?
Milton Ulladulla?
Maryland United?

Marbella United?
Moorpark United?
Morisset, Mangotsfield, or McMinn United?
Metropolitan, Mazenod or Mecklenberg United?

Could you be more specific about which team you intend to AB?

All Blacks :^)

...

Still better than Aguero.

Everything norther than London is north, we've been over this

>le 2 own goals & missed penalty man
>good

>Crystal Palace v Chelsea (Sat 12:30pm)
1-3
>Middlesbrough v Swansea City
0-1
>Stoke City v Leicester City
1-1
>Sunderland v Watford
0-0
>West Ham United v Hull City
0-0
>West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm)
3-2
>AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm)
3-1
>Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm)
0-1 (goal in 2nd minute, City to end with 98% possession, Alexis and Mertesacker injured)
>Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm)
1-2
>Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)
3-3

As a manure shill I fucking ADORE the ABU meme
It's like a battered wives support group crying about how le Fergie brutalised them for 20+ years
Feels fucking good

must feel great that you'll never be that good again hahaha

>Southampton even scoring one

bait

>tfw Manure will never reach their level of success under Fergie ever again
>mfw Manure tries to replicate the Galactico Policy and fail

Fergie killed English football

Only natural we're having a long-ish transitional period after the goat manager retires
We're on the way back and it fucking terrifies you, those PTSD beatings come flashing back

Also stick to Eridversie mainland europe flagfag, you probably support some nu-male EPL team like Citeh

>spend £25m on crock
>goes out for months with injury

>muh transitional period
>3+ years since the last title

keeeek

how was your phone call? Strange how it happened 5 minutes into the Leicester match

it was great, almost as great as seeing Manure dump 100m on their own reject and then pretend they were back

GGMU, you go get that League Cup and fourth place deary

bog sim his sargon

If >mouyes is shitting the bed on his first year, how hilarious would the downfall be on his third year?

its been a bit different desu with him, for whatever reason. I expected the football to be dogshit but solid results, yet its the other way round. So who knows I guess

>Man City could literally win the title for the next 10 years in a row and still not have as many as United, Liverpool, or Arsenal

>muh istry

literally the next Liverpool

Liverpool have zero PL titles by the way, and Arsenal have three

predics???
Sunderland v Watford
West Ham United v Hull City
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm)
AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm)
Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm)
Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)

Sunderland
Draw
United
Bournemouth
Arsenal
Tottenham
Liverpool

Sunderland 1-1 Watford
West Ham 1-0 Hull
West Brom 2-2 Manchester United
Bournemouth 2-0 Southampton
City 1-2 Arsenal
Tottenham 4-0 Burnley
Everton 2-4 Liverpool

>Southampton
>Norther than London

??????????????

>arselel

Anyone else sick and tired of watching Chelshit win unfairly weeks after weeks? The point deduction couldn't come anytime sooner.

Southampton is on the southern coast of England, that's what it has "South" in its name...

*that's why it

who cares? theyre irrelevant

>let me tell you about your country's definition of north

...

Is Brighton the only habitable place in the dreary, rainy, cold rock that is Britain?

And I also don't get about this whole ABA mentality from Sup Forums. I mean we're the good guys of the premier league! We don't spunk gross amount of money on players, we develop and promote our own youth and we attempt to play attractive football.

If you have to define a club as "good guys" you have no argument at all. No one picks a club based on whether they think they are a good or bad guy apart from asian bandwagoners

>turned 21 today
>celebrating it with my mom
>don't have any friends
>did jackshit all year
>have to wait till noon to go buy some booze
>worried I might turn into an alcoholic
>had a dream last night where I got drunk and tried to rape a girl

>I mean we're the good guys of the premier league!

No you're not. You're the hypocrites of the Premier League. At least the other mega-rich fanbases have the decency to admit that they're just rich as fuck and that's why they do so well. Arsenal fans have deluded themselves into thinking they're the underdogs, and it's ridiculous.

>We don't spunk gross amount of money on players

40 million for Ozil and 35 million for Sanchez might not be a big deal now, but that was a huge amount of money in 2013 and 2014. And Arsenal have a wage bill only a few million euros lower than Manchester City's.

>and we attempt to play attractive football.

So does every other rich club not managed by Mourinho.

living the dream m8

You telling him to go raping people?

Rojo could have killed him lads.