Staying with my aunt tonight in her one bedroom apartment to help her move. She says we can share the bed. What do I do?

Staying with my aunt tonight in her one bedroom apartment to help her move. She says we can share the bed. What do I do?

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sleep on the floor

Get her drunk.
Fuck her.
Post results.

ask if she has any laundry sauce

You should put on your daddy's shoes, because this is a mans game.

Get that ass, user.

Sleep in bed.
Roll into her and press up against her ass. If she gets mad just pretend you rolled over in sleep

Another of her

oink

Tight briefs.
Massive erection.
Pretend go be asleep.

You bang her or you are a faggot

I didn't bring any condoms as I wasn't expecting this

She has other holes

You don't need them, she is past menopause starting age.

She is 33.

She's hideous , why would you fuck one of the hungry hungry hippos

You look about 12 years old holy shit, no wonder she isn't bothered about you sleeping in the bed, she probably doesn't even think your cock works yet ahahahaa

I'm 14 bit get that a lot.

Do it faggot

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Just hope she is on birth control, you'll be fine

Go buy some alcohol immediately

you could always post an imaginary scenario to the Internet.

god your a faggot.

You need to be 18 to browse this website.

Go find some of her dirty panties OP

You not gonna sex her. Don't make a fool of yourself.

Post more pics or get out

Roll your arm over and grab her pussy and if she doesn't want act like your sleeping

rate!

Inb4 user was banned for this post

post pics of her sleeping please

well hello anndy

Christ that's a hard 33. Life been unkind to her, eh mate?

Thanks for your address Andy

Tits and timestamp

post more pics cuck

you idiot. kek

Tits or gtfo

Real deal? When she is in the bathroom or something, start jerking off and have her walk in on you. She'll either just be embarassed or move in. Trust me, bro, this shit works.

Your apartment building looks nice

She's a lot of fun to be with though.

Hit that shit user, shes sexy as fuck.

disinfo

find a way to get her in less clothes

Post tits

Fair one man, I was only messing but unless she makes the move I'd say best not to try to be honest ae, could result in a really embarrassing situation

This chick gets uglier the more gets posted

You need to make a move andy. Shes a slam piggy for sure.

She really doesn't you picky virgin

Hot tub

Hello anndy

Come on man find a way or you're playing us

im hard, post more picks please.

>my aunt

need to get us an update man. whats happening. see her tits yet?

Best I could find so far

need real time pictures. not this bullshit

So you have a plan yet, OP?

looking at you. i feel like she doesn't want your cock in her

She just took a shower and us getting ready for bed. I will go lay down to sleep then

straight cuddle yo

Sleep in bed and press your luck homie

You got this, OP. Just have confidence and you will smash!

stare at her and run your eyes up and down her body, make sure she notices

so no pics then? gtfo of here you fucking kike. I'm gonna find who you are and fuck you up if we dont see shit.

Don't be too creepy, show some interest, try and make sure she catches you looking at her and see how she reacts to that. continue on your path to regret my fellow user!

If you don't try, then you are most massive faggot

This

update: She might actually want the D.
Go for the cuddle. see if she is too into it

Look OP, you are an underage faggot who will sperg out.

she is the 'cool auntie' that you have.
just accept the fact that you have a cool relative.

you are not going to score, and your autistic boner is not her fantasy, no way.

you will ruin your relationship with the only cool relative you have with your autism.

and besides that, you are at the sexually confused stage, and will probly get fucked by a man up your tender ass, years before you see a live woman naked

I had that opportunity when I was 15. My aunt got divorced and needed me to help her move, just me. We got all her crap moved out of the asshole's house, and I took a shit on his bed. After putting most of it in storage we just had her bed, tv, easy chair, and some blankets and stuff for the apartment. We got chinese and holed up for the night. After eating she said she was going to take a shower. She stripped off her clothes right there and invited me to do the same. The shower was fun, she had to put me in a headlock to get me to touch anything besides her arms. Once I got it that sex was going to happen and I could play with that I was all in. She had about 4bad years to work out and my dick kept coming back for more. We had to fuck off the next day because we couldn't walk right, we were wore the hell out, but she played the part of little teenage girlfriend. Good memories.

Getting ready for this to be fake like usual

fpbp

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ANDY...
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TRY TO BANG YOUR AUNT
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!