Computer laying beside me

>computer laying beside me
>not paying attention because im on phone
>middle of writing a text msg and computer suddenly activates text-to-speech
>it starts cussing and spewing obscenities for 30 secs
>shocked.jpeg
>i look through tabs that might have audio playing in background
>nothing
>check icons on taskbar to see if anything is running
>nothing that would make computer do this
>have no idea how and why this happend

what do you think Sup Forums? i know my computer has a ton of bloat and malware, but i've never heard of anything that can do this. it's been about twenty minutes and it hasn't happened since. should i be worried? have you guys had any similar experiences??

(pic not related)

>saving the thumbnail

what a fucking fail of a thread, kys op

oh also you could be ratted some pcs have text to speech for deaf people and shit

>not having the updated one

no need to be hostile, friend. i just wanted to find out how or what happened. i tried google searching it but i couldn't find anything.

haha, one up-ed by a Sup Forums degenerate again

what a shit chart

>saying daddy at the bottom

there's not a man on the planet doesn't find a gasped "Daddy!" incredibly arousing.

>Mmmm, ahh ahh. Daddy it's scary!

thats normal for windows
install linux if you dont like it. dunno why it does stuff like that hmm

>implying the original one made sense

>daddy eet hurtz

I don't know about the rest of you, but if someone called me daddy in bed, I would have to bail from the oedipus complex triggering.

I'd roleplay to see how deep her mental rabbit hole goes

im checking the chart again, i made it and i forgot what the fuck GB on a trap means

Bro, you got a RAT from a skid.

Kys

It's either something like this, or I file this under shit that never happened.

Gangbang duh

My apologies, you deserve no duh, fag.

56DJR-J2DIM-I0KXZ-QCSME-47EO3

Fuck off.

>steam updating

>its was a real code anyway
kys

this happened, quit being a nigger. i just don't know WHY

>know yourself
woah that's deep user

>tfw when some skid on Cybergate or Darkcomet is on your computer.

what operating system u running OP?

OP, do not plug your phone into the computer anymore.

Do a port scan then format that shit.

Get Linux.

>Pic related
He's gonna hack your phone if you do MTP transfers

>never heard of anything that can do this

A RAT virus can give an attacker total control over your computer just like he's connecting with a remote desktop client.
He can see everything you do on your screen and take control just like he's on your computer, also view and webcams and microphones.
All you have to do is run the wrong exe and it calls home and becomes a part of his compromised network.

windows 10 user

>2017
>Not using an antivirus

Why would anyone do this?
Also calling bs

you are a fucking retard, kys

guessing you dont know what a botnet is too

You dip.

You installed the RAT. It was probably disgused as brandnewmusicplayer.exe and it was actually a RAT.

Blackhats do it to rent botnets to people to DDoS.
Skids do it for slaves.

>not knowing computer junk
Wow I'm such a loser
Obviously I don't but none of it matters anyway, OP is lying

>No mexican sugar dancing
>No rusty ventures
>No forced singularity uploading

What are you, a queer?

That's illegal you shitstrain

Slaves to fuck with for lulz = Skids and some hackers

Zombies to make a strong botnet = Lucrative and blackhats do this to make $$$

I even showed you this is possible on Android phones.

Why the fuck are you not on a Linux Distro like Ubuntu or Mint anyway?

>AV didn't go off

Do you use Windows XP?

>not knowing of black hat hackers
wew lad user you got a lot of catching up to do

Do you think they/I give a shit?

>Nobody ever does anything illegal

>yfw I write malware

Oh You copy and paste codes? Cute
How's middle school going

Shut up, skid.

I tweaked Xenotix and made it better.

Massive overhaul.

Jesus Christ you guys are the retarded ones, get baited in 2017

am i supposed to care you retard

The uprise has begun. I regret cumming all over my iPad now.

unlike your bitch ass pc, mine isn't a leg quivering fag that needs protection from those shit stained, cheeto finger black hats. fuck off user

How is that bait?

Skids literally do dumb shit when they RAT people like showing off and fucking with volumes and TTS.

When I ratted some fuck, I took personal information without tipping them off that they got fucking ratted.

This faggot got ratted.

I fix computers for a living. To fix it just update adobe Reader and boom fixed.

Calling the cops
I gotta feeling it's you who did this to my computer
And you're watching my screen
So you found my thread
And you're making a bigger fool of me by literally explaining my situation while bragging about doing the same thing
Good luck

OP, what you need to do is post

evaluation

Without "uation" and add parentheses to it, without spaces next to the four letters like these non-parentheses below

Shut the fuck up, faggot. I'm not the skid that hacked you.

I am a greyhat trying to advise your dumbass out of this.

But, I'm sorry your dad tossed your salad, cummed your hole and juggled your jewels.

Why the fuck would I rat you then tell you how to unrat yourself?

That would defeat the purpose of me ratting your ass.

Did you steal your tech knowledge?

Are you the OP with the RAT installed, or just some other faggot?

Either way I'm lmao at your retardedness

>mfw someone brags on Sup Forums about writing malware

Yeah, I ratted your mom's asshole with my dick. Those aren't moles, kid. You are a butt baby. Those dingleberries fused with you in the embryonic stage.

I should have told your ass how to give him more control over your shit.

Why would I brag. A billion pajeets do this everyday.

Just telling the ungrateful nigger I know what is going on.

op

Damn bro chill out, you seem pissed off over nothing

>tee hee, look at me, I KNOW things YOU DONT'! yfw I am more good at computer h4x than you! ~~ :-)

kill yourself

Go take ur medz, seriously your bipolar disorder is overlapping your autism and this thread alone is proof

Here's ur (Y00z)

Kill yourself

Just trying to help that punk faggot.

why would you help some newfag who got owned?

I hate when skids rat people for no reason.

They should be ratting feminazis or loli loving faggots

Haha floor tiles

do you have discord open?

discord has a text to speech function.

>I hate when skids rat people for no reason.

He got owned for a reason; he's a retard. You have to fall for some seriously dumb shit to get ratted. It's not like Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov decided to try and fuck up this particular kid. He clicked some dumb shit and is being punished for it.

Fucking floor tiles. It's been a while. I was almost exclusively on Sup Forums since the end of 2015.

actually, yeah i do. but i didn't have it open when it happened

You should probably reinstall your O/S fam. If your computer is some kind of prefab, there should be a recovery thing on it (should show a message at bootup "press x to start recovery") Disconnect your comp from the internet, backup all your important shit, and use the recovery system to reinstall Windows.

this, he HAD to get baited hard by someone, like he downloaded a minecraft hack client from some random who just wanted to rat him, i remember one my friends would do this he actually got dozens, lmao

Bro, when I was a kid, I tried to get a mod tool for my mobile game and it was a fucking neckbeard ratting kid's computers and calling us skids because we downloaded his gay ass RAT.

>I don't play that shit

Went to Regedit,
Edited the registry files and fucked them all the way up and his permissions, got his IP from a scan, doxxed his ass, found his personal life accounts.

He later got hacked by some other faggots.

>Edited the registry files and fucked them all the way up and his permissions, got his IP from a scan, doxxed his ass, found his personal life accounts.
you dont know what the fuck your talking about

How many do you have to have in a category to belong to it?

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I do.

I changed the RAT's regkey values.

I scrambled the values up and saved it.

Port scanned

Skid had no VPN

Then I doxxed his alias.

Found his real name and family.

pretty sure the consensus has always been 1

everything that was on my taskbar when it happened, haven't touched anything

sure bub, keep larping

Nah, you're just baiting user.

I know what really happened and how I handled it.

I was on XP Professional when it happened.

>no ad block

L A R P I N G

Why is daddy fetish on bottom? Pretty common.
Why no tentacles?

>claims to write malware
>doesnt know how to take a screenshot
Hello pajeet

True. Reminds me too much of fucking my daughter. God I miss her

>Reminds me too much of my daughter. God I miss fucking her

Maybe because I am on my phone on Sup Forums, dumbass.

Like I'm gonna get my USB cable, screenshot, transfer the screenshots to my phone, then post them.

I don't want to do that shit.

soooo..
>larping

>mod tool for my mobile game
>when I was a kid

I'll hazard the guess based on the rest of your post that you're still a kid.

Also, downloading someone's gay ass RAT does make you a skiddie.

I hate to say it, but it's within reason. I question the utility of port scanning someone with regard to doxing them, but I admittedly don't know shit about doxing. Depending on the RAT, you generally want your zombies to phone you, since most of them are gonna' be on NATted IPs behind routers. Gotta store your IP somewhere on the target so it can connect back to you. The registry is the perfect place for some shitty rat to store that information. I could see some newb stumbling through this process when dealing with some total retard skiddie.

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You're such a faggot, man.

You probably think breathing oxygen is larping.

screenfetch plz

>Implying a real RAT will be using internal IPs and WLAN.

If you grab the IP, you can add it to the dox so they get a DDoS

Are your speakers Bluetooth enabled?

you had discord opened? /tts (words)

Its a built in command to discord for text to speech you will hear what someone typed, but when put in chat it wont show it was tts

More than likely someone did /tts and all them cursing n shit easy.

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My fets
Going to skip some on vanilla
Toys, gay
Exhibitionism/outdoors, voyeurism, sweat, biting, spanking
Smells, incest, hypnotism
Vore,furry, cub/shota

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