Having my gf rate dick pics

having my gf rate dick pics
if you're an insecure cuck don't bother since she's going to be harsh
post and get rated

believe me or don't. I don't really give a shit fags

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for the lolz

not bad 8/10 also nice socks
looks like a gay French painting 9/10

btw I'm typing for her

post a pic of her?

Lmao French gay portrait but ok

look here nigger you don't get special privileges for posting again 8.1 for better quality picture
-0.1 cause it looks sad
8/10

post her you fucking cuck

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>gf
>I believe you

Like a fucking mushroom

>...going to be harsh...
>Rates 8 and 9/10s...

prefer the autistic border on this one looks like a gastly, cloying alien
wouldn't touch with a 9 foot pole unless in a relationship
4/10

believe what you want this is Sup Forums

probably because they are you insecure pleb
aesthetically that's what they got rated

op im ask her if my balls lowered my score

im self conscious about them

Ok here you go.

no they look like fucking balls they're fine
you get an 8/10 for the discolored circumcision

looks like a pink pencil with no head
uncircumcised always gets lower rating
3/10

uh idk if your gf has noticed but not all balls look the same

mine are really dangly for some reason

Haha a pink pencil, that's great. Thanks for the rating.

balls always change form dude

I doubt there is anyone here with a gf

considering you don't look like johnny knoxville with grandpa balls you look normal as fuck

btw she went to school for art and had to draw about a dozen penises which all looked the same

the only time balls look like is when they're too cold. when they're too warm they drop

if your balls are always like that then maybe you just live in a warmer area or your body temp is straight fucked

some guys balls stay uptight

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"oh god" was the initial response
looks like a sleeve cat
2.5/10

butt penis
can't fucking see anything, learn how to take a picture
4/10

im not the OP but i'd suck that dick

9/10

some people have told me that i have grandpa balls, i didnt like it...

why doesnt your gf like uncut guys

not sure who told you that but most girls don't even give a fuck what your balls look like unless they're misshapen or at your knees

reason for uncut dicks being rated down is because they look repulsive and deformed even if it's natural

most guys give less of a fuck. a lot of girls see it differently. maybe it's because circumcisions are a thing and we've all been brainwashed by the jews. maybe it's just an evolutionary change in brain chemistry. idfk

im told good things.

you were told wrong things
average as fuck
5/10

ive had more than one girl tell me my balls were extremely unappealing

why exactly are you showing your gf dick pics anyway?

example of what fucked up looks like
cocks.ratemeplease.com/images/img5823931db7e4d.jpg

>more than one girl
stop talking to dumpster sluts then. if multiple girls told you that while in a relationship then you're meeting some shitty people

I'm "showing" her dick pics because it's fun. plus my dick is a lot more aesthetically pleasing than most. but even if it wasn't it's still fun

i get the feeling you are somewhat hostile

Gay fucking shit, go fuck your gf instead of looking at random cocks online you cucklord

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okay
okay
kinda small head
kinda gay tattoo. if you are gay then you're doing it right
anime poster -100, zelda +2
6/10

What does your slut think

looks similar to mine
is that a small vein right below the head? looks like some sort of implant
7.582/10

Vein, I'm not enough of a faggot to get an implant. That sounds like something somebody who would rate dicks with their gf would get. COCK twin fag

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2/10
Nasty frog alien shit

Small cock inbound *beep*beep*beeo*

Rate please

kekerino
what he said 2/10
that's not even small you retard that's completely average or slightly above
5/10
head too small
looks kinda limp unless you already finished
bonus points for butt (but not really)
6/10

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Yea I was looking for a mean comment try again :$

That was just getting started but cant really see dick in this gif

learn to rotate your pictures vertically you dullard
too thin, makes me uncomfortable
3/10
if you're the scrub who got a 5/10 eat some shit
ballon-animal and blimpish
1/10 for being a baby
why not get a fuckin tripod instead of holding it up like an asian trying to take a picture of the Mona Lisa

More daddy I'm so close !!!

You sound like a little dick fag who gets his kicks by pretending he has a girl on the internet. At least try to sound like a girl

You're the one seeking validation from that fag you damn well know doesn't have a girl by his side, so who's the real faggot here

Damn he got you there buddy pal, I'm not your buddy pal well I'm not your pal buddy :$

choke yourself with a belt until your pass out
10/10
if only
obviously I'm not going to timestamp but I 100% do have a girl by my side.

also I said I was writing for her. half the shit she's said I woudn't even think of writing. if anything i'm way more lenient when it comes to rating dicks
pull the dollar sign out of your fucking mouth and try to post something less aids next time

You didn't like the buddy pal thing ? I thought it was funny :(

I found my doppelgänger now what ? Should I fuck him and make super babies ?

if the guy you were replying to said pal then it wouldn't have been as retarded
but you just pulled an old ass south park quote out of your ass for no reason. I wanted aids though so thanks

Sorry for giving you aids buddy, I'm not your buddy pal, well I'm not your pal buddy.

left's nose is more attractive
right's eyes are more attractive
hopefully your kids get the best of both worlds

We shall make super babies

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Op here, my gf just killed herself because i'm so gay. wat do

Perform a cock implant and fuck your self with her cock ! Obvisouly smh

where are your balls man
head looks tilted up, rest looks fine
4/10
get off my thread nigger

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4.5" looks fine?

looks pretty much the same as but somehow grosser
more purply
3/10
what do you want, a 2/10?
what's your girth? slightly below average size but above average girth is better than the reverse

Look how cute my puppy is ! I love her she dislikes me though everyone We fuck she wants it with the lights off , she's always out late with her friends and is never home. I think she is cheating on me .( what should I do b e

your gf looks retarded
I feel a little bad
2.5/10

I obviously don't want a 2/10, I'm just surprised the slight bend was what stuck out instead of my size. Glad to hear my girth is ok though.

Yea she's a male order from Russia . She acts weird too instead of walking upright she walks on all fours. She also doesn't talk much all she does is bark, I think that's because she doesn't know English only Russian hmmm

actually it was the balls more than the tilt
the rest looks aesthetically much better than most of the shit in this thread
length is important obviously but you're not micro penis so you're fine
nice at least she succs good though right?

Tits with timestamp, or there is no girl, just some homofaggot.

kind of don't feel like it. maybe another time
>inb4opsafag