C-Celeb th-thread f-for kind gentlemen and late n-night d-discussions

C-Celeb th-thread f-for kind gentlemen and late n-night d-discussions...

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need a solid fap

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those are damned near daddario-level crazy eyes

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hnng

>tfw will never gargle a mouthful of AG's warm, spicy diarrhea while she giggles and pees on me

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You can gargle mine and pretend it's hers.

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That belly is practically screaming 'Tickle Me'

Nah, but I'll hack pieces of you off, cook it on a grill and eat it while you watch.

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As long as you eat my dick first. I want to see you down it all at once.

>tfw will never be walked around with her on a leash with a tube running from her asshole to a mask on my face breathing nothing but her farts

Topless girl in Milana's feed? Don't know who she is...

deal

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I want her excrement to be my only nourishment.

Ooo baby, back that up over here mami.

Wow.
Don't do drugs, ladies.
Well, except for the occasional rohypnol, anyway.

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I want my stomach to be regularly filled with her feces everyday. Every time she needs to empty her bladder her void her bowels I want to be there to devour it.

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I've never understood the scat fetish, shit is disgusting, no matter how perfect and sexy the body it came from

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hnng

get rid of the lisa loeb glasses and she is 13/10

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idkwts
Ick?

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the glasses are WHY she is 13/10!

Rosamund Pike

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Eh, fetishes aren't meant to be understood. The mental illness probably doesn't help me either.

All I know is I want to blast a load deep inside of her while I choke/chew on a mouthful of her shit while she watches me and slowly drools out of her mouth into my shit filled mouth.

no. it's the tight bod, perky tits, lack of lard-assiness, lips, nose, and lack of adams apple.

The glasses are literally retarded. Probably not even prescription.

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read her bio. shes blind as hell without glasses.
typical Sup Forums post...durrr shes retarded durrrr

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Fair enough, I like some weird shit too

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>read her bio
Why?
I don't even know wtf she is, nor do I care.
She's quite the specimen, though.

I don't buy your explanation, though. For whatever that's worth.

Strong prescriptions would distort the face behind them. Those are hipster glasses. Pure and simple.

heh....
tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face
You sure about that?
before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air
somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second *swish*
land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically
assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
put my katana back in its scabbard
twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
walk off mysteriously into the shadows

Then she can push my load out of her cunt into the garbage while she giggles and tells me my cum belongs there instead of in her tight little perfect bod. If I haven't finished chewing and swallowing her shit by then she can squat and piss onto the shit in my mouth while my cock stiffens back up.

Basically do this in an endless loop until I die or my dick stops working.

fuck off, stutterfag

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Just cause she wears glasses doesn't mean she isn't retarded?

Moar!!!

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You got it dude

Tbh I would be perfectly content dying while choking on her shit/drowning in her piss.

In fact I would love to swim in a septic tank filled with nothing but her waste until I got tired and drowned in it like a sim.

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this titties are kind of nice

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Legs too user yum

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What if I looked EXACTLY like Ariana except I still had my dick and I wanted to shit on your face and piss in your ears and butt. Would you be okat with that?

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dont stop bud

remove the shit and piss part and im in

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anyone got Noods?

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gross no

low key i fapped hard to this

unfortunately not user

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>not having a fellow user to get lewd with on rabb.it

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not kidding about those legs ; )

Eh, the piss thing maybe. You'd better be goddamned convincing. I only eat straight up female shit though.

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il contribute

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precious looking baby is all dolled up
but after the fun filled show has ended she takes such a dirty smelly dump! What a poopy mess!

fap happy

Who dis?

man those things are nice

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are there nudes of this chick?
I hope she's in the fappening 3