Let's play B/tards/

Let's play B/tards/

You start by getting a blood transfusion, after which you spend your time not sure if any things real or just a dream, you go around killing people who are diseased and insane until you eventually are forced to kill your wheelchair bound mentor who's dream you've been trapped inside.

you're a yellow ball eating other balls, there's ghosts that look like theyre from that game pacman, you're pacman

Ms. Pacman?

Is it pacman?

bborne

if something touches you, you die.

Correct

Find the company you were working for is now cooking your friends, escape, get high, go on a spirit quest only to return and be made into food yourself.

Turok 2?

Asteroids?

no

>airplane crash
>smelly moist city
>drug addicts with bunny fetish
>sleeper agent
>go golfing with dad

You start off in Space or some shit, marine squad crash on a fucked planet full of robotic looking aliens.. eventually they turn you into one after they capture you. By the end of the game you're shooting black holes and shit out of crazy ass guns

getting warmer

Silver surfer?

>time to die
>nope
>time for others to die
>yup
>killed by cash

You go around you do whatever you want you basically just do slave type work

Ayys everywhere but in the order 2-3-1

Minecraft?

10000 guns

borderlands

>Grabbin pills
>Matrix copyright lawsuit
>Russians
>Thicc chick who hold guns real well
>More story, less shooting action
>Ragdolls like potato sacks

>you're a kid
>you're a squid

>gonna join the terrorists
>play with shiny rocks
>the ending isn't very satisfying

>B/tards/
It's Sup Forumstards you fucking faggot.

>grabbin pills
l4d2

Sorry not Sorry

Hello Kitty Island Adventure?

Thing falls and others disappear together.

Too easy I guess

Quake, the new one. Don't remember the number, all of them are bullshit alien things.

Not even close

Rayman - Raving Rabbits?

bioshock

Children get sent into the forest/wild alone to catch and fight wild animals.

no

>a man magically goes from Sup Forumstard to fucking Aphrodite in 17 days.

Its about a pirate and you're a sailor but there isn't any water. You have to get rocks and travel the world.

game 1: you are vampire guy, boss vampire guy doesnt like that you evolved to be better than him. he breaks you and throws you into a bad place. you rot and burn in bad place for like 10 eons. squid god says "lol nope" and pulls you out of bad place, your body is #fukkked. gotta kill your brother vampires for 'reasons'. go to kill boss vampire and he escapes into time vortex

game 2: follow boss vampire through time vortex through 3 distict time periods of your land. learn secrets about an ancient secret race, finally catch up to boss vampire and decide to save his life thus creating a time paradox.

game three: turns out boss vampire was a good guy that was supposed to save all life from the squid god, who turned out to be a bad dude

Turok?

Start off being retarded, work your way to the top, gotta work with more retards to kill a retard, in the end of the day, youre retarded for putting hours on end into something retarded

>infuriating puzzles
>beautiful enviroments

Oddworld series. Is it abes odysseus

tetris

Mario Party?

You crash land on a huge WMD after being attacked by aliens. Decide to use the WMD but then regret that decision.

Ez Max Anal Pain

any vidya ever?

bioshock

God Of War?

pokemon

yeehaw correct

Max!
Payne!
Im coming for you payne!

Not what i intended, but now that you mention it, it does describe that too.

you fight robots then somehow end up fighting eachother as a team

yep.

Legacy of Kain soul Reaver

>beating up bats
>falling through floors

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

no

The Witness

>have to solve murder
>you are the murder

correct

>>gentlemen
>>>Welcome to dubai

GGWP

no

>you are a jew
>your goal is to get laid

holy fuck

Leisure suit larry

Nigga paid for nothing

leisure suit larry

Leisure Suit Larry

Cleaning a tropical island while chasing a clone.

You live a peaceful life in a library, suddenly your father figure is killed, all the steel in the country gets shitty and you are forced to kill your half-brother.

>i can't believe it
>what's going on
>huh?
>a fucking dog did this?!?!?

its like game of thrones risk with super fucking loud elephants wrecking house.

>be beta
>bro dies
>get high
>kill some animals
>get high
>Fuck some chick
>get high
>learn friend was raped
>get high
>Theres more to the game after that one guy dies? Really?

Then i got high

Goat simulator

Silent hill 3

no

far cry 3

so very close..it was SH 2

God of War

Silent Hill
Far Cry

My frog jumped down a hole. Dammit, I loved him!! I jump down the hole to find him. HOLY SHIT, a sweet monster truck! Gonna use this bitch to find my frog.

far cry 3

Correct

Mario sunshine. great fuckin game

battle toads

call of duty: black ops 2

>walking through town.
>see some chums having a bit of a chat.
"heard any news from the other provinces?" One man says
>The other responds
"nothing I'd like to talk about"
>they say goodbye.

>guy works two jobs
>tries to juggle work and relationships, while helping his community
>goes to a wedding
>is suddenly the big dog
>things escalate
>quits his job
>the end until DLC

Brother is kidnapped, fight off evil spirits with the help of a mad scientist.

>fail at life
>wake up, ded
>spooky skull says "UR NOT DED, GTFO"
>meet dead gf ;__;
>try to an hero, hundreds of times
>fail at death
>meet urself
>kill urself
>win

Fuck, i just remembered the dog ending so fucking well.

Sh3 was the girl, wasnt it? With the pipe choice?

>Mexican
>young
>have primate companion
>parents forced me to go
>orange fucker trying to steal my shit

NO, you youngster

call of duty (where a single knife wound is worse than a .50 cal to the gut)

yup

>2 holes
>1 big f**king raygun

Sleeping dogs