Let's play B/tards/
Let's play B/tards/
You start by getting a blood transfusion, after which you spend your time not sure if any things real or just a dream, you go around killing people who are diseased and insane until you eventually are forced to kill your wheelchair bound mentor who's dream you've been trapped inside.
you're a yellow ball eating other balls, there's ghosts that look like theyre from that game pacman, you're pacman
Ms. Pacman?
Is it pacman?
bborne
if something touches you, you die.
Correct
Find the company you were working for is now cooking your friends, escape, get high, go on a spirit quest only to return and be made into food yourself.
Turok 2?
Asteroids?
no
>airplane crash
>smelly moist city
>drug addicts with bunny fetish
>sleeper agent
>go golfing with dad
You start off in Space or some shit, marine squad crash on a fucked planet full of robotic looking aliens.. eventually they turn you into one after they capture you. By the end of the game you're shooting black holes and shit out of crazy ass guns
getting warmer
Silver surfer?
>time to die
>nope
>time for others to die
>yup
>killed by cash
You go around you do whatever you want you basically just do slave type work
Ayys everywhere but in the order 2-3-1
Minecraft?
10000 guns
borderlands
>Grabbin pills
>Matrix copyright lawsuit
>Russians
>Thicc chick who hold guns real well
>More story, less shooting action
>Ragdolls like potato sacks
>you're a kid
>you're a squid
>gonna join the terrorists
>play with shiny rocks
>the ending isn't very satisfying
>B/tards/
It's Sup Forumstards you fucking faggot.
>grabbin pills
l4d2
Sorry not Sorry
Hello Kitty Island Adventure?
Thing falls and others disappear together.
Too easy I guess
Quake, the new one. Don't remember the number, all of them are bullshit alien things.
Not even close
Rayman - Raving Rabbits?
bioshock
Children get sent into the forest/wild alone to catch and fight wild animals.
no
>a man magically goes from Sup Forumstard to fucking Aphrodite in 17 days.
Its about a pirate and you're a sailor but there isn't any water. You have to get rocks and travel the world.
game 1: you are vampire guy, boss vampire guy doesnt like that you evolved to be better than him. he breaks you and throws you into a bad place. you rot and burn in bad place for like 10 eons. squid god says "lol nope" and pulls you out of bad place, your body is #fukkked. gotta kill your brother vampires for 'reasons'. go to kill boss vampire and he escapes into time vortex
game 2: follow boss vampire through time vortex through 3 distict time periods of your land. learn secrets about an ancient secret race, finally catch up to boss vampire and decide to save his life thus creating a time paradox.
game three: turns out boss vampire was a good guy that was supposed to save all life from the squid god, who turned out to be a bad dude
Turok?
Start off being retarded, work your way to the top, gotta work with more retards to kill a retard, in the end of the day, youre retarded for putting hours on end into something retarded
>infuriating puzzles
>beautiful enviroments
Oddworld series. Is it abes odysseus
tetris
Mario Party?
You crash land on a huge WMD after being attacked by aliens. Decide to use the WMD but then regret that decision.
Ez Max Anal Pain
any vidya ever?
bioshock
God Of War?
pokemon
yeehaw correct
Max!
Payne!
Im coming for you payne!
Not what i intended, but now that you mention it, it does describe that too.
you fight robots then somehow end up fighting eachother as a team
yep.
Legacy of Kain soul Reaver
>beating up bats
>falling through floors
Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.
no
The Witness
>have to solve murder
>you are the murder
correct
>>gentlemen
>>>Welcome to dubai
GGWP
no
>you are a jew
>your goal is to get laid
holy fuck
Leisure suit larry
Nigga paid for nothing
leisure suit larry
Leisure Suit Larry
Cleaning a tropical island while chasing a clone.
You live a peaceful life in a library, suddenly your father figure is killed, all the steel in the country gets shitty and you are forced to kill your half-brother.
>i can't believe it
>what's going on
>huh?
>a fucking dog did this?!?!?
its like game of thrones risk with super fucking loud elephants wrecking house.
>be beta
>bro dies
>get high
>kill some animals
>get high
>Fuck some chick
>get high
>learn friend was raped
>get high
>Theres more to the game after that one guy dies? Really?
Then i got high
Goat simulator
Silent hill 3
no
far cry 3
so very close..it was SH 2
God of War
Silent Hill
Far Cry
My frog jumped down a hole. Dammit, I loved him!! I jump down the hole to find him. HOLY SHIT, a sweet monster truck! Gonna use this bitch to find my frog.
far cry 3
Correct
Mario sunshine. great fuckin game
battle toads
call of duty: black ops 2
>walking through town.
>see some chums having a bit of a chat.
"heard any news from the other provinces?" One man says
>The other responds
"nothing I'd like to talk about"
>they say goodbye.
>guy works two jobs
>tries to juggle work and relationships, while helping his community
>goes to a wedding
>is suddenly the big dog
>things escalate
>quits his job
>the end until DLC
Brother is kidnapped, fight off evil spirits with the help of a mad scientist.
>fail at life
>wake up, ded
>spooky skull says "UR NOT DED, GTFO"
>meet dead gf ;__;
>try to an hero, hundreds of times
>fail at death
>meet urself
>kill urself
>win
Fuck, i just remembered the dog ending so fucking well.
Sh3 was the girl, wasnt it? With the pipe choice?
>Mexican
>young
>have primate companion
>parents forced me to go
>orange fucker trying to steal my shit
NO, you youngster
call of duty (where a single knife wound is worse than a .50 cal to the gut)
yup
>2 holes
>1 big f**king raygun
Sleeping dogs