>fucking gf doggy style
>can smell her sweaty butthole
Wat do?
She's not dirty, she can shower right before we fuck and after 10 mins her ass gets sweaty and I can smell her butthole. It doesn't stink like shit, it's just sweaty, musky butt smell.
I tried rubbing deo stick on my finger and then on her butt so she doesn't notice but that just made it way worse. Whole room stank and she still noticed.
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just rub vapour rub on yourself before and spraypaint her butt so you can get hie
Stop acting like a virgin. Man the fuck up and get aroused at the smell
>it's just sweaty, musky butt smell
If you don't enjoy that smell, you may as well just turn to a life of chronic masturbation.
Eat ass. She'll love you for it.
what are you, 12? stick your tongue in her sweaty asshole and be grateful she's letting you fuck her.
An hero
>get aroused by sweaty buttholes
But it doesn't smell like that when we start fucking. We sometimes 69 and my nose is right up her crack and there's no smell.
But after I turn her over and start pounding her, it doesn't take long for sweaty butt aroma to fill the room.
spoken like a true man
we shower together. I've made it to a habbit washing her butt with my fingers, we kiss udner the shower, i touch her all around, then i get " super horny" i hut her around and start playing with her ass with my fingers, secretly cleaning the first 1-3 inches..
Can confirm this works
Just a dollop of vaporub on her anus and the smell will go away
It will also likely get her hot and make her even hornier
>he thinks she can't smell his god awful smell when she is anywhere near his dick
>secretly cleaning your gf's dirty ass
Is this what having a gf is like? Fuck that.
>it doesn't take long for sweaty butt aroma to fill the room
You're still saying this like it's a bad thing.
her butt is getting gooey because she's genetically predisposed to like anal
fuck her ass
>I tried rubbing deo stick on my finger and then on her butt
xddd
This. It's not because she doesn't say anything that she also can smell you musky sweaty balls or your sweaty ass hair. But she still wants your dick, so man up, and fuck her like this.
Maybe it's your own ass you're smelling.
kek
*she also can't smell
maybe you're just kidding yourself with this whole girl thing, user. if you think they're gross you should just switch to dudes
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pound dat dudu chute op
>it's just sweaty, musky butt smell
Sounds hot OP. Not sure what is wrong with you
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Just saying dude you kind of sound like a virgin yourself..it's not like he's telling her about it. I've had exs who had this same problem. Usually their pussies stink too..nasty fuckin whores better off without em
my gf's ass used to be stinky
I showerd with my gf and when she saw me rubbing my ass with soap she said "ew"
and im like " you never clean your ass or what?"
Honestly i dont this she ever did till i started making her do it.
>OP still dreams of a time when girls butts smelled of roses
Do you want a little girl who puts all smelly rose products over herself to hide everything or a real woman? Real woman have smells. Learn to love those.
>it doesn't take long for sweaty butt aroma to fill the room.
Maby it's your dick/balls that stink
This guy
Maybe the smell comes from her vagoo
Eat her ass and pussy, faggot. You are the girl in this relationship. She probably sucks your dick even when you just come in with schweaty balls and she doesn't say anything; and you're just there thinking "shit, i can smell her ass and i am disturbed like a faggot"
I sniff my hand after scratching my sack. No smell.
I tried sucking my dick a few times, couldn't get it in but I did get it close enough to smell. It doesn't stink.
We sometimes do that and I guess vaseline covers it up. I don't really have an excuse to lube up her ass while I'm fucking her pussy.
Just be thankful you're not fucking some black baboon skinned nigger. You would literally pass out once their Universal Black Girl Scent (feces combined with cocoa butter) began to fill the room...
But dude, seriously, advice from a fellow user: enjoy her ass scent, dude. It's not like she's a fucking pajeet or something.
Yep..it's not some magical object you own. It's a nasty fuckin creature that eats and shits and thinks about stuff and you need to wash it and feed it and put up with its bullshit..then they bend over and spread their asscheeks thinking they're cute, completely unaware that there's a rancid smell emitting from their taint..they're useless and retarded but every once in awhile you get a good clean fuck and you don't even think about it
Sniffing ass is the poormans viagra. If you arent digusted enough with yourself to fuck her you shouldnt be doing it in the first place.
Put a finger in your ass and smell it. Even if you just took a shower, it won't smell like christmas because it's not supposed to.
>butt gets sweaty
>smells like sweaty butt
yeah no kidding
Poor diet leads to a smelly arse, more fibre in your foods and it'll smell just fine. She also gotta learn to wash the first few inches inside, alsi anal hygiene after a shit is important. Don't suppose you know what a bidet is? Get one.
ahahah best one
Who has hurt you, user?
Yeast infection. There solved.
That's kinda the smell I'm talking about.
Like, let's say I shower before going to bed. Get nice and clean. Then in the morning I scratch my butt and sniff. It doesn't smell like shit, it smells like butt. But it's very faint, barely noticeable.
Now imagine that smell a hundred times stronger and mixed in with sweat. That's the smell I'm talking about.
BULLSHIT
the better you eat the smellier your shit gets dude
This guy get's it.
Be a man and suck it up.
Just fuck your girl and don't be a bitch.
Buttplug + strawberry scented/flavored lube.
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You scratch your balls and your fingers dont smell wtf? 4 hours after a shower my balls start to smell like balls. Do some work once in your life.
The smell your smelling isnt ass its just the smell of sex in the room
Well if you sweat from your ass, that's what it will smell like. And your defence would be "but hey i just took my shower".
Her ass gets sweaty, maybe because she is aroused also i don't know...but jesus...either you do with that, or you leave her because her ass is sweaty?
My gf is pretty chubby, but i love her and sometimes her belly gets sweaty and she has a strong smell there, but i don't care. I will lick that shit and eat her pussy like a man.
I don't know, just put something up your nose to not smell her during sex...
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Get a girl with decent hygiene
Does the scent of the Holy Log of the Church of Sixx begin to fill the room?
yh man eating ass is literally like viagra to me sometimes
>Breath through mouth
>Problem solved.
I had same issue with a clean gf once, I just started wearing my shirt during doggystyle and covered butthole with bottom of my shirt. If your shirt is already off, beat her with a wire hanger.
I fucking love the internet
Underrated
protip it's not sweaty butthole you're smelling it's the inside of her vagina tell her to use summer's eve wipes.
What the fuck is this bullshit? I love the way women smell.
You try passing turds through your mouth for decades and see if it doesn't always have a whiff of shit.
Bidet is that where men piss in?
You never thought for a second that might be you? Everyone sweats during
Mmm sweaty bunghole
By baking bread?
Did someone hurt you user?
Who hurt you?
If she's on her back the sweat and goop from her cooch will stream down into her asscrack.
It's just the human body. Be happy you got a chick to stick your dick in.
dayum look at her ass
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>it's not like she's a fucking pajeet or something .
TOP FUCKING ZOZZLE
Could be op since he's doing all the work.
im fine you samefag
OP is faggot.
i occasionally smell actual shit stink while doggy and it never puts me off.
sweat stink has never failed to make my penis harder.
id eat that shit out pronto
Ever thought of the possibility that it's actually your little dick that smells?
That explains why it doesn't go away when she showers and that you can't smell it during 69.
Wash your dirty penis, OP. When it starts smelling like ass, you know you have a problem.
Is she a vegetarian?
Also OP is fag.
You know people can mouseover the link and see you're just a shitheaded spammer right?
They reek the worst, it's amazing vegetables can turn so rank.
not fron mobile they cant thibk again moron
OP has a smegma dick.
>tfw get driven into a frenzy when im eating a girl out from behind and i can smell her ass
different strokes for different folks, i guess
>gif related I suppose
This kid is going places.
God dammit that jif
some girls just get hella musty when you guys start fucking. i used to have a gf where the whole room would stink like sex during and afterwards whereas others don't give out that aroma during intercouse. just gotta deal with it if it happens
Jusr fuck here the ass
cbf reading entire thread, dunno if someone already mentioned this, BUT
OP
if she showered right before sex, it might be her pussy juice thats stinking. She might have some STD or bacterial imbalance in her pussy thats causing the pussy juice to have a bad odor.
I know because it happened to me with several chicks, some would taste and smell like a peach, others would stink so bad that my dick would go limp
of course it could be that shes not actually washing her ass during a shower, girls can be retarded
>not ruling over everything that enters your bitch's mouth
What are you, a teenager ?
Yes they're like dogs
You either take care of the bitches the way god intended them to be or they will shit, bark and bite all over the place
>Having sex with gf
>start hearing this sloshing sound
>god awful smell
>wtf
>diarrhea everywhere
>gf loses control of her bowls during sex
>sensation of sex causes her to lose control of her bowls
>every time we have sex i have to lay down a tarp and wear a diaper
I've given up sex. I don't know how to go about killing her because the local hardware store is always out of waterproof tarps and i think they think im a serial killer at this point. Last time i went there i just told the guy I'm a tree logger and bought some chains and an axe so he would believe it
>axe
>current year
You just confirmed his beliefs user lol
Its called stank m8
I hate scented lube. It just makes ass taste like ass and berries.
I have also found the wire hanger to be helpful. You may wish to try a short length of chain if you don't want to ruin a hanger.
If you just clean her ass with your tongue before, during, and after you will learn to enjoy it. If not...just go gay.
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Pics of said stank ass?
An hero
>2006 + 19
>Not using a deo stick as a dildo on gfs b hole
fucking normies
Stale copy pasta is stale
>can smell her sweaty butthole
What is your problem? This small always make my dick hard as diamond.
OP is a virgin