ITT: Athlete names you really like

ITT: Athlete names you really like.

Johnny Unitas.

Ty Cobb

Al Alburquerque

:3

Larry Bird

>Cassius Clay is a top 10 all time sports name
>Lew Alcindor is the eternal GOAT
>both of them threw them away for Akhmed Aladdin Abubudu

What happened to this bust?

Cassius Clay is fucking based.

Whitney Mercilus.
Not sure on spelling, though.

Ha Ha Clinton Dix

Eddie McDoom

scott speed
too bad he was shite

Also

Pavel Nedvěd

Jim Thorpe
Knute Rockne
Bobby Fisher

Ben Roethlisberger

Tim Biakabutuka
Marques Tuiasosopo

The coolest name I know of (even though I kind of hate the player) is Vander Blue

He never did live up to that 10/10 name.

Colt McCoy motherfuckers
Dan Marino
Tyrod Taylor
Jim Valvano / Jimmy V

Elvis Dumervil
Marcus Cannon
the real dude, the one the boxer's actually named for is fucking based too. Def look him up

Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

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Dick Butkus

Andre Agassi

Jaromír Jágr

Coach K

>Last player to hit over .400 in a season
>Left the league in the middle of his prime to go fight the japs in ww2
ted williams is based as fuck

Mike Singultary

Nice

Joe Montana is so fucking good.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

He stayed right where he's always been

>wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Hi Aaron. I hear you really really like women?

Coco Crisp

Tom Savage

Mariano Rivera
Rollie Fingers
Hank Aaron

and of course, pic related

Joe DiMaggio

...

Larry Fitzgerald

Mookie Blaylock

Frank Gore
Bernie Blade
Lyle Alzado
Lynn Swan
Ken Stabler
Icky Woods
Jack Tatum

John Madden

Bart Starr

Oil Can Boyd

Bubby Brister
Oil Can Boyd
Stubby Clapp
Man o' War

>I like rapists
Too edgy for my taste, senpai

BenJarvis Green-Ellis
Joe Montana
Dick Butkus
Knute Rockne
Colt McCoy
Wilt Chamberlain
Garo Yepremian
Tiger Woods

God Shammgod

...

Doug Floutie
Steve Sax
Rick Mahorn

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

TEBOQ

this

Detlef Schrempf

Dick Trickle

Jim Bob Cooter

Pretty much any baseball player from the early 20th century.

Norm Van Brocklin
Bronko Nagurski
Cassius Clay
Luke Rockhold
King Dunlap
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Ezekiel Elliott
Diego Maradona
Joe Montana
Guy Lafleur
Ty Cobb

Kyle Petty, son of Richard

Bryan Angerer

Fair Hooker

David Kalaiki-Ali'i

also
Meta World Peace

Lucky Whitehead

...

>chad johnson

>Marcus Smart

It's funny because he plays like he's autistic

This crowd

Dick Butkus

Barkevious Mingo

Rollie Fingers

Torsten frings
El hadj diouf
John utaka (played as an attacker)

Not even a lolphins or bills fan, but how has no one said Richie Incognito? It's the slippery dick boys!

Alex Smith

Ricky van Wolfswinkel
Santiago Solari
Sokratis Papastathopoulos

weston steelhammer

Three Fingers Brown

Mike Ditka.

>no Lyle Alzado
Just say it to yourself, Lyle Alzado

Steele Johnson

Dick Seaman

Santonio Holmes

Colt McCoy is goofy as fuck. With a name like that you'd expect some iron jawed Chad and not a babyfaced manlet with a noodle arm.

Troy Polamalu

Eli Manning

...

Alex Smith

Terrell Sands

Fucking auto correct

*Terdell Sands

Roger Staubach
Joe Montana

Barry Sanders

Theo Riddick

Zdeno Chara

Tuuka Rask

Branko Radivojevic

Clyde Drexler

Tomáš Hertl

Joonas Donskoi

Tom Brady
Bronko Nagurski

Oleg Shatov
Franco Foda
Wojcech Szczezny

Bixente Lizarazu
Floro Flores
Giavanni van Bronckhorst
Angel Rangel
Bas Dost
Sokratis Papastathopoulos
Yakubu Alfa

Will Power

Billy Blanks.

...

Literally any Greek name

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

...

Even his nickname was sexy
The glide
Name was as smooth as the man

Starlite Lotulelei

Jack Youngblood is a pretty cool name.

seabiscuit

Thomas. Edward. Patrick. Brady.