/brit/

/gf2017/ ed.

me and the lads out for a sail

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>single linking

kys

ahahaha true instant classic

feliz cumpleanos a ti

Claiming purple opressedfu.

america is a police state
It's comforting knowing I could take my local PCSO in a 1 on 1 scrap

wood berry

Jesus lads omegle is so dire, I used to have some good convos on there years ago but it's full of twats now.

Every dickhead expect you to complete carry the conversation and the majority of convos are just twats trying to get their end off.

Wish there was an user chat room for people who just wanted top talk bollocks one on one in real time.

jajaj quien es el friegaplatos hablando español

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Far left, middle and far right are the only good ones

alright own up

who has a car on finance and what is it?

yank police is peng

who here /trashy gf/ ?

operation 2 GF's is a go lads

reading old /fit/ screencaps and getting inspired

>hi, im here for the job interview

how do you respond

chinese gf

almost got killed by a police chase once

>born just in time to fight in the third(?) Anglo-Spanish war

>car on finance
ULTIMATE deano mode
If you can't afford to buy the car outright then it's not in your price range

Sorry, you can't bring dogs in here

starting a new job tomorrow

LOADS of girls work there should I launch operation gf 2017?

>fedora xDDD

wtf do not hog all the gfs mate very rude!

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It's better than leasing a car

welcome aboard, i think you'll make a great addition to this tattoo and piercing parlor

this but for houses desu, don't get why you'd get into debt like that

"Scrummy" ISN'T A FUCKING WORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there is literally nothing wrong with having a car on finance

its like renting a flat but better

>should I launch operation gf 2017?

post

alri Deano

why are white girls so sought after? genuinely don't understand

would try and fight that war 2bh

this
asian gfs for all

>buying things on finance

its like being poor but it ensures it long term

hello nigger

using it again, so fucking edgy

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I agree with the ones on the side, but the pink short one no, the one in the black up front is far superior.

tfw virgins my age are exceedingly rare

hello Liam

>Liam aka autismo yank is here

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Male virgins your age are probably in surplus.

give me a quick rundown on Liam

hate the yank OP that single links every fucking time

FOY

muh blonde hair

Her Royal Majesty

>buying a car on finance

lol
just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s
you'll be reet

so hows gf 2017 going

we're already 1/4 through the year haha

That shouldn't even be in question you runt
Nowt wrong with a mortgage unless you're a billionaire
The same logic applies to throwing money away renting instead of saving up for a deposit at your parents

>tfw spend 3 hours a day on /britpol/ arguing about politics of a country i dont live in

is that autism

saw the fittest chinese milf today

saw a lot of fit birds today actually

honestly an 8/10

ere you that'll be reet

im not even liam but having fun destroying his reputation

who is this semen demon?

>tfw majority of girls at my school probably lost their virginity to an incredibly small group of guys

there's a lot of good'uns here

>just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s

the yank that says "anyone remember the cuckio meme" and "hello nigger" among other things. he was on thailads stream

see

You think it's easy but you're wrong
I'm not 1/2 of the problem
Zurich is stained and it's not my fault
Just hold me back or let me run.

>tfw i was in that group of guys
got 7 cherries under my belt

>group of manlets fucked all your girls

>just get a cheap japanese car from the 90s

Ah yes an ugly piece of polluting shit that will kill me instantly in any crash

ere you bolt your nugget

anyone remember the cuckio meme

how did you manage 2?

save some for me mate

manlet

Watching WrestleMania even though I have to be up by 7am for work tomorrow

Reminder if you like dogs you are probably from some 3rd world shithole

>muh pollution
NOT AN ARGUMENT
RIDE A BIKE IF YOU WANT TO CRY ABOUT POLLUTION
>kill me instantly in any crash
just don't crash then?

*kills you instantly with one punch*
heh, nothin personal, kiddo

90% of the girls in my year lost their virginities to guys in the year above, or older than that

and i lost my virginity to a girl a few years below me...

funny cycle

Blows my mind how so many girls in school basically all wanted to fuck the same 10 out of a couple hundred potential guys.

The lads would've been fine with 99% of the girls but the girls only wanted the best of the best.

cheers

want to shove a tiny yank cock in my mouth

I want to buy some "nerd merch"

Rec me something

Haha, what are you? A cherry tree?

>Egypt
>Saudi Arabia
>Indonesia
>Turkey

first world

NICE post united kaliphate.

>turkey
>saudi
>egypt
rasheed

don't be a consumerist drone

Spider-Man bed sheets are a good start

ah so this is how you get fired

someone tell the paki bender sex offender to fuck off

lulz
forgot about this term

might post some nigger facts

I've managed 1 as of right now
#2 is a high probability but not concrete, operation is still active

things just kinda fell into place with zero effort on my part

don't want to reply to him and if i just say "fuck off" he might not realize it was directed at him

>women

nah
not a fan

>men

hhhh
much better

>tfw I lost my virginity with another virgin
comfy

fuck off

how'd i do boss?

gf just sent me this

>lulz
cringed
it's "kek" you fucking spong

>>lulz
>cringed
>it's "kek" you fucking spong