Welcome to /d/ the opposite of Sup Forums

Welcome to /d/ the opposite of Sup Forums

Women leave your tops on, it's fine, everyone let's have a wonderful time

Hitler was wrong! Completely wrong!

I like black people!

op is a great person

/d/
God I hope you've realised your mistake

yeah i'll be that faggot

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the consequences were always the same

Communism is an effective political system!

I like women with masculine vaginas, but I swear I'm not straight!

> posts thumbnail while trying to make people think he's cool

/d/ is an alternative porn dump board

so Sup Forums and /d/ really are just the same board

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traps don't make me question my sexual orientation because I can get normal girls as well!

You look beautiful today!

That's what Was saying

show butthole and get out of bed

We are all the same.

this /d/ not Sup Forums, /d/ is the opposite of Sup Forums

so if this is the opposite, what's the OPPOSITE of a sharpie in the butthole?

Pencil in the mouth? LOL

M'lady, you look perfect with your shirt on.

True and straight

What's up /d/ros? I just got the girl of my dreams!
Lemme normaltext it
Be me<
Girl says she wants to fuck<
We fuck<
That's the end of it

REally! No tits or stay the fuck in!

You look wonderful! Don't post breasts and please stay here!

Whoa sir, uncalled for. Woman are equal and deserve respect.

fur threads are gross because I'm a human being with standards!

>mfw Sup Forums is an aging "NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!"
Sounds about right.

Good evening /d/oritos! I hope you've all had a wonderful day.

I mean, everyone knows that every guy on /d/ is fake.

reddit here you guys are faggots

I still don't fucking like chocolate milk.

OP IS THE OLDEST OF OLDFAGS... PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM HE IS OUR NEW ULTRA MEGA GOD OP. LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL11010LOLOL01010LOL

Traps are gross and illegal
Post more child porn please

Bush never did 911

Reddit is so insensitive. No wonder they come out with the best of the meme's first!

By why are you saying that?
All we want is internet peace among eachother

absolutely agree chap! women deserve the same respect as men wherever they go!

also batman thread anyone?

you must be an oldfag

Op is a straight man

if only this was /b

Jet fuel can melt steel beams

Thank you, /d/ude, you're the best

I say, can we have another civilized discourse on political matters in which we address each other respectfully, provide actual evidence for our claims, and do not degenerate into name-calling?

/d/udes, you gotta help me. I want to fucking live

The jews are okay i guess...traps are straight.

Of course, let this be normal, civilised internet discussion thread

anyone got an extra towel?

Hey everyone! It's doggerday!

Dubs are a numerical phenomenon and in no way represent truth

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Meanwhile, at OP's house

kek lets heck up this mortal's shitty thread.

/d/ is for weebs with weird fetishes. Please die newfag.

singles GET

/d/ie**
Fucking pleb

/D/ude! Sweet single! I wish I could get a single. What's your secret?

bumping to stay afloat

underrated post

Isn't Gary Oaks girth so easy to ignore?

M'lady, please keep that sharpy away from the pooper.

Ɉoϱϱɒʇ ɒ ƨi ԳO

toggaf a si PO

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>be me
>got a gf
>she's a virgin; has never seen a black penis
>I got a promotion at work

LOL, OP sure is the man!

*applause*

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

What a sharp looking black man. He must be an accountant or a lawyer.

Kill niggers!

Crackers tongue punch my fart box

Opposite of Sup Forums is /q/, mirroring only horizontal is against opposite codes

u mad blak boi

>Welcome to /d/
>Women leave your tops on
We only tolerate 2d girls here.

Welcome to /d/. We are a melting pot of diversity, culture, and education.

Sdom!

>Be me
>Home alone with sister
>We have a few drinks we stole from the kitchen
>She hasn't drunk much before and gets tipsy real quick
>On top of that, she was really excited so just downed a bunch of shit
>Lays back on the couch, passed out
> Her legs spread
>She's wearing really cute shorts
.Has just shaved her legs
>I can't hold back
>I'm not very strong, but I pick her up and carry her up the stairs
>mfw I don't trip
>mfw I'm strong enough to pick up my sister

Anyone else have little moments of sibling love?

We're not here to deliberately offends others. We use our anonymity to make people feel good without the awkwardness of social interaction.

Wouldn't \q\ be the opposite of Sup Forums?

Guys I am not at all into chicks with dicks... But Im sure you'll agree that if I was, I would still be straight.

I feel like I have a purpose and I am happy to be alive

< be me
< underweight, live in parents attic
< rarely on the internet
< Sister walks in wearing appropriate clothes
< leans over me, I can look right down her shirt, don't
< Asks for help w/her math homework
< I give her help, she learns from it
< I feel tightness in my pants
< oh_no\what'shappening.exe
< get up, go to the bathroom
< hadtopee.jpg
> should I continue?

Let's make everyone happy and do /qd/ ?

Oh yes my dude, I would like to hear the rest of this tale

Don't feel like you need to, but we are intrigued. Your life sounds fulfilling and meaningful!

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wow you sure are straight

why not /dqn/?
知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。　小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。　やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。　君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。

of course. Even if she has a dick, a girl is a girl no matter what. You are straight; no doubt.

You just did! There's no trick to it. It's all luck, and aren't our lives just great? We're so lucky to live in a democratic country that encourages multiculturalism, aren't we?

Someone arrest this man.
>Pic related

Traps most definitely are gay

I absolutely DO NOT want to know the source of this image

But there's nothing wrong with that!

< Sister, Pt 2. (with sauce)
< Go back into room, Sister is in there
< 'user, let me give you a back rub for helping me'
< Rubs my back, feels really good
< deep tissue massage
< rubs lower and lower
< says 'That's all!' and I say thanks
< Mom comes in, wearing nothing but a bathrobe
< Robe falls open
< I look away, embarrassed and helping her keep her dignity
< she closes it, says 'what a fine mannered boy'
< goes downstairs, makes me brownies
> continued.....

This thread needs more hentai alternative. Can anyone oblige

I promised this smart, good looking, successful girl from school that I wasn't going to share her nudes.

There's a good chap! +1 for Gryffindor!

Just imagine andy sixx's poo sliding down your throat

What a disgusting thought! i hope that never happens to me!

Oldfags can't triforce
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The fuck is happening in \d\ today