What game would you challenge Death to?

What game would you challenge Death to?

whoever dies of old age first loses

Dota 2

a game of being a miserable lazy failure at life

I'll win even if I lose

I would challenge him to a game of KUNG FU

(how come there wasnt a Jackie Chan movie of this???)

GAME?

Soul Calibur 5

game of life

Rock Paper Scissors. No real strategy involved, but at least I have a 50/50 chance.

Game of shitposting

Badminton

Kate Bush Karaoke

If I win, cool.

If I lose, well, I saw Death sing Kate Bush songs, so I still kind of win anyway.

The game

The game of life.

Calvinball

Tic Tac Toe.

Good luck motherfucker, I know all the strategies. I play for draw until you get bored or get fired from your job.

You might not think so but there definitely is a lot of strategy to Rock Paper Scissors.

Jokes on you, Hell is closest to Australia.

>he agrees
>doesn't play
>the only winning move is not to play
>wins

Quake 3 CMPA on campgrounds, first to 10 wins.

Game of DUBS

FT5 Fox ditto

> tfw I shinespike death

first one to get dubs wins

Chicken.

Only fear you could have is death but since I'm challenging him the fear is gone.

Damn it I lost again!

A week long jack-off marathon

COD4 on Backlot, no frags

...

You lost.

Osu!

Death Race

Beer pong.
I'm not that good but if I have to die I'd rather be shitfaced.

I do kyokushin karate so that. I mean I'll lose he's death but I got to get in a bareknuckle match with death so that's metal, right?

Cock Hero starring Emma Stone's ass and feet

Overwatch, 6v6, competitive. 50/50 chance of winning for me.

But I didn't.

CS: GO

nigger probably doesn't even have a 144hz monitor

Guess I win then.

shut the fuck up nu male

Tag and I'm it

FD fox only no items

Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Russian Roulette desu.
If I lose I'm already fucked,

1v1 de_dust only knifz

Russian Roulette.

2001's PC masterpiece Alien vs Predator 2

>I played this game for 7 hours a day
>every single day
>for 12 fucking years
>I am a living god