What game would you challenge Death to?
What game would you challenge Death to?
whoever dies of old age first loses
Dota 2
a game of being a miserable lazy failure at life
I'll win even if I lose
I would challenge him to a game of KUNG FU
(how come there wasnt a Jackie Chan movie of this???)
GAME?
Soul Calibur 5
game of life
Rock Paper Scissors. No real strategy involved, but at least I have a 50/50 chance.
Game of shitposting
Badminton
Kate Bush Karaoke
If I win, cool.
If I lose, well, I saw Death sing Kate Bush songs, so I still kind of win anyway.
The game
The game of life.
Calvinball
Tic Tac Toe.
Good luck motherfucker, I know all the strategies. I play for draw until you get bored or get fired from your job.
You might not think so but there definitely is a lot of strategy to Rock Paper Scissors.
Jokes on you, Hell is closest to Australia.
>he agrees
>doesn't play
>the only winning move is not to play
>wins
Quake 3 CMPA on campgrounds, first to 10 wins.
Game of DUBS
FT5 Fox ditto
> tfw I shinespike death
first one to get dubs wins
Chicken.
Only fear you could have is death but since I'm challenging him the fear is gone.
Damn it I lost again!
A week long jack-off marathon
COD4 on Backlot, no frags
...
You lost.
Osu!
Death Race
Beer pong.
I'm not that good but if I have to die I'd rather be shitfaced.
I do kyokushin karate so that. I mean I'll lose he's death but I got to get in a bareknuckle match with death so that's metal, right?
Cock Hero starring Emma Stone's ass and feet
Overwatch, 6v6, competitive. 50/50 chance of winning for me.
But I didn't.
CS: GO
nigger probably doesn't even have a 144hz monitor
Guess I win then.
shut the fuck up nu male
Tag and I'm it
FD fox only no items
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Russian Roulette desu.
If I lose I'm already fucked,
1v1 de_dust only knifz
Russian Roulette.
2001's PC masterpiece Alien vs Predator 2
>I played this game for 7 hours a day
>every single day
>for 12 fucking years
>I am a living god