What's your fetish, Sup Forums? Femanons, don't be shy?

What's your fetish, Sup Forums? Femanons, don't be shy?

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my fetish is living in a world where people just fuck and don't need to discuss fucking fetishes.

But that'd be kinda boring.

love nice tits in bra could play with them all day mmm

>in bra
How about bikini?

mmm fuck ya thats workin nice tits

stability with a nice boy that understands me and makes me laugh and that also makes nice sweet love to me and kisses me passionately...loves me. lol!

gay

anyone else here have a mommy kink? if so, why do you think you have it? i'd like to know, for the sake of self discovery

fat fetish

no femanon i think

mmf and gangbang

i had it once...theyre 1 in a million i tell ya. I'm holding out though. I'm still young. I wont give up until i turn 24 at least

Sounds boring as fuck. And very gay.

>Femanons, don't be shy
Thread dead on arrival, you can't just expect women to be open about their sexuallity user, hypocrite cunts will act all uptight when asked about their fetishes. Always.

its nice to be loved physically and emotionally at the same time . thats all im asking for

Exibit A.

All us eviants want to find and love a girl like you, femanon!

>emotionally
very gay

youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic

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my fetish is killing Sup Forums threads. problem? i came

>you can't just expect women to be open about their sexuallity user
lurk moar. Femanons are more open than you think. Just gotta post during the right time of day when the most femanons are on Sup Forums.

Exibit B.
>"I'm le troll tehee silly user you can't expect me to contribute to a thread just like that! teehee!"

Menstrual blood/ grool... Anything slippy tbh. Struggle to find content though if any user knows more

o fuck keep talking. ur making me wet again omg

what a childish "comeback". Why don't try at least to be funny while shitposting?
>implying women can be funny
oh well, as I said, thread dead on arrival. c ya cunt.

tits or gtfo

back to the circle jerk for u ..later

A submissive woman that enjoys it makes my dick like diamonds

rape play.

Simply hands. A very much unappreciated beauty of nature.

Handjobs are really sexually expressive too, I think the obsession with blowjobs is pleblike.
A good handjob says much more than a good blowjob.

>femanons
Lost. Femanons... hahahahahaha.

>women having fetishes
Do you have any idea what a woman's fetish is?

It's something along the lines of this:
>be me but 70lbs skinnier
>be walking on a beach
>qt3.14 long haired blonde adonis rides up on a white horse
>hands me 2 dozen white roses because I'm so pure and beautiful
>hands me a giant pile of $100 dollar bills and tells me I never have to do anything but be beautiful and he'll take care of me forever
>picks my 95lb body up with one arm and rides off with me to the most romantic secluded spot on the beach right at sunset
>lays me down on a white lace blanket that he had prepared just for me even though we're total strangers
>eats my pussy for 45 minutes until I cum twice
>lays down beside me and cuddles me while I tell him about how my day went and never tries to stick his penis in me because he doesn't want to soil my purity

Femanon. Btw

My fetish is relatively tame, and very difficult to find.

>cumshots sliding into cleavage, preferably from handjobs

>cumshots
Nigga, only faggots like cum.

Nigga, this be a fetish thread, don't be kinkshaming

U might dig these then

you so alpha

You should feel ashamed though. Faggot.

sounds accurate

You deserve to be shamed for using the phrase "kinkshaming"... or "*anything*shaming" to begin with.

Back to tumblr

Really though we need more of these breast expansion gifs!

Spot on.
most women haven't even tried a different possition other than missionary and if you dare to even mention other positions or even a fucking blowjob they will give you that grossed out look.

That's why I don't even ask them for different possitions or kinky stuff anymore, I just make them do it or force them in to different stuff. Most of them didn't even knew they were into that kind of stuff till I make them do it.

Why are women so bad at sex? it's rare to find a girl that knows what she likes.

You sound like you got shoveled the job of pivot man in a trap circlejerk.

>Stay mad

leave it to a tumblrfag to know what goes on in tumblr

it's half true..

Women SEEM to have two modes. They're either 100% puritanical or 100% sluts who's fucked all of town.

I just want some monogamous girl who's still freaky in bed. Apparently it is too much to ask for.

It's not that women are bad at sex.

It's that women are beyond fucking lazy and don't want to do shit.

Bitches actually get offended when the sight of their tits doesn't immediately provoke diamonds.

Whether they're 95 or 950 pounds, women believe that their mere presence should be enough to sexually gratify you. That's why there are so many single 30something landwhales.

... because they're fucking wrong and can't handle it.

Really? I had sex for the first time at 15 and rode him the entire time, still do tons of different positions with my boyfriend. Most of the time we don't even do missionary, doesn't really get me off. I love giving blowjobs, and actually enjoy swallowing his cum. I doubt that most women havent tried anything but missionary.

Not him, but there are essentially two tumblrs. The SJW bat-shit crazy zone, and then loads and loads of porn. Sometimes the first bleeds into the second. And you think using a good resource for porn is wrong just because a separate part of it is fucked up... you're strange.

Lactation

>women believe that their mere presence should be enough to sexually gratify you

dude you're so fucking right

Usually, it's the "i've fucked everything that crossed my path even if it wasn't human" kind of girls that have the puritanical fantasy/fetish.

It's that bar whore that's getting hosed down by seven dicks at once that is imagining the cumshower as seaspray from that fantasy scene, and imagining the shirt she's kneeling on as that lacy blanket.

... I wonder if there's a word for that kind of autism...

Revenge porn. Anybody got any good sites?

Also, women with short hair and BDSM.

(you)

feminism

yeah op has probably just had a bad experience and is generalizing a whole gender based on that.

+1 internet to you.

Have tried different positions. Doggy is my favourite and will suck dick voluntarily especially if I'm horny But on my period. Women are supposed to serve men to an extent but only if he's a worthwhile cause.
But women can't say what they like because it's assumed that we are sluts if we know what we want. I often know exactly what I want but asking for it would make me look bad.
Also a man on a horse sounds gay. Man giving oral is pretty gross, I'm not into that. Flowers seem fairly gay too plus they just die. I don't see the point.

I don't really agree with your defense of tumblr in any capacity...

... but checked as fuck my nigga.

op from that post
No, I've been with at least 10 girls that weren't actual sluts and only 3 of them (and I feel really lucky I found that many in my time) knew what to do and really enjoyed kinky stuff, but nothing extraordinary.

Women are BORING in bed and expect you to do everything in general.

that's very intredesting

Provide some insight on femdom/malesub? A lot of women even if they say they're open to it get turned the fuck off by the image of malesub. Just generally finding a women more powerful in sex seems very rare and when you do they are usually entitled as fuck for obvious reasons. basically I am asking how to find the unicorns.

Futanari

>I often know exactly what I want but asking for it would make me look bad.
>Man giving oral is pretty gross
You're just a big ball of stupid aren't you?

Without tits and a timestamp I question your validity as a female.

Your readiness to dismiss fantasies like the one put forth implies that you are also possibly a landwhale.

>man giving oral is pretty gross
This one implies lesbian.

honestly I kind of hate getting head, I don't cum very easily and playing with my clit is the only way I can, Id just prefer to get fucked and give my man pleasure instead of wasting our time.

Well you had sex with some shitty partners.

This

See? that's why I say, normal women just can't enjoy different things in bed other than what is socially "acceptable". I like my girls to be fucking sluts in bed and sweet outside the best, but that's asking for too much apparently.

Honestly, I'm 100% submissive in bed, and have never been the type to be dominate. I think it's easier to be submissive, and women are generally viewed as the submissive ones, so it's just a lot less nerve wracking to have things done to you. If my partner wanted me to be dominate I'd be willing to try it, and I might like it, but since I don't know much about it I'd be more shy about going through with it.

this

I'm stupid for not liking having my pussy licked? Do you like having your asshole licked and made all wet and sloppy? It's just not pleasant.

Knifeplay

>Usually, it's the "i've fucked everything that crossed my path even if it wasn't human" kind of girls that have the puritanical fantasy/fetish.

I may need further explanation as to what you mean by this.

>honestly I'm 100% submissive in bed
That's a lot of bullshit words for just saying "I'm fucking lazy".

... also, no tits, no timestamp, not a woman.

It might be because I've been in my relationship for a while, but sex is very enjoyable even if it doesn't feel amazing for me, even if it's just the idea of having power over someone else's pleasure. I've had sex without being attached to them beforehand and it does make it more enjoyable when you feel an obligation, for lack of a better word, to make them feel good because of your relationship.

Yes?

Ever used a knife as a dildo?

I'm straight. Surely like 80% of lesbian activity is oral. That's gross.
Also I weight 57kg so I'm not a whale.

>Not wanting your women submissive.
Beta detected.

stupid cunt, most males in this thread would LOVE to get their asses rimmed then shocking you with their dicks till you almost puke. I know I would love to.

It's been my observation that girls who put themselves in those types of positions are beyond bat-shit crazy.

And, since all girls are programmed to think that they're fucking princesses, it's not too much of a leap to infer that while they're being used as human toilets (which honestly they are), they're imagining themselves being treated like actual people.

TL:DR - all women have mental illnesses. I can cite thousands of examples.

>it's just not pleasant
Exibit C.
Why are women so fucking LAME?

I like to be on top and put in work, I just also like to be choked, spanked, etc. and don't get off on slapping/holding down my guy. Timestamp given

Settle user. She's most likely very fat and/or ugly. That's why she has to wait.

>continues to profess that it is female
>unwilling to prove it in the only acceptable way

290lb neckbeard with MLP t-shirt detected

>shocking
???

What's beta about wanting them to do more than just fucking lay there.

I mean shit... fight back a little for fuck's sake. Fucking you shouldn't feel like a goddamn job.

But you're saying that sluts who actually act out their sluttiness have a fantasy of being puritans? Or that they imagine themselves as being pure? Or that puritans are actually sluts once you get them to open up?

Sorry, just got more confused if anything.

They aren't. That one (if it is female) is abnormal.

And anybody who doesn't is stupid? You're fucking retarded. Because I don't fit you women hating stereotype of loving 45 minutes of oral and doing nothing you're going to have a little sulk.
For the record I've thrown up on dick three times now. Throat fucking is fun if I'm in the right mood but no guy I've been with has been into it enough to properly do it.

Literally anything except shit, piss, spit, and blood. Anyone else hola?

would you dig those nails in my back?

hahahaha
l'm into girls giving me the sloppiest rimjobs and then cum in their ass as deep as I can.

HARD AS FUCK to find a girl willing to go that far, even if I'm all waxed and do nothing other than showering my asshole every 3 minutes for 5 hours before sex, cunts just don't like to get extra kinky

timestamp accepted.

I think that we must have had a miscommunication here.

100% submissive can mean either you do what you're told or you do literally nothing. It's instinct for me to assume the latter.

Personally, I want someone who asks for what she wants and is willing to reciprocate. 50/50. Things need to be fair so one party doesn't feel like they're being ignored.

i be damned...

Not everybody on the internet looks like you.

Pretty vinilla.
>Girls that sucks dick that's just been in a pussy
>girls that like cum. Only met one so far. Bullshit.
>tits hanging in doggy style position. Hnnng

Nigga you so gay holy hell this why I hate white people.
>let me guess, you're from Ohio and have "tons of black friends" but sit at home and watch cum videos
Nigga it ain't even yo cum
Fucking bitch boy lol