Discounting Belgium, which colonial empire turned out the shittiest?

Discounting Belgium, which colonial empire turned out the shittiest?

>America not counting as French, British or Both

Italy's

then the UK should count as french, or maybe dutch

The UK literally created you, you fat softcocked wanker. You should be licking the boot's of your British overlords for the land you reside in. Your culture is literally the exact same as most other Anglo countries you mixed mongrel trash.

>Discounting Belgium, which colonial empire turned out the shittiest?
Why is Sup Forums obsessed with colonialism?

france shittest, because now france colony of africa

>Korea (Japan)

This is a recipe for disaster

and yet

Not him, but I suck the BBC aka Big British Cock everyday to appease my British masters as I am an inferior colonial who will never be as superior as Britain is.

My country should slave itself for Britain, unironically.

Spanish.
All the other empires have at least one good ex-colony.

Name one good French former colony.

Spain. They somehow created hundreds of millions of stupid, short, stinky, brown mongrels who can't do anything right.

>America not counting as French, British, Spanish, or all three

Quebec.

Correct, but they're not independent.

What the fuck is this, and why is it replying to me.

english. everything they have touched as become cancer.

calm down you queen cuck

They were developed by the brits, it wa nothing than a few villages, a city, and wild hunting lands full of injuns when it was french.

It would be haiti tier if the brits didn't take it.

>Name one good French former colony.

England.

Swedish. They're being reverse-colonized as we speak.

France
See: Central African Republic, Haiti, Burkina Faso

You're alright.

>english. everything they have touched as become cancer.

Except for Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Hong Kong.... and maybe Malaysia

the only ones I can think off are the french ones.

literally all cancer

>Netherlands not counted as Spanish
>UK not counted as French or Danish
>Mexico not counted as Aztec

We could go on and on with that, friend

I'm not complaining about the USA not having Liberia on that map.

Germany

Ottoman.

The bullshit that has been going on in the Middle East and the Balkans in the last 100 years wouldn't have happened if Belgium had controlled those regions and slaughtered everyone. Ottoman Multiculturalism was a mistake.

This map makes no fucking sense and bothers me so much. Why show SA and LatA as colonised by Spain but Philippines by America. Why is Haiti independent on this map but other countries not. Africa was never colonised at the same as Latin America (except for Belize) or Japan as a colonial power.

You're right, it really should have some sort of stripe/dot/etc. key for overlapping histories.

That way Australia can be both Dutch and British.

Fucking Brits tried to force their shit on the american people and killed them.
There's no reason the Americans should like them, the british people should be glad that america still supports them all the time, instead of just bomb that shithole back into the ocean.