/carib/ - Act 21: The Sun

Prank Edition.

Last thread was just a big prank. This one is a 100% serious thread.

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Where is Bermuda?

He can't post rn, because he's busy sinking ships and planes

what time is it? your time

01:11
doing pretty good

it may have been a prank but the love was real

Wait what did I miss in the last thread?

>but the love was real
So sad

Contemplating if to go to work today....I don't feel like it

What love?

Also how are my crabmens doing today? Any news?

I'm glad I don't have to go to work for a while.

Any news on the uni thing?

Yea, well the uni accepted me but now I have to wait on the scholarship people

Looked up how a vagina works a few minutes ago lads

am now an expert

For the official letter

:(
very naturally smug and 2 qt

That's good

I disagree

she's a cutiepie. Who is she?

ohh ok. Are you gone after you get it?

What are you guys listening to today

I'd have to wait....again, then I'm gone

So much time waiting I hate it so much.

Nothing, I am at work

>I disagree
its ok to be wrong )))

Barbara Palvin

eurobeat mostly

Somebody add FM to the telegram group(provided that he'should interested)
Also use a fake name and I'd recommend using it in browser as opposed to installing the app

I like sassy nerd desu

Fuck, she looks exactly like a girl I used to know.

Hair should be longer.

I made ponche aruba last thread and posted the pics of Val, James and me skinny dipping in the Conchi, not much else friendo.

>Hair should be longer
I like it the way it is

Take 1 minute to create an account (use a random fake email to register, but remember the email because you will need it to logg in) and join plug.dj /carib/ room:

plug.dj/-6777277049537746227

I'll pass

Why?
Plug.dj is fun and a great way to get to know new music

I think everyone at my job hates me... Weird

The fuck did you do now?

And I am back once again to completely PULVERISE the comfyness in this General

and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

LETS BREAK IT DOOOOWN

>LETS BREAK IT DOOOOWN
I dislike the fact that I've never played this god damned game but I still know

>Lucio says this
>he is support
>from brazil
>He says this when doing his healing AOE

Once again another week where I wonder why I came to work so early.

The hum of my air conditioner.
Just woke up.

Well, just be patient my mang.

I see.

PK I saw you were asking about me ))) did you miss me )))

ehh

like, just give in to the comfyness my mang, stop resisting, ok?

How many hours do you work?

>How many hours do you work?
A week? 6hrs mandatory but because I am a try hard I usually do around 20

>sassy
why are you against qts that openly love and support you. you want sass and dominance ))
m8 you need to stop going in early

i have a plug dj account but i dont like it

>you want sass and dominance
At the appropriate times yes, that is exactly what I want
she can be loving and supporting while also being sassy
and domineering.

>m8 you need to stop going in early
I don't want to be a worker who put in the bare minimum

my work for the next 2 weeks is already done so I have not a clue what to do with myself

>I don't want to be a worker who put in the bare minimum
dont do that but also dont go in so early that youre bored

>my work for the next 2 weeks is already done so I have not a clue what to do with myself
stay home?
they should recognize that youve done more than asked esp if youre putting in more than the mandatory hours. dont pick up the normies slack

Hey man if acting like an anti social, depressed asshole doesn't work i don't know what will. Also i get along fine with everyone who doesn't have a desk or tuck their shirts in

>stay home?
Then I'd be mored at home
>they should recognize that youve done more than asked esp if youre putting in more
than the mandatory hours. dont pick up the normies slack.
They do and my clients appreciate it

>anti social, depressed asshole
But that's me and I usually get along fine

this stuff tastes like farts. why is it popular in DR?

>when i just started i was stuck in a cubicle at the very back
>A couple people were nice to me but then i got moved to another building with about 3 other really cool dudes
>Now all the main office employees just stare at me while I do my job and shit talk me for being stuck up when i literally don't get a chance to interact with them

All that being said, i don't particularly mind being hated, it's just perplexing

>Then I'd be mored at home
that is better in theory esp if you have no work to do for 2 weeks

>this stuff tastes like farts. why is it popular in DR?
hehehehehe
also drink proper malta

>Now all the main office employees just stare at me while I do my job and shit talk me for being stuck up when i literally don't get a chance to interact with them
Ah I see,well fuck them then

Not really, it just less quite and no AC

>I am a try hard I usually do around 20
Do you gewt paid extra for those hours of work?

what a pleeb opinion. Malta is great.

b-but I have a desk and tuck my shirt in sometimes!

Yes my mayne, if you go MIA we have no rescue team on you're island because Fuzzy Bear doesn't want to look for you.

>sass and dominance
I would not be able to handle this.

I don't blame him, he lives like a 4h drive away.

How are you doing ladpai?

How do you know what farts taste like?

Feeling the melanin fade away.
Somehow a sad feel.
I need to go back.

Hbu familia

This one is better.

Indeed
I'm sure you'd be cooler than those guys. Maybe you actually have hobbies that aren't Facebook and gossip

Hello lads

Hello britbong, what's up?

>Do you gewt paid extra for those hours of work?
Nope

>aren't Facebook and gossip
I hate that shit

>i have a plug dj account but i dont like it
Public rooms are shit.
The fun is small private rooms like we have.

We all do bro

Where are you from bropai?

I guess.

>Nope
then why do you do them?

From Caguas (middle class not from Barriada Morales or anything like that)

Gonna check that out later.

Well, I wouldn't judge if you were poor or from a bad area desu.

Also I've literally never been to Caguas lol. Passed many times, but have never gone into town.

How are things over there?

>then why do you do them?
I like to give 100% and when I was in the position of my clients. I appreciated my stuff being
done a week or two in advance with no delays.

>Well, I wouldn't judge if you were poor or from a bad area desu.
Good, but when I tell my area of Caguas people be "wow you live near the hotspots"

>How are things over there?
Average to good. I'm gonna try to find an apartment in Condado or anything in Palmas del Mar. Caguas is like Isla Verde without tourists if you have ever been there.

I suppose I would be, yeah, I am already using a fake name but I have the app installed on both my computer and phone lol

Thanks for the shout btw

It isn't a healing AoE, he says it when he's performing his ult which is a temporary massive health boost that quickly winds down

>implying you can't get both dominance and support from a woman
>oh shit I hope so

>Non alcoholic malt beverage
Okay, I'm super fucking interested

Brap

>he's performing his ult
I thought his ult was the AoE, oh well

>tfw you get a giant stuffed turtle

i just dont like it because the last one was /r9k/ complete with normies, in-jokes and cliques. i know this one wont be like it but theres already a negative association. so in short: i'll take a rain check

>Okay, I'm super fucking interested
its p good. velvet has a dark chocolate flavor to it and is really smooth as the name implies. malta was my go to before i started drinking. its basically kiddie stout

Vita Malt is good for the soul

Another day of disappointment

Sup mayne?
also
I noticed I could never find Vitamalt(Which is the best malt beverage) in Florida.

Lucio is a support who can perform AoE heal or speed boost, switching between them at will. He has an ability that amplifies the effect for a short time, and another ability that allows him to knockback players. His ult is as I described.

I have to wait another 4 weeks to see if I can get the work study and waived tuition.

LMAOOO skinny dipping at conchi? Are you for real? Night? I can't imagine doing it daytime considering every 30 min there's a tourist jeep coming

Pls 4 carb

Bumping because carib

stay strong bro

Antided for the glory of crab

The Msc program finally responded but I still need my
scholarship offer letter....*internal REEEEEEE*

>"wow you live near the hotspots"
Well, I live in the metro area so you can say that about anything every 5 miles.

>Average to good. I'm gonna try to find an apartment in Condado or anything in Palmas del Mar. Caguas is like Isla Verde without tourists if you have ever been there.
Why not move to a cheaper, quieter suburban area?

Let's hope it arrives soon.
Why are they taking so long? They should have that shit ready, time is running out.

Well they were probably waiting on the Uni, I just hope this
moves quickly because this visa application looks long as fuck.

Can you not call me that?

With this statement you have cemented him calling you
that.

idk mayne. fuzzy bear isnt a bad nickname

Nice, the four weeks will fly by quickly I hope you're ready.

>LIAT is still fucking up royal
>Airport is failing kinda

Fucking WEW! although everyone predicted it

>Airport is failing kinda
>airport will be shut down before you give us pics

At the rate this scholarship is going....probably

Do you guys get along with the Frenchies and their islands?

Pump because carb

Yes, for the most part

I will never have anyone as qt as this

Yes, a few years ago I worked at a resort with a tonne of French people they were very nice.
That was pre Migrant Crisis though.

Mate she is fugly

Not to me and many others m8

needs -2 lips stat desu

I like her lips, like soft pillows :(

Finals

>like soft pillows :(
>flesh pillows
ew

gl bro

My kid sister is enamoured with the idea of studying in Canada in the future. What should I tell her?

To keep her expectations down a bit because shit happens and she'd end up depressed if she doesn't get to study in Canada or anywhere else for that matter thanks God bless

depends on how old but my number is a good place to start ))

also tell her its good. if you study in Canada you can stay there as far as i know and the education should be of a decent quality

Shit is fucking expensive.

Yea, like boobs

The her to get good an follow her dreams
>scholarships

>posting 2nd best Awakening girl
My man. good luck on your exams.

>Yea, like boobs
ew