Best of Sup Forums thread
Best of Sup Forums thread
Henry Mitchell
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Parker Kelly
Stage 4 autism
Chase Moore
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Adrian Reyes
Stage 4 autism with pic
Ryder Sanders
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Austin White
Lol
Levi Gomez
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Isaiah Reed
>I'm Dangerously Cheesy
OH THE SWEET IRONY
Christopher Murphy
That was only 2/20.
Eli Moore
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Jordan Johnson
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Hunter Hall
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Kevin Flores
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Jacob Evans
Best song of Sup Forums
Nathan Martin
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Christian Martin
OC
Jacob Bell
>dick ridin jimmy
kek
Alexander Sanchez
Chek'd but this is still getting reposted. Not even good.
Angel Cooper
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Michael Cooper
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Mason Bell
haha holy fuck
Easton Cooper
Pretty decent
Logan Lee
._.
Samuel Long
A week ago
Bentley Gutierrez
I remember the day I capped that. best afternoon ever.
Aiden Evans
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Henry Sullivan
Not OP, but i just did a bunch of yak and I wanna keep this thread alive.
Im just gonna post the oldest shit I have from GT/story/random breads. If anyone has requests, I might have some.
Nathan Nelson
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Lucas Diaz
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Sebastian Turner
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Tyler Nguyen
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Isaac Miller
This made me crack a smile. Anyone care for an OC tard story? I have 2 that are epic. user's choice:
>Zucchini Girl
or
>Voice-Over Ian
Angel Collins
both
Samuel Rogers
Ok Ill go in order. Hang tight while I type em. Theyre short.
William Morris
This one is hilarious
Adam Lee
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Robert Butler
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Jack Edwards
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Kevin Collins
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Alexander Rogers
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Cameron Lee
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Jack Taylor
Incoming from /k/
Nathan Bell
Ok so I worked in a kitchen in a sorta back ass area in Raleigh, NC. We had issues keeping produce in stock so we were always sending people to the local whole foods to get shit US Foods forgot. So:
>Arrive at work one day
>middle of day
>walk into kitchen and it's a ghost town
>it's manned entirely by 1 cook, no chef or sous in sight
>see a US foods invoice and figure out they went to get food
>shooting the shit with the manager like 10 mins later
>they both come in pale as fuck and look like they'd been crying
>both holding like 30lbs of zucchinis in Harris Teeter bags
>"WTF... where were you"
>Both look at me and lose it laughing
>have to give them 2 full cig breaks to get out of them what happened, theyre so hysterical
>Finally the sous speaks up
>They went to the store
>bought almost an entire cart worth of zucchinis
>like a comical amount, but they were in kitchen gear so no one bats an eye except the 2 kids at the checkout
>First off, the kid at the register is grilling the chef
>he wont break eye contact as he weighs and passes each zucc to the bagger girl
>she also happens to be a CLEARLY mentally/physically disabled person
>the combo of these 2 make the chef/sous uncomfortable and they just kinda try to play it cool
>eventually after about 5 mins of silence the girl bagging chimes in (mind you in the most retard impression you can imagine, like a deaf female forrest gump):
What are you POSSIBLY doing with ALL of these zucchinis?
>with the inflections/emphasis on everything
>they both freeze
>the awkwardness of the situation overwhelms them and they just kind stared at the ground til they could pay & leave
>They had to sit in the car for an extra 10 mins because the chef couldn't put the keys in the ignition he was shaking so hard laughing
So this happened, then after about 2 more recounts of the tale to other cooks, we had about a 4 hour dialouge in the kitchen with our best tardlure.
David Russell
bump, still typing 2nd tard text. Anyone even lurking?
Cameron Watson
yeah
Ryder Taylor
lurking continues
Joshua Sanders
ye
Connor Powell
This one's about the time some idiot got leprosy.
Camden Hall
>parents have no money for furniture
>buy kid tv and video games
feels love man
Logan Turner
ahs hotel sucks
Caleb Lewis
heard.
Second one is from High School.
>Be in TV media
>3rd year in class as a senior
>mostly there to teach kids how to focus cameras and use Pro Tools/FCP/Chroma
>Easy class, mostly get other work done or bullshit with my gf who also was in the class
>except every 2 weeks we had tard day
>teacher had an autistic step bro and felt very sympathetic to special needs kids
>every now and then, the class would be blessed with 12 of the higher functioning tards
>One is named Ian
>nice kid, autistic and non verbal for the most part, but easy to put on a task and leave him alone without any issues
>one day invite him to help a group shoot a voice over for the school news
>he lights up
>give him a mic and he just about creamed
Not gonna lie made me feel warm & fuzzy inside for a sec, until
>wrap up VO
>select takes, marking ins and outs, sort of showing him how to cut it
>realize they didnt sign off and ask Ian if he'd like to help reshoot that real quick
>he agrees and wanted to be in it
>ok....
>tell him to say his name when I hit record
>..........
>"Ian, just say your name bud"
>...............
>"Do you want to just-"
>Stands up and bursts out with an epic tard bellow
>aaaaAAHHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAaaaa
>directly into mic
>the whole class, including tards heard it.
>EVERYONE including, Ian and myself lose it laughing
>probably listened to that clip 100 times for a giggle