I had sex with Michael Cera, ask me anything

I had sex with Michael Cera, ask me anything

Oh yeah? Then who is it to go for where it is? Thought so,, loser

What gender are you?

Did he give you a reach around?

Male transgender

how much butt stuff did he want

OP here, male

No, I just let him ride me

>tries to go into it for
>when it happens he goes it
>forgets lasgana
>mfw

It was pretty basic sex. He rode me while I was on the couch watching an old Dakota Fanning movie. I kissed him a lot

How big was it and is he like secretly in the closet or bi??

What is the mathematical formula to determine the area inside a hexominoid?

Who's Michael Cera?

He dated Aubrey plaza

Bi

Dakota Fanning's butt hole

Pics or it didn't happen.

Pi * 14

Are your parents cool with you being a Faggot?

They are not

Lucky faggot,did you enjoy it?

Is he wild in private? And is he actually funny??

It was pretty good. He has an awkward moan though

How big

How big is he?

He's just an awkward guy in general. And yes, he is funny

why havent you greentexted a story? how did this come about? don't skip any deets either faggot

Pretty average

Are you hot

Kill them, rape their dead bodies, post pics on b.

Did he smell of Charlyne Yi?

What fucking language are you attempting to speak, you reject?

Wasn't he that guy who played the awkward dude in that movie?

Was his and aubreys dating fake and just for the cameras?? Also will he come out soon??

Cool. Ever fuck anyone famous though?

No, I am obese and look like a tall Peter Dinklage

Kay Cera, Cera.

...

I think so

How do you suppose he feels about you outing him like this?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I wouldn't mind stretching out his doughnut hole for a few hours

but, he has to be in gold body paint and heavy eyeliner ^.^

Why the fuck would you do that?

OP is a fag, so that means Cera is gay. Interdasting.