Hear mom talking about me on the phone

>hear mom talking about me on the phone
>she says, "he does walk a bit like a virgin"

>virgin walk
I don't understand this meme.

your mother is gutter trash

Thats funny.

this is the virgin walk

>the virgin sneeze

w-what?

>the virgin wank

>the vigrin post

the virgin walk

...

>he does the virgin blink

>It's actually a thing

>he does the virgin breathe

>the virgin handshake

>he breathes like a virgin

>tfw virgin gaze

the virgin greentexting

>the virgin nails

>the virgin smile

>he has the virgin smell

>he swears like a virgin

>this already exists

i love you anons

>he does the the virgin post meme

>he has the virgin laugh

I've had it saved for weeks m8.
The memes flow.

>he eats like a virgin

I-is it possible to lose one's virginity and then regain it?

...

>he wages the virgin war

>he rapes like a virgin

Yes, according to world leading scientists Virginicus is a parasite that you get infected with when you are born (excluding Tibetan monks). It will slowly start spreading around your body and only cure is to insert your penis into a vagina which gives you antibiotics to fight the infection. Sadly this is not enough because the infection rapidly mutates, so you need to get antibiotics every 1-4 years. Common symptoms of Virginicus are: self loathing, depression, self hate, harming yourself, accepting your end and at the final stages of the infection the parasite forces the host to terminate itself.

Thank you. Now I know. But I seem to lack this bagina cure. I can't get any. Not even in the black market (see what I did there?).

>the virgin writing style
so easy to spot lmao

>he comes from virginia

...

Could smelling used panties cause a placebo effect perhaps?

>he has the virgin zodiac sign

Perhaps. Most of the knowledge sadly got destroyed in the underground civil war of Europe.

Is libra a virgin zodiac sign....

>he pees like a virgin

>he fucks like a virgin

>tfw hear mom talking about me
>well he's a nerdy shut-in but at least he fucked a girl at some point, probably
mom comes into your room and congratulates you on your sexual prowess and then there's a lenghty discussion on how clitoris works and how you may stimulate it

Do you know what virgin males need?
Rapings

What is it?

>somebody has written 635 versions of different earth timelines all containing erotic content

>the virgin depression

Of course she knows. A boy's best friend is his mother.

>he has the virgin vocabulary

>the virgin union