>hear mom talking about me on the phone
>she says, "he does walk a bit like a virgin"
Hear mom talking about me on the phone
>virgin walk
I don't understand this meme.
your mother is gutter trash
Thats funny.
this is the virgin walk
>the virgin sneeze
w-what?
>the virgin wank
>the vigrin post
the virgin walk
...
>he does the virgin blink
>It's actually a thing
>he does the virgin breathe
>the virgin handshake
>he breathes like a virgin
>tfw virgin gaze
the virgin greentexting
>the virgin nails
>the virgin smile
>he has the virgin smell
>he swears like a virgin
>this already exists
i love you anons
>he does the the virgin post meme
>he has the virgin laugh
I've had it saved for weeks m8.
The memes flow.
>he eats like a virgin
I-is it possible to lose one's virginity and then regain it?
...
>he wages the virgin war
>he rapes like a virgin
Yes, according to world leading scientists Virginicus is a parasite that you get infected with when you are born (excluding Tibetan monks). It will slowly start spreading around your body and only cure is to insert your penis into a vagina which gives you antibiotics to fight the infection. Sadly this is not enough because the infection rapidly mutates, so you need to get antibiotics every 1-4 years. Common symptoms of Virginicus are: self loathing, depression, self hate, harming yourself, accepting your end and at the final stages of the infection the parasite forces the host to terminate itself.
Thank you. Now I know. But I seem to lack this bagina cure. I can't get any. Not even in the black market (see what I did there?).
>the virgin writing style
so easy to spot lmao
>he comes from virginia
...
Could smelling used panties cause a placebo effect perhaps?
>he has the virgin zodiac sign
Perhaps. Most of the knowledge sadly got destroyed in the underground civil war of Europe.
Is libra a virgin zodiac sign....
>he pees like a virgin
>he fucks like a virgin
>tfw hear mom talking about me
>well he's a nerdy shut-in but at least he fucked a girl at some point, probably
mom comes into your room and congratulates you on your sexual prowess and then there's a lenghty discussion on how clitoris works and how you may stimulate it
Do you know what virgin males need?
Rapings
What is it?
>somebody has written 635 versions of different earth timelines all containing erotic content
>the virgin depression
Of course she knows. A boy's best friend is his mother.
>he has the virgin vocabulary
>the virgin union