How the hell do people find pot dealers. Just moved to a new city and am completely dankrupt

How the hell do people find pot dealers. Just moved to a new city and am completely dankrupt

nice try

It's literally stereotyping. I'm gonna assume you're white. Look for white people that look like they smoke weed. Don't be a faggot. Just say "hey man I just moved to town, do you know any plugs?"

What city

maybe try meeting people, you know like outside

I have the opposite problem, scored two ounces and wanna flip some to break even but idk how to find people.. know the demand is out there too

Start talking to shitty people. Or you could stop smoking the weed Jew and start being a man.

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Heh. That's the introvert's curse.

"I have bud. Anyone want some... anyone?"

Blink of an eye from the cradle to the grave shouldn't you be at the gym?

just pick any nigger

And get robbed? You're a funny

where you at OP?

instead you should just
> .
and leak all your snapchat friends

ever heard of buying drugs online through the dark web, ya fawkin idiot

I just go to the pot shop down the street be cause I don't live in a shitty state no one cares about.

it couldn't be much easier these days with multiple legal states and the existence of the dark web

Go to one of those dispensary things with the green crosses or whatever. There always seem to be people hanging out at those places trying to sell.

Stop smoking drugs then? Stop being a degenerate retard.
"Ooh 420 so baked dood I got the munchies lol xD"
Fucking grow up.

Put it on your Christmas list. If you don't celebrate Christmas, repent and accept Christ as your personal savior.

You're 2x welcome

this

or do you have some sort of social retardation OP?

Whisper also an hero

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pissing on nigger graves

This, smoking drugs is for children

Fucking pot smoking degenerates

>download weedmaps
>wait outside of shop
>find a reasonable stoner
>ask to get you some dank
>give that person an extra $10
>you high af

Fucking religious scuum..go get run over by a Muslim dipshit faggot

It makes me sick, these people think they are having fun, when really all they are doing is being dumb.
Smokers are jokers.

Please refrain from profanity, thanks :)

Go back to redDDIt dipshit!
Also smokers fuck Yo mother

Suck trumps dick you freak!
Thank you

Not worried, Jesus will take the wheel. Gonna pray for you

Calm down upset degenerate

Nice try faggot

Again? Okay :)

You mad fat boi

Try your high school art, English, or drama teacher

It may be too late for them brethren, as for they have succumb to the devils lettuce, it may be too late.

8=======D~~~~~

If you're not in high school, go to a high school and ask some high schoolers. They can get it from their art, English, or drama teacher for you.

What?

It is spelt "boy" you are on so many brain altering drugs that you cannot spell, your nucleus ventis in the frontal lobe can no longer process the mechanical mechanism for the programming organization center of the upper right vector cells.

Good luck on that job hunt :)

Yes good one

U wot kunt?

1. Get a tor browser.(if on PC use tails browser on a flashdrive)
2. Use a VPN.
3.find a link to a market (I use dream market)
?????
4. Ounce of dank for $150

Satan's Spinach

Lavate los manos!

Its funny how every statistic on the internet shows zero deaths by cannabis, and everyone always tells me stories about people almost and actually dying from hash psycosis.

Find someone at your job who might smoke. Steer the conversation toward "how many people who work here do you think smoke weed?" Either they'll tell you they do, or say who does. then ask that person to hook you up.

I don't think telling this guy to just start talking at niggers is very sound advice

Da fug is an hero it's not in the App Store

He said look for white people that smoke you fucking retard

just ask any random who looks like a drugo its how i do it, at most you have to ask 3 people weed is fucking everywhere

That's because America is fucking retarded, and we can't just enjoy drugs. We need to push everything. Cocaine wasn't good enough, so we invented crack. Heroin isn't enough, so we use fentanyl, or carfentanil. Smoking weed isn't enough, so we refine it into something that can actually hurt you.

>dankrupt
Graduate high school first.

this topkek

BHO or hash will not hurt you, bud.

>everyone always tells me stories
Reliable source, user. I'm convinced, cannabis kills

Yo dawg mega stoner up in dis biacth, OK now what u need to do is go up to sum1 that looks cool, and say "sup dawg u smoke dope" its so easy, the first tym u smoke you might freak out or even get the munchies lol good luck

Hah yeye da munchies I remember when I waz first starten owt I used to eat heaps lol, but now I just chill and listen 2 afroman dawg

Fellow stoner wazzup yeah man colt 45 iz like da best stoner song ever lol!

So true dude itz so dope yo so stoned and chill yo

yeaaaauuuh cracka, I gotchu watchu neeeeed boiiiii.. hop in my cah we go fo a ride

wickr anonymousrecks

Na 2 stoned lol! XD

Such chill
So stone

Marijuana is for degenerates, get a job.

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This. Ask people with silly hair or types of people that generally smoke weed.

>uni/college students
>musicians, artists, actors
>hospitality workers and kitchen staff
>literally anyone working or staying in a hostel
>people with dreads
>snowboarders, skiiers, skaters, surfers etc
>people who go camping, outdoorsy shit
>people who go to music/folk festivals
>most people at the beach or park
>anyone into reggae or folk music

It's not hard. Weed's not some super big secret you have to keep hush hush about, unless you live in Asia or the middle east or something OP. Just find people that look like they smoke, befriend them and you're good.

Sheeeiit check'd

What if my job is better than yours?

Maybe you need some heroin friend.


Then you can fucking kill yourself with it. K thanks

Weedmaps

Canadian here
>go to weed shop
>say you have headaches sometimes
>fill out the form (just use someone else's address if you're paranoid)
>be buying your weed anal suppositories, THC bbq sauce and infused lip balm 2min later

>spot degenerate
>befriend degenerate
>become degenerate

go to a local bar and make some friends. could always try a craigslist search.

Its not.

I don't.


I won't.

American hillbilly detected

>>reddit

>friend

Faggot detected

>???
>PROFIT

*TCHEK*

College boys smoking drugs detected

-10 reading comprehension

Ok then. You've clearly and demonstrably shown that to be the case.
I wish you the best of luck. I'll never forget the day I met a true hero among these boards.
My initial point stands firmly intact.


Faggot.

Also No take backsies x infinity.

* R *

just ask if anybody's seen scott green

Hey look its Mr cool dope smoker! He is so chill lol XD

>reddit

Nah you degenerates are funny

Newfag™ detected

Degenerate gay boi needs to suck something? Fuck off

Dat hole.
>Neckbeards and fedoras run deep in this thread.
Such sub-reddit Le sigh

Kek just ask around man. I asked this one guy in my class if he had any bud about two years ago and sure as shit he did. Weed is literally everywhere nowadays. At least in the U.S. once you know one guy, you usually can get to know the other ones. You're not buying meth.

sucks to be you faggot

OP, actual answer here, easiest way to get bud quick in new city:

1. download any messaging app
2. download app called "yikyak"
3. make user post on yikyak saying "anyone got bud hmu"
4. wait for someone to say something besides "kys faggot", then paste messaging username
5. wait for message
6. congratulations you have a new plug

difficulty level: 1/10
risk/narc level: 5/10, have caution
quality level: 2/10, you are probably getting somebodys seedy near empty bag at best

just grow your own, its cheaper

>Lavarse los manos
idiota

Nawh, that's cute.

It's good you have this outlet to type such filth. It creates a justifiable and tangible sense of intellect about you.
God knows you'd never speak like that around your mother like that when she comes in to clean up the same semen encrusted clothes you've been wearing for a week.

You literally wear your own jizz on a daily basis.


Kek

Nice 1! :D

Please eat a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole