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WITH YOUR MOM
Texas is the greatest state in the Union.
>inb4 your state
There is no way that you can win an argument that your state is better.
This. Anyone saying otherwise is just jealous of dem boys
one word: mexicans
>he lives in Austin, SA, or El Paso
Ft worth is goat city in tejas
Name a good state without Mexicans in it.
Oregon.
This.
Fort Worth is comfy af
>Oregon
>Good
Oregon is over 11% Hispanic as of 2010
Oregon is full of retarded hipsters. Shut the fuck up.
lmaoing irl nigga
>a New Zealander thinks he knows a thing about Oregon
Good lord. Just when I thought I'd seen it all.
He isn't wrong
New Zealand produced Flight of the Conchords so you know they watch Portlandia
I've only watched a 30 second clip of it flicking through channels and I regret it to this day.
The point is, Oregon is a trash state and only "good" if you're a feminist.
Texas > Oregon
H-TOWN, HOL IT DOWN. SHOUT OUT 2 ALL THE PHAM IN KATY, DOWNTOWN AND THE WOODLANDS R.I.P. PIMP C & DJ SCREW R.I.P SWISHERHOUSE WE OUT HERE SHOUTOUT KANYE
Is this the laugh at Texas thread?
This is the go fuck yourself and get a job you whiny ass liberal millenial thread
This
Southside brother. G town.
Sip on dat Sizzurp
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H Town is the most underrated major city in the union prove me wrong.
Houston's about to have a big job surge now that oil is heading back towards $3 a gallon.
Not to mention Houston is top tier when it comes to food in the USA.
Sucks about the no zoning laws and stuff tho.
As a lifelong Texan, Austin fucking blows.
Hell yes dude, i live within a couple miles radius to bomb ass Vietnamese, Thai, Indian, and Mexican food. And the foods legit too.
No zoning laws is actually good for business. People can run a company out of their place of residence.
That retarded law is the reason for Houston being a sprawling hellscape favela where it takes 45 minutes to get to the grocery store
How is Oregon bad? The state is fucking gorgeous. And this is coming from someone who lives in texas
ALL MY EX'S LIVE IN TEXAS
thats memphis, krautbro
Canada
Htown keep it trill, Screwed Up Clik up in this bitch. Nawfwest Spring Branch represent.
That better be the George Straight version or so help me God, Germoney.
>I don't wear no Stetson
>but I'm willing to bet, son
>there's a girl in her bare feet
>asleep in the back seat
Was Terry Allen /ourguy/?
>whats the mothafuckin deal
>dj screw up in this mothafucka nawmsayin
>keksas
It's the K-Rose version from GTA: San Andreas
>not hanging your hat in Tennessee
Mavs suck
Spurs suck
Rockets suck
Stars suck
Texans suck
Rags suck
Astros suck
Cowboys about to be 1st round exit
Can confirm
Oregon outside of Portland is filled with rednecks, saying all of Oregon is like Portland is like saying all of New York is like NYC
Smart man.
Minnesota, aka West Somalia
>square states
Ft Worth and San Antonio were my favorite cities in Texas.
>now everybody in the hood
>know that your sister lick the booty real good
Southside groovin, body movin'
Dj screwin the music that's how we do it, boyahhh!
Fucking spics
Thats why i populated my seed into one of your white women
>watching the State highschool championship games
I bagged myself a white woman too, fellow wetback.
#killwhitey
Thank you!
This a thousand times.
Ft. Worth is comfy.
Houston is like anti-comfy
>tfw there is always at least one elite pro sports team in the glorious state of Texas
Can any other state say that?
H-Town represent
Colts fan detected.. sad you got swept?
Muh nigga
Will Lake Travis win state again this year?
Well I'm /o/ so long drives are comfy.