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WITH YOUR MOM

Texas is the greatest state in the Union.

>inb4 your state

There is no way that you can win an argument that your state is better.

This. Anyone saying otherwise is just jealous of dem boys

one word: mexicans

>he lives in Austin, SA, or El Paso

Ft worth is goat city in tejas

Name a good state without Mexicans in it.

Oregon.

This.

Fort Worth is comfy af

>Oregon
>Good

Oregon is over 11% Hispanic as of 2010

Oregon is full of retarded hipsters. Shut the fuck up.

lmaoing irl nigga

>a New Zealander thinks he knows a thing about Oregon

Good lord. Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

He isn't wrong

New Zealand produced Flight of the Conchords so you know they watch Portlandia

I've only watched a 30 second clip of it flicking through channels and I regret it to this day.

The point is, Oregon is a trash state and only "good" if you're a feminist.

Texas > Oregon

H-TOWN, HOL IT DOWN. SHOUT OUT 2 ALL THE PHAM IN KATY, DOWNTOWN AND THE WOODLANDS R.I.P. PIMP C & DJ SCREW R.I.P SWISHERHOUSE WE OUT HERE SHOUTOUT KANYE

Is this the laugh at Texas thread?

This is the go fuck yourself and get a job you whiny ass liberal millenial thread

This

Southside brother. G town.

Sip on dat Sizzurp

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H Town is the most underrated major city in the union prove me wrong.

Houston's about to have a big job surge now that oil is heading back towards $3 a gallon.
Not to mention Houston is top tier when it comes to food in the USA.
Sucks about the no zoning laws and stuff tho.

As a lifelong Texan, Austin fucking blows.

Hell yes dude, i live within a couple miles radius to bomb ass Vietnamese, Thai, Indian, and Mexican food. And the foods legit too.

No zoning laws is actually good for business. People can run a company out of their place of residence.

That retarded law is the reason for Houston being a sprawling hellscape favela where it takes 45 minutes to get to the grocery store

How is Oregon bad? The state is fucking gorgeous. And this is coming from someone who lives in texas

ALL MY EX'S LIVE IN TEXAS

thats memphis, krautbro

Canada

Htown keep it trill, Screwed Up Clik up in this bitch. Nawfwest Spring Branch represent.
That better be the George Straight version or so help me God, Germoney.

>I don't wear no Stetson
>but I'm willing to bet, son

>there's a girl in her bare feet
>asleep in the back seat
Was Terry Allen /ourguy/?

>whats the mothafuckin deal
>dj screw up in this mothafucka nawmsayin

>keksas

It's the K-Rose version from GTA: San Andreas

>not hanging your hat in Tennessee

Mavs suck
Spurs suck
Rockets suck
Stars suck
Texans suck
Rags suck
Astros suck
Cowboys about to be 1st round exit

Can confirm

Oregon outside of Portland is filled with rednecks, saying all of Oregon is like Portland is like saying all of New York is like NYC

Smart man.

Minnesota, aka West Somalia

>square states

Ft Worth and San Antonio were my favorite cities in Texas.

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>now everybody in the hood
>know that your sister lick the booty real good

Southside groovin, body movin'
Dj screwin the music that's how we do it, boyahhh!

Fucking spics

Thats why i populated my seed into one of your white women

>watching the State highschool championship games

I bagged myself a white woman too, fellow wetback.

#killwhitey

Thank you!
This a thousand times.

Ft. Worth is comfy.
Houston is like anti-comfy

>tfw there is always at least one elite pro sports team in the glorious state of Texas

Can any other state say that?

H-Town represent

Colts fan detected.. sad you got swept?

Muh nigga

Will Lake Travis win state again this year?

Well I'm /o/ so long drives are comfy.