Ask Jesus Anything

Ask Jesus Anything

>Will I get a gf and pass my exams by the end of this year?

Is Jesus not real?

Will I do well on my finals Jesus?

Will I be rich someday?

am i gay?

Congrats lads, let me try.

Will I die tonight?

well shit...

will it end well for me?

Well, you aren't going to die tonight

Should I take a gap year?

will it ever get better?

Do I meet my gf tomorrow

is he an asshole?

Will these posters develop cancerous tumors in the next two weeks?

Is my luck going to change for the better today?

Will I get a boyfriend this year?

did my ex ever love me?

Tell me

Will my uncle stop abusing me?

Will I make a miraculous recovery though?

Should I get her back, Jesus?

Will I recover from the tumors?

Will my FUCKING uncle stop abusing me?

Jesus, is she thinking about me ?

Congrats user

Finally

Will the tumors come back to haunt this poster in the next week after recovery?

Will I ever win her?

Should I message qt from my class?

will my asshole rip when i get fucked for the first time this summer? (jesus this is my first time being gay please be gentle)

Does my qt classmate like me even though I'm autistic as shit?

Should I an hero

Why did you let me live

sheeet

Will i get fit this summer?

Does she love me?

Will I ever get fit

will I end up taking furry porn commissions for money?

will i ever see him again?

Will i be able to fuck like a furry?

Should I buy bills car?

Will i be able to kill you?

Lol, sad quads!

Will i be able to love that woman of this user?

Will I ever find the meaning of life?

are traps gay?

Will she Ever say yes?

Will I find the meaning of life?
[got a 3 last time]

controversial opinion, jesus. come on now

Will it go down this week?

Today?

Jesus, will the New Sanno Group mantra shape me into a MUCH stronger person?

Am I getting some this month?

Fine, will the New Sanno Group mantra yield results and make me a much stronger person?

Will I crash my friend's car tomorrow?

Will I achieve my meaningless goal of getting to GE in CS:GO?

Does anyone actually love me?

will i bang a man

will i find a job in under a month ?

Will I be a success in life?

ye i guess i wouldn't wanna know, ty jesus

Will I ever go out with that girl

Will I fuck anime girl pussy?

2/3 ain't bad.

Is my life about to get better?

will i be rich?

I like Slint?

Will Source 2 be released this year?

Am I going to have to do the thing?

Is it possible to stuff food up your ass and shit it through the mouth?

Will I achieve my personal dream?

C'mon Jesus, just be forward with me, will it happen or not?

is uranus inhabited by crabs?

damn Jesus, now i'm really curious

is trump the best president of all time?

You got dubs you dingus

Is OP a faggot

will i live past 70?

fuck, i'm a faggot

can a 21 year old still lose their virginity

I have asked Kek many times, and he has blessed me

Now I ask you, Je Suis Christ,

Will I be able to live a peaceful, happy life?

will my exam go well tomorow?

And I ask again:

Will I be able to live a peaceful, happy life?

Why is there micro-transactions in a 50€ game ? In this case, Overwatch.

will autism ever be cured?

Looks like Kek and Jesus agree that my life shall be that of peace

I feel really good about myself and thankful of the masters of the unexplainable

Does Sarah love me?

will i pass my exam tomorrow?

roll

the future is hopeful for Sup Forums

Is my dick to small

Will my mother die in her sleep tonight?

I'd take it if it was proven to work

Are you real?

Am i real?

Are you a real nigga?

Will I be well off on Wednesday?

ROLL

will i die tonite

will she return ?

Will I pass my exam ?