Alcohol

alcohol

Coca cola

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weed

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My favorite vice

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Goodnight, it was nice not talking to any of you.

Coulda talked to me

Why would he want to do that?

Then he would have someone to talk to

You just want his butt.

You're in no position to judge :p

i bought alcohol for the first time the other day
it was pretty good

Disgraceful.

wat

You didn't buy him any.

i only had enough to buy a 2'6

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A wild fag appeared

Loser.

Dump fatty porn.

Can't help you there

We all know your secret fatty fetish.

Fat booty is my fetish and that's not a secret

waterdog

Namesync is bein all fucky

Doubles get

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sup

Not a terrible amount. Mom is out of town so I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do for dinner tonight. You?

oh

>
hurting everywhere

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wanna fug that scaly booty

What from?

wanna nom that sammich

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That sammich is too big for you.

wanna throw round that salad

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How do i stop being gay? It hurts me and everyone around.

Identify as a girl, then you can fuck guys and it's technically straight

But i'm a manly guy with chest hair and all that manly stuff.

Marry a girly guy and ask him to identify as a girl. Then it's straight.

how?

wew

Still gay tbh

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No

I can't have normal relationships with friends/family

Nothing wrong with boybutt

What do you mean with that?

It means stop beating around the bush and accept that you want to fuck another man's asshole.

heartsu

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eat ass

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I'm completely fine with that, the problem here is that everyone thinks that i'm a fucking perv just because i fuck guys. They can't even look me straight in the eyes when we talk, it's like my words don't have any meaning at all since i'm a fucking weirdo for them.

hey luc

Hello

sounds like you need a new social circle

how are things

Okay, got the cot we ordered.

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I can't even talk to my brother in a normal way anymore, life is pain.

>Gay sex is complicated in real life
Just Sayin

is it everything you hoped for?

It doesn't take up as much space as I thought.

It's time to eat ass can chew toys
and i'm all outta toys

Why's that?

well that sounds relatively convenient

Room enough for you both and League to cuddle in?

Ever shoved a dildo up there?

cans of ass are good too

Nope, but big enough for him to sleep in.

It is. Any longer and I wouldn't be able to close my door.

Gosh do I like BUTT!

I thought you meant something else

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let me provide the ass

They're pretty ok

who will eat the ass

Nice butt

ass2ass

pretty decent overall

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scales, presumably

mm push it back into me.. baby.

Decently pretty if I do say so myself.

something about that artist is... offputting

You know a good butt when you see one.

Or one lays right ontop of the other?

Derp :p

Mueh :u Sup cockslut

it would have to be him he's smaller then me.

Any one got any comics

Sorry, BUTT im not an expert.

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i disagree
oselotti is much more offputting

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Hey, I never meant for it to be the -butt- of your jokes.

Watching MST3K
You?

So its possible!
Personal space heater for the winter!