AUSTRALIA HAS DECLARED WAR

on Carp

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Here we go again...

They are in alliance with the Emus.

Australia needs to stop warring animals.

They should send in the Australian kiwis, I hear they're natural enemies of carp.

Gas the Karp! Species war now!

ib4 they surrender and don't even dent the population

Ah yes, the great Emu/Carp alliance of 2008. Took the Aussies long enough.

They are jealous of carp success.
They are blaming the carp for their own shortcomings.

10 bucks says Australia takes another causality during their second war on animals.

Why exactly??

Don't they remember the last fiasco?
Anyhow GAS THE CARPS SPECIES WAR NOW

Time to give some Ausies PTSD.

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Fucking savages.

>In recent news, 10,000 Australians have now drowned trying to combat the ever increasing Carp

OY VEY REMEMBER THE 6 TRILLION GOYIM! NEVA FORGET THE CARP HOLOCAUST

>10 bucks

So 5 actual dollars?


Throw in a pint of syrup and you have a wager

The virus will end up culling the human population. Good job Australia.

>final solution

>FINAL SOLUTION

that's real evil

how low will they go..

*use splash attack*

This will not end well. $20 on aussies poisoning their own water supply.

So they're going to fuck fish?

Oh for fucks sake.

You guys are gonna have a field day when you find out how we're gonna eliminate them.

War's war, son.

"Final Solution"
this pleases me.

>how can Australians even compete

>BREAKING NEWS: Melbourne has been submerged and taken by the carp
>Local man called me a cunt and said "they had it coming".

They're literally releasing herpes in the water.

Even if it's "fish herpes" wouldn't he surprised if it mutates to humans.

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>Memes becoming real or force history to repeat

What time to be fucking alive

TIME FOR THE ZYKLON BAIT

>the rest of us have to be careful to not render animals extinct
>Aussies are so bad at killing things that they have to get the military involved

How does that even happen to a nation where every single person is a descendant of a filthy degenerate convict? Shouldn't they be better at killing stuff then the rest of us?

>final solution

Confirmed for Fourth Reich

Well that's one way to give them herpes

Are you trying to drown your entire military? This will go just as well as the Emu war

We have advanced our warfare tactics since the day of the emus this time it will be biological warfare we plan to cull the fish by injecting Herpesvirus into the population.

First they came for the abbos

and none cared

Then they came for the jews and no one cared

Then they came for the Carps...

Carpe Diem

Death toll
Carp 1k
Austrians 10 by friendly fire

Haven't you learned the wildlife is more powerful than your army, yet?
> based 'banter, thanks for making a normal Sup Forums thread.

>Final Solution
uhhhhhh
UUUUUHHHHH

Ok, why don't they just let people bow fish them, take the dead fish and give them to farmers. The carpet are there for a reason, management is key.

Last night I netted a bunch of suckers(another ruff fish related to the carp), I eat the small ones and chop up the big ones for my gardens...


Dumb fucking convicts

Oh fuck. Aussie repeating meme of emu war? Whats next? Nazism is globally accepted?

you son of a bitch

>>the rest of us have to be careful to not render animals extinct

If you catch fish, they win.

>implying that would be a problem

>Final Solution

>Final Solution

Oy vey, it's another shoara.

Based convict

Hey, Ausfucks, rember the emu war?

Remember how well that worked out?

What the fuck are you doing?

The Holocarp

>Carp herpes kills a few hundred carp
>Herpes mutates into new strain of super herpes capable of killing humans
>Carp develop immunity
>A few Australians are also killed by exploding trees

Why does Australia keeps fighting fucking animals ?

>Trying to wipe out an introduced species with a virus

We fucking tried that once already and it didn't work.

It'll mutate into air born ebola.

It's their fourth war actually.

Two against the emus, they lost both.

One against rats that they won. 100 million dead, $70 million lost

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The mice even molested the first lady of Australia, Terri Irwin, in front of her husband.

youtu.be/BqEVA3wKe2s

Because they think that eventually they'll win one by blind luck

They're bored and nobody else cares enough to go to war with them.

Aboriginals?

Will you fight beside us my brothers?

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We biological warfare now.

This is just a warm up for our conflict with Indonesia.

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Final solution to the carp problem

You're forgetting the time they waged biological warfare on rabbits.

>killed by exploding trees

Don't forget about that tumbleweed.

really AUS is like the worst of USA and UK put together

are you aware you're laughed at by almost everyone?

>Emu Wars 2.0

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>implying i didnt hope for this to happen.

>Final Solution

At least we don't run from war.

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They want to shitpost on nature's gene pool.

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Goddamit Australia didn't you learn anything from the great war of the emu?

>final solution

OY

VEY

This time we're fucking them instead of shooting them. See, it's really hard to shoot straight when you're drunk, and the average Australian is drunk all the time. BUT, it's really easy to fuck something you will later regret fucking when shitfaced.

We've thought about it this time.

Imagine living in a place where every single animal is out to kill you, day and night.

You'd want some revenge too, wouldnt you? Thats why they are taking it out on the carp. Easy prey (on paper, but in a real war scenario anything can happen) and with any luck it will send a message to the rest of the animal kingdom.

Australian politics are hard to understand at first, but it becomes a lot clearer when you realise just how deep the rift between them and the animals run. This is why Tony Abbot wanted to destroy the great barrier reef, but the peace-loving leftie parties stopped him.

IT BEGINS AGAIN

>final solution

Why don't they just release CO2 into the building that will pool near the ground and smother the mice?

watch this turn into another cane toad shitshow

that's a cassowary you dumb fucken dog

Where were you when Australia committed a genocide against fish?

I was in the living room

>Carp are kill
>no

the rabbits also kicked their ass. and the kangaroos took over their golf course. don't forget steve was killed by a stingray.

the carpocaust never happened

carp is trash, all bone filled, i say good riddance to rubbish invasive fish.

Actually that virus wasn't supposed to be released.

Whoops.

Why do we kill invasive species?

Isn't this evolution in motion?

We should let the based carp destroy the weak beta native fishlets.

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I wish we kept the rabbits out.

God damnit. I miss Steve.

THe great carp holocaust of 2016

Fug

Why do we stop illegal immagrints?

Isnt this evolution in motion?

We should let the based mexicans out-breed the beta native whites

Australia is kill.
Never forget.

>final solution

Remember the 6 gorillion

Also why carp and not something that actually kills people?

>Can't kill a small weak bird
>Have to resort to genociding super small fishes

Just stop, you're just embarrassing yourselves even further, just let it go

I see what you did there.

Stay classy

>this triggers the bogan