What is the G A Y E S T thing that you've ever done?!

What is the G A Y E S T thing that you've ever done?!

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checked OP's dubs

Bought a purple dildo

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Check'd them dubs, and sometimes I wear girl clothes when fapping

I've been consistently fingering my ass since 12.

C2c and jerk off with guys on random chat sites

let an old guy pay me $50 to suck me off

fucked myself with a dragoncock while in full restraints and bdsm gear while deepthroating a dildo while masturbating and moaning my ex's name

Multitasking at its finest.

suction cups work wonders

Sucked off my best friend every night for a summer when we were both 9.

fapped to Link, daily

i like to pick my ass boogers, like if i know there is a turtle head up there and has problems and needs a little air/jiggle then i put my finger up it and help get them boogers out best part is sometimes it gets picked out perfect like a real booger from my nose and i get to smell it before i release it out into the wild

How was this arranged?

i've acted as a personal online slave over kik for over a year

Wore my moms panties while my friend masterbated over my ass, this happend several times.

not gay remotely fucking normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Would love to hear the full story

lived

I watched an episode of Dragon ball Z once

Kik, age?

You wouldn't believe how many dick pics I have seen.

Sucked dick

Kik: derekstrand
I'm 23

Listened to show-tunes.

me 2

A tranny sucked me off at work in the employee bathroom. No homo, but best blowjob ever.

Well, I've fucked myself in the ass with a dildo, and came form it, sucked a dildo wishing it was a friends cock, gagged on said dildo, and there was that time me and a friend slept together. Take your pick faggots.

Sucked a dick my freshman year of high school for 15 seconds

Quality post

ya ive been wanting to share this for a while, everyone loves shitting, and everyone loves the smell of their own shit, its a win/win situation all the way across the board


its like when my rottweiler and the neighbors' big chocolate lab who are both in tact each with their own glorious pair of testicles go at it for a good 45 min to an hour, by go at it i mean dry humping and licking each other with gusto, after about 45 minutes they are both out of breath and and dripping soaked with either

a) saliva or
b) seminal fluid

again a win/win situation

if he was wearing a wig and there was no eye contact made then thats not gay bro sorry to inform you try again

gone on /b

I gave one of my friends a blowjob, and let him fuck me in the ass. it felt nice when he came in me

took a dick

moar?

sucked cocks at my boarding schools gloryhole every evening during grade 8

NOT GAY GOD DAM THIS BOARD IS FULL OF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO GO FIND YOUR OWN BOARD RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I give myself a little fingering as well. You're good, user, nothing gay about it.

paid two whores who were straight to eat each other out for the keks.
> i made them go after that pussy with deepo gusto was totally worth the 50 each it cost me

Suck and swallow and if it wasnt for this cuck meme I would enjoy my self more.

watched that entire video

went to a glory hole and ended up sucking 6 cocks swallowing 3 loads and took the rest on my face.
>but never done anything "gay" ive never been fucked
>yet

I fap to tranny porn sometimes.

sucked a dick.

Got hex 2's

>suck 6 cocks swallowing 3 loads

>never done anything gay

Nigger what?

Why is masturbating to zelda gay I thought she was a girl?

Sauce???

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>normies are gay
>this butthurt kek

Fucking my ass with a toothbrush till i came. When i took it out it had blood on it.

Jacked of with other dudes on omegle many times. Did the same on kik once. Fucked myself in the ass with a home made dildo a couple of times

god dam spotted the fucking newcunt i was just acting retarded fucker go the fuck back to africa nigger please

Sat naked in a hot tub with two other naked guys while we watched a movie.

what movie?

Magic Mike

That's pretty damn gay with the addition that it was Magic Mike

so you fgts are naked in a tub watching fucking Magic Mike, are you sure all you guys did was watch the movie not go near eachother?

i had two carrots. i stuck one carrot up my ass, and masturbated. i ejaculated on the second carrot. i then ate both carrots.

Was drunk at a bar. All my friends left me. Twink offers me ride home accept. Comes inside sits on couch starts making small talk ask if I ever given head tell him no. Unbuttons his jeans. Pink briefs see his bulge. Takes jeans off puts my hand on his bulge feel him getting hard he starts kissing me takes my pants off. Pushed my head down. Blew him for the ride home and jerked off at the same time. Took a facial

Got caught staring at a man's ass at the gym once. He was both twinkish and beefy at the same time. He just slapped his ass at me and then I left cause I'm just awkward like that

Had my dick flop around bottoming and put my tongue under a lot of fiveskins. Sword fighting. You know. Anything Based.

I wear my friends panties when I fap

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Gave my friend head a bunch over a summer in high school. His car, movie theater, his bed, his sister's bed