/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

I woke up and there was NO (0) /cum/ threads edition

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Fuck Drumpf

You're not even american you cuckold

Going to visit yall in the US this summer. I'm 20. How do I acquire alcohol?

go to a college party

if you drink while you're here and you're underage you better be prepared to get shot by the police

I know. I thought my Overchan app was broken at first.

danish pussy is stank

why cum is so ded

Is /vint/ dead now? It wont let me post there

How does /cum/ like their cheese the most?

Where? I'd buy you some if you tipped 15%

in my belly

/vint/ is rip

/r/the_donald

...

*takes his weeny out*

*plops it on the desk*

Who's ready for a challenge? *smirks*

Why do we suck at hockey edition (go habs!)

hockey is shit its bestboll time

But we won the stanley cup and stuff

>tfw your shitposting on /cum/ attracted a retarded arab cunt

/cum/ is dead.

belgium should not exist

>Ask for one napkin
>Girl gives me 2

Who /chad/ here?

Have you ever tried gouda? :D
I study medicine though so I'm at least more useful than you :D
And I'd prefer it if you didn't exist tbqhwyf
Lol!

Washington, Chicago, and Anaheim are first place in their divisions but Canada plays really solid hockey pray for us lads (i'm rooting for the Pittsburgh penguins)

having samosa with mayo

Is Papa Johns good? We're getting one in my town.

any mexicos here? i need some work done in my garden

got half a mind to shitpost

you live on welfare like the useless egyptian cunt you are

i know you want me to kill myself, and you did manage to make me suicidal by spreading my pics, making fun of me because my mum left me, calling me vile names, mocking me etc

so good job, i'm going to kill myself, but i'm going to take a few scum like you in the netherlands with me

I dont live on welfare, I work. My mom who has cancer does, but she worked most of her life.
Also even if I didn't have a job, I study medicine.
Also i did it because you harassed me.
Go ahead I wont be in the netherlands by the time you pull an elliot rodger anyways :Ddd
(And ill take my mom with me)

i never harassed you, i didn't deserve to get cruelly mocked, you're just a horrible "person"

i'm going to commit a hate crime in the netherlands because i hate "people" of your ethnicity, i don't care where you'll be

i hope your mum fucking dies, she should have swallowed you

what happens in that bizzarre thing at the center of the yard?

Goodbye /cum/
*goes to give everyone a hug except Cara*

>you never harassed me
No, you just stalked me. . .
First of all they aren't my people.
I don't identify with moroccans or turks or kurds or refugees or whatever is there so go ahead! If you want to kill my people you should go to egypt!

Your mother hopes that you die.

ded general
ded posters

>make retarded post
>get embarassed
>close tab and forget about it instead of deleting it

Yeah I use to eat gouda all the time. My favorite is local sharp cheddar though (my family owns a cow farm in vermont).

Hey buds ))

I just fap out of habit now, I don't even fap because I'm horny half the time.

I feel like this isn't healthy.

i didn't stalk you, you are the one that has been stalking me, it became clear when you where spamming in /mena/ pretending to be me (but you forgot i type in lowercase only) and you were posting a bunch of shit that i had posted way back, you obviously have been stalking me in the archives

no, why would i go to egypt, they are all miserable poorfags, i'd rather kill the ones living in netherlands, getting pampered and handed shit they don't deserve

i'm glad your mum has cancer, cunt

hiyo

Why do foreigners bring their gay little drama to /cum/?

It makes no sense.

go away

>Tom Brady will be at Fenway park and the Red Sox will be honoring the Patriots superbowl win at their opening game of the season today

What a glorious day to be a New Englander my buds

I like New England because it does not have all too many niggers.

We don't like Germany.

That's not true

Explains why they aren't racist

Fun fact, in my state anybody can buy and carry a firearm without a permit. We also have no sales tax.

We are like the anti-europe.

Test

LMAO, there are tons of niggers here

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPW0CUZGO4w

His videos are always cute

High test

Boston?

In southern New England, yeah.

Cheddar >>>> gouda desu
Its not only in /cum/ he stalks me everywhere desu. I guess I shouldn't respond, my apologies.

Ok it works
Heres cumbeast

i am glad that other boards finally figured out that leafposters are the biggest SJWs on this site

>Kraut enters
>/cum/ stops being dead

Coincidence?

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I want to go eat there with some /cum/bros

It stopped being dead shortly before that, because I got off work and started posting.

I need a funny acronym that you would be willing to use around family. It's for a clan tag, but I play with family members so I can't be something like cum.

They already probably think I'm gay because no gf while being fit and attractive.

SHAT

Buns

Buncha Ugly NiggaS

which posts are yours?

this
was my first post after coming back from work

you're such a hypocrite cunt

you even posted my pic on /lat/ for no reason

I don't think this would be allowed

What does it mean though

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

i also do this

if you look older some places won't card. otherwise you're gonna have to make friends

going to order a papa john's pizza in 3 days

*throws gloves*

*devours feces*

Please give me a (you) lads

pics or didn't happen

i dont understand how snoop dogg smokes so much weed

he'd have to chainsmoke blunts packed with kief at the rate of a stressed out single mother to even feel slightly high

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you disgusting fuck

would you date a cute redditor? I wouldn't

>lads
*vapes at you*

High quality post

Better question: would you date a cute h*lfchanner?
I would but only if they are good looking

i really want an imageboard gf

pizza place has 15 minutes to deliver before they go over the estimated delivery time

got jury duty once again.

mother fucker

Femautists aren't really sane though, I think it'd be only worth it if they were really good looking

What kind of pizza did you order?

Maybe it'll be a murder case this time, those are always fun

women arent sane, and i have my own issues

as long as she's loyal and not a bitch you can work through it

who /melancholy/ here
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Every day of my life my man. Sometimes I wonder if I make people sad being around them

>tfw no one ever plays the better song at parties
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>tfw vibe killer

>vibe killer posts
>thread goes dead
whoa

Burrito Juarez putting the M in cum.

Any of you faggots like history?

You don't like history, you like memes.

ur mums puss is history hombre, full of cobwebs and skeletons of pharaohs