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ALRIGHT BOYS IT'S THE WORM EDITION

WRIGGLE ON IN, SQUIRM ABOUT

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*trades you a Guthan's Platebody*
*it was actually a leather body*

migrants are good boys

they dindu nuffin

>the sensationalist/right wing/mainstream media
woah... this is why rorke is so angry...

*squeaks hysterically about brown people for 18 hours a day*
Just spreading the truth here look at this daily mail article

got a side parting and light stubble xx

east anglia literally has no motorways

*reports you to mod mark*

you shagged a fat bird?

...

anyone got the ree muslims copypasta

*in the last second changes 3400k to 34004*
*you don't notice*

the twitch streamer summit1g has 20,000 twitch subs.

now he doesn't release his earnings ratio but let's be conservative and say that he's getting $3.50 per sub (out of $5). That's $840000 USD a year

he also get's at least $500 to $1000 USD a day in donations alone, that's another ~$200000 a year considering he streams most days.

WE haven't even taken into account his sponsorship deals with monster and other companies. Must be getting at least 40k from those.

So here we have a man that's literally earning over $1.1m USD from playing fucking video games every day and streaming it. What a time to be alive.

Scammed one person by switching a rune 2h with an iron 2h and logged out immediately and was paranoid I was going to get banned for about a fortnight lmao

first for the upcoming war

Yesterday I tried anal masturbation for the first time. As I did normal masturbation, I started opening my butthole and entering a soft dildo in it. At first it was weird and not pleasant, but as my butthole oppened, as much as I thought I would get a prolapse, the dildo got all the way in and it started being a pleasure, soon both my hands, one in my dick and other in the dildo, started moving at the same speed and I got the biggest orgasm ever, my butthole closed so hard I almost broke the dildo and my cum went as far as my bedrooms wall

*lures you into level 1 wild*

ah yes /leftypol/ and /israel/ invades again

the "right wing media" aka the truth media

Don't understand people who give money to streamers

*hires you to mine rune essence for me*

Gibraltar belongs to Spain

British imperialism must go

Psst hey!
ᵀʰᵉ ᴵʳᶦˢʰ

interesting...

Brb, getting my main

we need to nuke madrid early on to show intent

reminder socialism is the new counter culture

wc lvls?

*helicopters my willy around as I stroll into /brit/*

Afternoon lads

friend substitutes

I theorised years ago that a friend simulator youtube series would be excellent and make a lot of money

Communism is the new punk rock

*bursts into tears*

Keep young and beautiful
it's your duty to be beautiful
Keep young and beautiful
if you want to be loved

IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when a SO-CAWLED TOLURUNT LEFTIST didn't knaw THATCHURISM is tha reel COUNTAHCULCHUH

selling 1.2k lobbies 200 gp ea

*busts you in the chops with a granite maul*

is that a dog on the bed

>*liljimmy76 has donated $5*
>hey man just wanted to say hi and tell you to keep up the positive vibes!

it's so fucking gay

might unironically do a 'go to the doctor about my mental health'

WHICH ONE HAHA

flash:wave: /brit/ a ****

read an article about depression once lad what do you need to know?

I remember the trick of trading someone one coin at a time until they give up and accept a lower price. Someone once tried to do that to me for 4k and I just waited patiently the whole time

r/unitedkingdom having an absolute meltdown

Might have figured out a way to get out of this group work lads.

Both of the other ///contributors/// are panicking over the deadline and are doing other work. I could offer, in exchange for allowing me to present my own work alone, that I negotiate an extension from the lecturer for those two, on the grounds that "they had other engagements and inadvertently left it to me, and now I'm afraid they won't be able to understand what I've wrote and as such might effect my grade."

Everyone wins - They get an extension to complete the work, minus me, and I get to present it alone. Diplomacy, anyone?

Fishing lvls?

>mental health
lmao yeah "doc I'm a bit sad" "ahh shit mate I'm gonna have to amputate your head" hahaha what??

*gives a prescription for pills which do absolutely nothing except give you the odd headache and disable your penis*
*puts you on an 8 month waiting list for a therapy service 25 miles away*
Heh nothin personnel kiddo

>south korea 1971

what happened

glorious capitalism

youtube.com/watch?v=OLw3eE_5pxw

choon

i've been intellectually out of my depth since I left year 6

hit the nail on the head there keith

wtf I hate schizos now

UK-SPAIN PEACE THREATY

After months of war, Spain and UK agree on the following:

- Retirement of armies in the invaded territories
- The Republic of Seville and Gibraltar will become independent and part of the Brittish Commonwealth
- London will pay 10B$ to Madrid to reconstruct itself after the nuking
- Both Catalonia and Scotland will become independent and join the EU
- Both Spain and the UK will be eliminated forever of the EU because of war crimes
- Basque Country and North Ireland will remain as part of Spain and the UK

yeah, he has 2 dogs iirc

Thought that might have been Iceland until I saw the trees

autism
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everything is great except the last line

hmm on second thoughts I might not, think mum's going to try and make me though

me except my therapy was only a couple of miles away and I stopped going after the first one lmao

Is it true that your upper class are predominately Anglo? I heard that nothing gets a Spanish girl wet like a South London or Scouse accent. The women revere us, the men fear us, we truly are the masterrace of Iberia.

Lmao

social mobility in the UK is awful

why?

pro EU Ukrainian nazis have bombed st petersburg

i hope you're happy remainers

hes also an annoying cunt

apparently just finished a 2016 ban for posting nsfw mlp, did nothing of the sort

officially putting "runescape actionposting" down on my list of gimmicks

making this post for the archives, in case anyone challenges my ownership in future

nepotism

Lmao

Gonna walk to my job lads, see you in a few hours

hope this attack galvanises Russian anti-muslim sentiments and they fuck up some dune monkeys

idk prolly the jews

...

>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

the bombing was done by Ukrainian nationalists because putin is in st peterburg

>hope this attack galvanises Russian anti-muslim sentiments and they fuck up some dune monkeys

>ah yes, PLEASE destabilise the region more and foster more terrorism

stupid short sighted runt

capitalism and monarchism

aka anime

watching twin peaks in before series 3

brb train track

>go to do this
>first episode is literally the length of a film
i'm not fucking made of time

Might inject some ket into my arse

The Korean countryside still looks like that

since when has st petersburg been a destabilised region

fuck em. there is no peaceful compromise with islam. its all headed towards one conclusion.

hope this attack galvanizes Russian anti-capitalism settlements and they fuck up some capitalist pigs

Paki with pink nipples here. AMA

>implying
to create something new, we must get rid of the old

this

>fuck em. there is no peaceful compromise with islam. its all headed towards one conclusion.

Might inject some cum into my arse

me on the left

SOON

our resident muslim aussie is triggered again.

Just imagine the absolute state you have to be in to write this kind of comment without a single hint of irony

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ahh yes

back in the helicopter

this bombing is a false flag to justify more russian involvement in syria, calling it now. look out for the crisis actors