If you had one log, or one opportunity to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it flush?
If you had one log, or one opportunity to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it...
Jaxon Peterson
Elijah Young
His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Like confetti
He's anxious, but face is painted to look calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his ass but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show
Snap back to the lavatory, oh he only had to pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's checked with endoscope, his warm creamy log grows
He's so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
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You better log yourself from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, appreciate every bite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
Zachary Morgan
This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping
This turd is mine for the taking
He can sing, as we record a, new logging order
A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring
His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring
He gives us all mana, everyone wonders
Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger
Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry
Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story
But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses
His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces
Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted
And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted
But the queef goes on
He's old news and unwanted
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You better log yourself in the morning, the evening
Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll
Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
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Kevin King
No more pain, prep h is on my thrombosed veins
Now my motherfucking rectum is a shit 12 gauge
I was farting in the start of it, the poop never came
Now food's been chewed up, and swallowed, and turned to waste
So I beared down and shit right in the next chewer
Best believe somebody's paying the pied pooper
All the pens and knives multiplied by the
Fact that I ain't get fries with my number
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Log for my family, and, man these damn antilogs are ass wipers
And its no movie, there's no Shia Lebouf
This is my log and these times are so tough
And it's getting more extreme, trying to feed and protect my memes from dream status
Vacillate between making music and doing some log magic
Superstition, wishing, tryin' to shit on, it's too much
For me to want to sit on the pot, another day in this spot
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a whale, I must
Go defecate a bunch, fore I end up in Ahab's lunch...
Cap'n Crunch, turns the tables on the logless, throws first punch
It's time I come through, 'cause this fail cannot go on, I cannot grow old in portajohns
So here I go, it's my shit
Logs don't you quit, 'cause this may be the only opportunity that I get
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You better log yourself with a passion, it's creamy,
It's steamy, you'll never get a better treat, he'll
Only give one log, you better bring your appetite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime,
You can do anything you put your noggin to
Andrew Wright
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Hunter Perez
Facebook LOG com /andysixxlog
Like the official page for daily logs
Austin King
Truly inspiring shit.
Brody Davis
Holy fuck have you guys seen this?
shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com
Okay who the fuck did this? I wanna shake your hand.
Chase Hughes
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Anthony Phillips
mfw all i can contribute is logging dubs
:(
LOGGED!
Charles Reyes
Thank you, but it's all in service of aggrandizing Andy Sixx. Hopefully I have inspired others.
Ryan Brooks
This is....... inspiring op...
Asher Roberts
Aiden Anderson
All efforts are appreciated, none are unworthy. This here is my latest oc
Liam Sullivan
Justin Adams
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Jaxson Lee
Andy logs
LOGGED
Grayson Martin
Everyone, submit even your humblest works
Andrew Flores
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Ryan Ramirez
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Angel Taylor
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is an Andy Sixx and why are you people obsessed with its shit?
Wyatt Kelly
open....
...your....
....throat
Charles Kelly
This accomplishment should be enough to get Andy's attention
Jackson Edwards
The hero Sup Forums needs!
Colton Sanchez
so thats what this is all about.
you're not fooling anyone with your samefag bullshit, but now i see why you're going through all this trouble. you want attention from the fucking guy. jesus. how pathetic can you get?
-1,000,000/10
Andrew Taylor
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Isaiah Ramirez
it's mostly a samefag and a small group of people who will repeat any meme if it's dumb enough
Jeremiah Ward
saw this in another thread.
Why are you such a try hard?
Why can't you accept a steamy creamy from our lord and savior
Kevin Brown
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Alexander Russell
eat shit
Andrew Wilson
Not my oc but I'll post some I admire
Cooper Campbell
he's trying nigger,
maybe if you had a creamy log you wouldn't be so retarded
Matthew Cook
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Bentley Cooper
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William Ross
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Thomas Morris
If I could save logs in a bottle
The first thing I think I would try
Is to horde every log and put them in bottles
And build up a lifetime supply
But there never seems to be enough bottles
To save the logs from Andy Sixx
When he drops them
I been around enough to know,
That you've gotta be there when he goes
And cop them
Carson Peterson
Mom and dad went to the flix
They dropped me off with Andy Sixx
I cried but I put up with it
Andy take me home
I ate my lunch and dinner there
Captain Crunch and other snacks
I found it hard to chew the food
He said "Why don't you open wide?
I'll drop my creamy logs inside!"
That's what I did, I sucked them down
After dinner I vomited
I fell asleep and peed the bed
I woke up in some piss and shit
Andy take me back
Don't want another snack
Parker Smith
Save them and share fellow children of the log
Cameron Hill
sage in all
>fields
Joshua Baker
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Julian Russell
go kill your self
sage
Andrew Reyes
Loge in all fields
Eli Gomez
Logless cancer
Luis Baker
Log off shill
William Cook
sage sage sage
Aiden James
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Cooper Brown
Reminder:
Facebook LOG com /andysixxlog
For any and all daily log news, updates, pictures, and events.
Juan Powell
Log these dubs
Carter Perez
Log rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing worry thee
For Andy Sixx our saviour
Has something up his sleeve
To save us from our hunger pangs
If we get on our knees
To suck a log of shit out of his ass
Out of his ass
O suck a log of shit out of his ass
Jacob Allen
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Lincoln Hall
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Caleb Lewis
Maybe we'll get analog by default to rap this
Caleb Young
LOG OF SHIT
Carson Torres
You take away the sins
Of the world
Jonathan Gomez
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Adam Peterson
It's a cult
Samuel Flores
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Ryan Stewart
Logg
Jaxson Cox
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Jaxon Hall
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