Hello Sup Forums, it's story time

Hello Sup Forums, it's story time.
The Legend of Gary the Tard.

>be me
>in history class
>normal day, taking notes
>suddenly, this fucking landwhale barges into the room
>sits right fucking next to me
>fuck.jpg
>try to ignore him, but the stench is unbearable
>i move seats
>tard follows, sits next to me again
>move again, same thing
>after moving several times, i tell him to fuck off
>tard lets out the screech louder than 17 jet engines
>ohgod.jpg
>tard trys to throw a fucking chair at me
>he missed
>the tard rangler comes in, takes tard away

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More would be nice

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Please More

More, pls?

Hurry up and post more

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More would be nice

Gary the Tard Part 2

>several days later
>in gym class
>telling friend, let's call him Will, about the tard freakout in history
>we're about to play basketball
>teams are assigned
>im on a pretty good team, except Gary the tard is on my team.
>before we start the game, out of nowhere my friend says that the teams aren't fair
>teacher asks how they aren't
>Will says "their team has six, ours has five and a half"
>I kek, teacher just blows it under the rug.
>basketball.jpeg
>our team is losing, but it's fun just to see gary fail.
>someone passes the ball to gary.
>entire class is watching him
>he makes the shot
>it hits the backboard, and the ball pegs him right in the head
>he starts fucking crying
>most of the class is chuckling a bit
>suddenly, gary looks right at me and charges at me.
>ohfuck.jpeg
>i fall on the ground, being slowly crushed by the tard
>he tries throwing some punches, feels like i'm being slapped with playdoh.
>i get up, throw a couple punches before teacher breaks up the fight.
>tfw gary the tard gets suspended for ten days
>tfw i get away with it.

More Sup Forums? It only gets better from here.

More of this, I would love more of this

Lmao more pls

Stale

Moar

more

The only reason you got away with it is because the teacher witnessed you getting your ass kicked by Gary the Tard and felt sorry for you.

You got away with it due to a little thing called SELF-DEFENSE.

I'm surprised Will didn't get detention for that comment!

I never post and always lurk, but I felt obliged to post and tell you that these stories aren't really that funny at all and you're basically trying to get cheap laughs with poorly written greentexts about someone with special needs. Your story template is literally 'retard does retarded thing and I laugh'
Fucking hell have some creativity and surely if these stories are true and nothing interesting actually happens then don't bother telling us.

Because Tard stories are the backbone of Sup Forums

itt: people share stories about retards to feel better about their own pathetic lives

Get outta here SJW trash!

I mean google image down syndrome, the OP picture is one of first results.
Lack of originality and creativity. Reeeeeeeee

That's porn.

Tard Story threads are more like the ribs.

So, that's what you think of when you think of Tards

No you have me wrong. I love a good tard story. These are just shit and the guy keeps samefag upboating himself

Gary the Tard Part 3

>a few months later
>haven't had many interactions with Gary since he's gotten suspended.
>that is until one day
>in the hallway, going to lunch.
>suddenly, gary and three of his tard friends come up to me.
>gary hasn't forgotten about gym.
>the tard crew challenges Will and I to a fist fight after school
>i agree
>Will also agrees
>the tard crew and me seperate, and go to lunch.
>Will and I start discussing a plan
>im pretty confident, considering it's just a couple of tards
>to me, this is all a game.
>Will, on the other hand, is dead fucking serious about this
>he is ready to destroy some tards
>in the middle of discussion, one of the tards throws an apple at me
>i throw it back, but i miss and hit another tard
>the tards start accusing each other
>ohfuckyes.jpeg
>Gary throws his tray at one of the tards
>the four tards start fighting eachother in the midde of the cafeteria.
>it's a whole shitshow of screeching, throwing, and tackling
>one tard throws another into the soda machine
>K.O.
>the principal walks in
>three of the tards are taken to the office, the other one is taken to the hospital
>all the tards got suspended

More Sup Forums? The next part will be the last, but trust me, it's amazing.

Not all tards are potatoes, you know.

Thats better

Yes moar

We need more

Yes give us the final part

may not be original, but im an idiot and it's entertaining. moar please

> then he found me after school in the gym after basketball practice and got all sex-nuts and retard strong, whipped his dick out and bent me over the bench and said: "Reply to this or your mother will die in your sleep tonight"

Yes, we need more Gary

Ok, that's actually pretty kek

Finish this.

By all means, please.

Gary's, pretty good, but Neal will always be the King of Tards.

I just want gary

Any pics of gary?
something that gets close?
for illustration purposes

Moar!

Let's conclude the Gary saga.

Love it

Part 4 needed!

False. Fats McGee will always be King Tard.

Yeah I want to see if he's cross-eyed

YES

Gary

This.

Gfy

OP WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 4!!!

Is that the one who loved pirates if the Caribbean? Also post pls, New phone and my meme/greentext SD card died

>Our team has 5 and a half

Kekked so fucking hard

Learn to speak English.

No fuck you im gay and autistic

Moar

...wat

I accidently misspelled "of" with "if"

Fuck off my dick niggerface

discord.me/cancerofdiscord

Moar

I'm curious what the final installment of the tard saga has to offer. The rest has been lackluster to say the least.

You also did not capitalize pirates. You furthermore capitalized the word new for no reason, and you spliced together two independent clauses without a comma.

This is beautiful

That shit the literal definition of superfluous

We're on a fucking image board for trap threads and nudes

Go grammar Nazi tumblr or something with that autist shit

>furthermore

Someone tell the chip shop tard story now....

OP WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

OP is ded

Gary the Tard Part 4

>it's the end of the school year
>the tard clan is still divided.
>prom is in a couple days, don't have a date.
>i go with a group of friends
>night of prom
>it's a rather calm and relaxing setting.
>suddenly, i notice that all four tards from the fight are here.
>they're just doing their own little things.
>i get an idea.
>i find one of the tards, let's call him Gene.
>i pay Gene 40 dollars to go up to Gary and challenge him to a rematch.
>gene goes up to Gary, I start walking away.
>around 30 seconds later, i hear the loudest, most ear piercing screech i've ever heard.
>i wasnt even in the fucking room, and i knew exactly what was gonna happen.
>I run back into the room, and I see three of the tards "wrestling" eachother.
>Gene goes full gigatard mode
>Gene flips a table, trys to rip off his shirt.
>Gary takes down Gene.
>a new challenger approaches.
>some new tard, who i've never seen before, says "GIT OFF MAH FRUNDDDD!"
>he charges in, and starts kicking the shit out of Gary.
>this goes on until the principal and tard rangler arrive.
>they split up the fight.
>all the tards got expelled.
>it's the last day of school.
>everyone is still talking about the tard brawl at prom.
>third period, i get called into the office.
>ohfuck.jpeg
>the principal watched the security footage of the fight.
>he found out i paid the tard.
>principal flips out at me.
>it's the last day, so I only get in school suspension for the rest of the day.

And that concludes the story of Gary the Tard. Despite how much of an asshole I was to him, I'll never forget you, Gary.

OP delivers

>Getting this triggered by lazy Grammar Nazi bait
Why is Sup Forums full of such normies?

yo this is lit fam

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Fuck ya

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