Tornadoes are fucking terrifying, no?

Tornadoes are fucking terrifying, no?

evening Sup Forums, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

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jesus, one that big needed fucking final boss music, for damn sure.

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..nice mustache, mister Gould

old western gold whiskey, my birthday is tomorrow gunna spend it alone cooking myself a steak with a nice sauce and shit

happy got-damned birthday, buddy! what kinda sauce you got in mind there? ..is it a secret sauce?

fuck you, you neckbeard alcoholic faggot

add double cream in and prob some mushrooms i'll put in black pepper and other shit to tweak it

I love it when ya talk dirty to me~
holy SHIT, that's gonna be so savory and tender! man, what a primo choice..

I could make a blue stilton sauce but I don't want to spend an hour making it, rather just use this ^^

Having a Busch

blue stilton, mmm..
bringin' it on the cheese game, my man. Good steaks are what bleu is made for!

cheers, buddy~

Long time lurker, first time poster

I love you, man. Even though I never participate in the threads, I always appreciate seeing you online. Keep it up you magnificent bastard.

dude i dont know you and i never reply to your posts but you look really like a cool man...
i would loose some weight btw, you have cool style but fat asf

lose some weight, stop drinking and stop posting here.

this isn't reddit.

What do you think of this guy?

Kindly words there, friend. I'm glad to be of help with ones mood!
Once I move in with the missus, my ass will be whupped into shape. But yes, probably should drop some pounds
Thanks for the props! ..could probably use a shave too~

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dear god you are ugly please do not photo yourself ever again unless its your dead body

all the more reason to post!
I prefer jessie eisenberg, but I DID like him in This is The End. Then again, eisenberg can fuck up too... I'm lookin' at YOU, Dawn of Justice!
Ohhhhh SHIT, look who's here!

lose weight then the beard. if you shave now we'll see too many chins and mold. i assume based off of the creases in your shirt and loose collar, that you have terrible personal hygiene.

Cheers pal. Hope all is well

Just a couple of budweiser's man how's your night?

Molson Canadian

>this isn't reddit.

We have a fairly average dude not trying to be some idiot, giving us mostly an OC thread. Reddit is bullshit, but at least we can enjoy this dude's optamistic attitude and fresh threads.

I mean what do we have other than this? These retarded religious threads, or what about the flood of cuck porn or furry shit, or hey lets all enjoy some gay cut or uncut thread, or we can argue about politics AGAIN.

Just embrace this guy. He ain't hurtin nobody and the site is big enough for everyone. So sop being a nigger and name dropping faggot-ass reddit on everything you don't like.

You must be a remarkably well-read fellow, all those book covers you've seen~
always is, buddy!
well, it's the usual nite of debauchery, but I found a streaming site to finally see the Fast and Furious movies on, I'm at tokyo drift at the moment.. no way does this 25 year old man get sent to high school in japan!

oh shit, I got a Molson shirt somewhere! I should seek it out here in a bit, apparently this undershirt looks like shit
thanks for the kudos, brother~

Being a basic bitch tonight, stay safe in the weather man

>Tornadoes are fucking terrifying, no?
Now now, these little fellers wouldn't hurt nothin'.

Knocked down my pear tree
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Where were you on the weekend? Didn't see any threads

I do not know what Texas is feeling like these days, it was fuckin' FREEZING the other nite, plus those Fury Road tornadoes fell on Canton, I saw footage of the big, big one.. we took a hit, but folks are coming together to help
Oho, we got a funny man here~ well played, bro
ain't it a damn shame. Hope your day's getting better otherwise. And I think I was on saturday, mighta ended too early because I had work sunday morning

Are down with log posting? Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass?

time for more music! I gotta get up and pee, jesus

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Who wouldn't?

Make a page of some sort so I know when you'll be on Sup Forums, I want to see you all the time, your face makes me happy.

hey it's the white big smoke!

why on earth would you want to?
Good luck there, artiste!

Look... if you had, one log, or one opportunity, to seize every log you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it flush?

I kinda like just showing up whenever, but anything to be of help! I'll figure something bigger and better someday.. somehow

Facebook? You have kik?

What do you think about her?

His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Like confetti
He's anxious, but face is painted to look calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his ass but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh he only had to pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's checked with endoscope, his warm creamy log grows
He's so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
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You better log yourself from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, appreciate every bite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping
This turd is mine for the taking
He can sing, as we record a, new logging order
A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring
His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring
He gives us all mana, everyone wonders
Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger
Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry
Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story
But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses
His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces
Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted
And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted
But the queef goes on
He's old news and unwanted
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You better log yourself in the morning, the evening
Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll
Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

Where you here to see the rise of Gunk Fungler earlier today

No more pain, prep h is on my thrombosed veins
Now my motherfucking rectum is a shit 12 gauge
I was farting in the start of it, the poop never came
Now food's been chewed up, and swallowed, and turned to waste
So I beared down and shit right in the next chewer
Best believe somebody's paying the pied pooper
All the pens and knives multiplied by the
Fact that I ain't get fries with my number
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Log for my family, and, man these damn antilogs are ass wipers
And its no movie, there's no Shia Lebouf
This is my log and these times are so tough
And it's getting more extreme, trying to feed and protect my memes from dream status
Vacillate between making music and doing some log magic
Superstition, wishing, tryin' to shit on, it's too much
For me to want to sit on the pot, another day in this spot
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a whale, I must
Go defecate a bunch, fore I end up in Ahab's lunch...
Cap'n Crunch, turns the tables on the logless, throws first punch
It's time I come through, 'cause this fail cannot go on, I cannot grow old in portajohns
So here I go, it's my shit
Logs don't you quit, 'cause this may be the only opportunity that I get
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You better log yourself with a passion, it's creamy,
It's steamy, you'll never get a better treat, he'll
Only give one log, you better bring your appetite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime,

not drinking cause im on a cut but i just smoked a bowl. you seem like an alright dude op

Yo.
Naaah, something else. I mean, I have a facebook, but its just so the family can tag me in photos
I think she's kinda losing track of herself, but hasn't quite found HER role yet.. being in The Cat in the Hat probably din't help things

Hi nickel

You can do anything you put your noggin to

You should make a blog or something.

BRAVISSIMO!!

who's that, the son of Cock Mongler?
Everyone has their brand! enjoy the puff, buddy~

you motherfucker. dont kill this mans thread.

'ey there, friend!
there's an idea! I'm gonna be living on my own again in a few months, it'll be a killer way to keep busy, once I figure out some fun content that isn't just me me me..

Really curious as to what you sound like, phone number?

Just a log poster, they're harmless

Just wanted to display the whole thing

If the content isn't you, fedoras, faded glasses, or alcohol, I have no interest in what it is.

Keep it that way. More authentic and more of a surprise. Its more REAL ya know?

No there was some Portuguese tv station that put a contest online to name its new mascot, and a ton of us voted to name it Gunk Fungler

I'm just glad he had enough sense to put a Jimmy cap on

tbh dude, i'd follow your blog.
it matters because i AM the most important user on Sup Forums after all.

So you're just friends with benefits with Sup Forums? Don't wanna get too serious

>Tornadoes are fucking terrifying

I'm a storm chaser. AMA

you gotta be impressed though, yeah?
No dice! but what's that site where you can record a little, then it makes a link for it? I could use that.. whatever it was
well, that just seems like a goddamn mistake to me. There are better ways to rape Autobots, just ask Michael Bay
Nothin' but bowlers, sweet shades and beer! and more
I do, but I like being able to show up for folks actually wanting to do the thread.. I'd just hate for it to be a thing, y'know? All complicated by procedure and schedule

Ever fuck a MILF tornado?

Do you chase storms?

Once.
Yes. Surprised this was not the first question tbh

Alcoholic bearded fuck! How are ya?

A fuckin tornado? Nice weather eh??

I'm drinking some weed, but instead of using a glass, I set it on fire.Keep up the posts man

please answer this if you ignore you are a virgin
at what age did you loose your virginity?
describe

Ah, excellent. Once again, anonymous has guided the yoke of progress with a firm, sweaty fist~
yeah, you don't wanna catch... carbon emissions.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA! goddammit, that picture kills me..
trust me, when I make some kinda thing to entertain with besides the threads, I'll let it be known
...probably in a thread.
It's not that, no! I just... look, I like to post around, alright?
Ask you anything? Okay.. WHY?!?!?

Whats the point? Why do you do it? Do you masturbate thinking about clouds and tornados?

Always shall, buddy, glad you got a fair measure to use there! Nothin' like having your needs fulfilled~
15, thru the use of AIM and my bike, went to the apartments over on S Graves, next to Mckinney South here in town! I passed two cop cars parked behind the Cinemark 15, thought I was totally fucked. Went down on her too, like a gentleman.

Sweet, i'll be looking forward to your next appearance then.

pic related

is it true you like cp?

is 'humpty's revenge" a real term for F3 tornados?

>OC

WHAT?!? This isn't a joke this whole time

Who doesn't like cheese pizza

cheese pizza is best when you add things to it, but I prefer chicken and pineapple with plenty of THIS drizzled on~

Yeah I just came back from the rally, camping in the sierras. But what about the tornado man? Is it a big one? Is it happening now?
If dubs you shave your beard

I have to admit it, all the rumours about me being a child molester are true.

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filename, retard
it's fake

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We are going to image limit

It was, we all caught it on local news, but Canton is right around Rowlett, that's a bit away from where I live.
And I'm afraid I don't respect the rule of dubs, but well played, all the same.

huh boy..

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Yeah man, a couple of js for the week. Every man with his vice. Have you tried fernet? and what about the tornado?

If dubs you shave your beard

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Aaayyyy buddy. I'm drinking bombay gin. It's almost gone tho

Dubs and I Livestream my suicide.

I really am a mentally illl paedophile.

Fuckin double post hehe and check me dubs

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