Who will be exposed? YOU DECIDE edition
>This weekend's fixtures (Saturday 3:00pm unless stated)
Crystal Palace v Chelsea (Sat 12:30pm)
Middlesbrough v Swansea City
Stoke City v Leicester City
Sunderland v Watford
West Ham United v Hull City
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United (Sat 5:30pm)
AFC Bournemouth v Southampton (Sun 1:30pm)
Manchester City v Arsenal (Sun 4:00pm)
Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley (Sun 4:00pm)
Everton v Liverpool (Mon 8:00pm)
Good combination of the team going straight back up, a new team and a team returning after a while
nth for Zola flop
>tfw to intelligent to think derby can win a promotion playoff
Can't be worse than Zenga at least.
>Who will be exposed next?
No one new, Pep's exposure will continue and get more and more graphic
We've had our collapse already this season. It's all the way up now....honestly...
>tackling
Trying to find a team to root for. Is Southampton a good choice?
That was the Derby collapse, you've still got the McClaren collapse to come.
yfw Da Gulls win the promotion league
Not long till we'll all be back in /trans/ lads
>tfw to intelligent to challenge for the second ball
solid hipster choice
city will get molested again this weekend
not this season, they're boring as fuck at the moment
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Newcastle
Brighton
Leeds
Rate my promotion squad, would bring solid banter into the PL
you know,at least Pep is kind of a nice guy,he at least isnt as much of a dick like Mouyes,sure he can be pretentious as fuck but thats largely down to his autistic fanbase and not him
>striker clear of the other teams defence
>inside own box so cant be offside
>get ball
>no pressure
>look up
>take seven steps
>waited long enough until striker has ran into the other half
>pass ball
who the fuck was that retard for uddersfield, he just stopped them wrapping this match up
inside own half*
look guys we found a barca/bayern/shitty fan
Lowe.
I have my doubts about him generally.
Why cant Soton win their amtches
what's an amtche and how do you win one
>Harry 'I'm only in the team because my dad is a coach at the club' Bunn
its kinda like a match, but with the A in front of the M for American reasons
They're shite. This is why hipster teams are just that, hipster teams. Because everyone likes them for the short while that they're OK and then dump them when they revert to type.
i-im just being neutral haha
im sorry to put you on the spot like that
how is soton a hipster team?
Who will get 2-footed by Rojo tomorrow?
Rondon
Tomorrow Cunte is getting exposed
Nu-male french coach
Austin perma-crock
Mane sold
G Rodriguez perma-crock
Shane Long is not really a goal scoring striker, more of a nuisance supporting striker, needs a partner upfront
Nathan Redmond is Walcott 2.0 - pacebabby who dreams of scoring goals but wont cos hes not a striker
Midfield area is quite stuffy and negative
Boufal is utter dogshit and selfish and a retard in terms of decision making
Reminder that we've already one the league. Everyone else is just wasting their time
>Naismith now a bench player in the championship
What went wrong
they're a fairly honourable club but the lows are really low and they don't have much in their trophy room
only root for them if your heart is in it
>that pic
lel
I'd bet on neither of those teams this weekend
>Leeds
oh man oh god
How do you train the instinct to sit deeper and try to hang on out of footballers when they're winning with a few minutes to go?
didn't adequately replace the goals they sold in the summer. Got rid of Mane and Pelle and then Redmond and Boufal haven't contributed enough
>a love of scrambled egg and beans
Wouldn't want to share a hotel room with him
those two had dry spells that rival my sex life tbqh
Austin was on course to score more than Pelle but he ded
Boufal has loads of potential
He is a complete fucking meme desu.
Fucking get in.
Alex Neil sacked, will be Scotland manager by next summer.
comfy thread lads, cya tomorrow morning
>those two had dry spells that rival my sex life tbqh
and so did Southampton when those 2 weren't scoring
>Sky 10 in 10
>First 5 home wins
>Second 5 away wins
It's like poetry
>Wenger
Pep in summer 2016
>EPL is easy, it's just very bluntly physical! EPL babbys need to show much more respect to German, Italian and Spanish football!
Pep 6 months later
>wtf why am I not winning by at least 50 points
>What do you mean we don't have teams like Elche and Ingolstad to gift us free points
>It's not fair, the other teams keep running and tackling and scoring and defending! WTF IT'S NOT FAIR
>P-please don't sack me, I just need another £200m and I can win the League Cup
Pep? More like step - as in "step in front of a train".
>that Arsenal game
Shane Long turned into Irish Luis Suarez that night
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Found his problem. He thought he was going into something called the EPL instead of into the Premier League
Swansea under Laudrup were the GOAT flash in the pan Meme team
He definitely broke at least 5 bones
I hope it really really fucking hurt
>martial angry at his lack of game time at Man United
Mouyes losing the dressing room already
He got pissed off at the start of the season cause he released a brand including his squad number and Zlatan took the number off him
Be Italian
>he doesn't want to see Leeds come up
LMAO alright cuck boy, I spose you actively dislike banter?
Daily reminder that Martial literally asked for a Ballon D'or winner clause to be put in his contract.
Supplementary daily reminder that people seriously thought that Eden "le shitty step over and cut inside man" Hazard would ever win the Ballon D'or.
just do everyone a favour and shut the fuck up
I just want my team promoted, otherwise I couldnt' care who else went up
I'd like to interject for a moment, there is only ONE (1) Cut Inside Man
Reminder that Leeds are a Jewish club.
>people genuinely thought hazard was the 3rd best player in the world
I know it's a meme now but people ACTUALLY believed this at one point
>leeds
Look at this autist sperging
A lot of players have those clauses these days. I think Andre Gomes and Renato Sanches both have them.
>Leeds
Wait, why people talking about leeds?
>thinking Leeds wouldn't add unmissable BANTER to the pl every week
Oh wow
Based LCIM
>Alex Neil blaming the players in his post match
He can't be long for the sack right.
And it happened again.
Think he ever thinks that picking Manure instead of Arsénal was a mistake?
This is the EPL thread. Not the shitty farm-team babby's first soccer league thread
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>shitty farm-team babby's first soccer league thread
That means as much as 'EPL' does
>Loaning your best midfielder out to Huddersfield town
>The city of Pep
Hazsih will win one when he leaves for Real to replace Cristiano Ronaldo-sama.
*Hazshit
This cold is killing me.
Nah lad, championship is big talk in England. A good percent of the common folk support a championship club or lower.
Which defender will pep spunk out 3x the value on next?
I expect him to convert a midfielder to play as defender desu.
>people who claim to be brits arent watching the darts right now
hand in your passport and get the fuck out nerds
>David Silva at CB
>he keeps Stones out
>Antonio Conte reports that Eden Hazard has trained today and is fit for tomorrow's game.
What anime was airing last Wednesday that Hazard couldn't miss so much he pretended to be injured?
I'm thinking chelsea wil tie or lose. They can't got 20 straight victories
Reminder that he already gave up and said they'd be better next season - when he spends £200m again.
13 straight wins, draw or defeat against Spurs.
Yuri on Ice airs wednesday evenings
Well sure, he thinks more expensive - better
Really? That's a shame
45M for Capoue
65M for Javi Garcia
30M for Lucas Leiva
remember when £30m was outrageous instead of the norm
If you dont think WBA will beat United tomorrow you don't know anything about football
If you dont think Crystal Palace will beat Chelsea tomorrow you don't know anything about football
He didn't even buy any really expensive players. Just medium priced trash.
If you don't think Bradford Park Avenue will beat Brackley tomorrow you don't know anything about football
putting an end to this meme right now
Really all depends on who united start at CB alongside smalling