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where's everyone going on their holibobs? edition

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cara

are nige's birthday today

Anime

thats a racist image

I like this.

Accurate

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need a jewish gf

did 6 once
so that desu

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We're all in here

debating whether to purchase a Leica M7 with a Voigtlander Nokton lens

hmmm

caralad is actually faster than "quickdraw" janny

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oh fuck off you thread splitting twat

was 27C couple of hours ago, summer will be murder

Just developed a debilitating back ache lads (one on the left) haha

The worst mistake humanity ever made was granting women voting rights.

Prove me wrong.

maybe without an image, Sup Forums servers always take their time with any image whatever the size

t. urtlemong

Post pictures of turtlemong

couldn't invent a more boring slag

Remember folks used to have stuff like this up their window when they were painting.

We'd go by on the way back from school and see page 3 stuff, up in folks windows.

this thread was made first and linked first

barely anyone looks at or cares about the OP so there's no point doing thread wars

>The worst mistake humanity ever made was granting women voting rights.

>need a jewish gf
Looks trans

What does that have to do with atheism?

Thoughts?

>there are religious people on /brit/ right now

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Never been to Spain

>What does that have to do with atheism?

should very much enjoy it if the ruddy faced meganortherners would fuck OFF

Feel bad for Irish if this is their fantasy.

how many gallies lad?

Now stick Ulster where Scotland used to be

Really doubt the Irish government could afford to pay for both NI and Scatland

thanks haha

always find it weird how every country just picked their own parts of europe to go on holidays, even on like an island like crete noone mingles everyone has their own town sort of

want to visit Thessaloniki

>there are literally WOMEN on /brit/ on Sup Forums on Sup Forums on the internet

nope its your problem now

not everything serves an evolutionary purpose
someone mutated a gene which gives her some form of post natal depression but because she doesnt actually go as far as to kill the child the gene is passed on

Don't kid yourself mate. We'd end up paying for the lot of them.

great post

there are no girls on the internet

beware of greek, russian and serb chavs

yeah exactly

I always thought it was just british people who went on holiday to mallorca because i only ever saw brits, crypto brits (irish) and spaniards but it turns out germans fucking love it there but they just go to different areas to the brits

whats the original cake say haha

I'm a girl(male

im going to let them all bum me

>my gf unironically looks like this

i wonder if she knows

you'd still smash tho

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>gif
fuck off

boss is being a dickhead trying to sack me

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

>gf

fuck off

Disgusting. I want no part of Scotland.

Why?

what in the fuck?
How is it 4pm? How did that happen?

might do a wank, might eat a jammie dodger

working too many hours

I thought it was about 8pm.

gf won't take the pill, i can't finish with condoms
what do?

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haha you're gay

You're hired.

having dyed blonde hair is like an idiot beacon
avoid women who do this

activate it

stick it in her bum

a nuke is a bit much

The Contraceptive Implant.

nhs.uk/Conditions/contraception-guide/Pages/contraceptive-implant.aspx

umm just don't have sex?

>"There's a job in morrisons, cleaning, 15 hours a week, interested?"
>uh.. yeah
>"Right, well the interview is at 7 tonight, is that okay?"
don't remember what I said after that
is it normal to completely fucking lock up your brain in that situation?

she won't do it she's fucking retarded about medicine
thinks it'll fuck with her ovaries

It was a test.

stan smiths are good trainers though. I cannot think of anything to hate about them

glad to say none of this applies to me aside from wearing Acne and APC desu

Jizz in her eye.

z e r o

Wouldn't the shockwave cause the sea to destroy the Netherlands?

literally me though

make her swallow

>Tory government
Woah, didn't see this one coming!

should I have a wank then a cup of tea or a cup of tea then a wank?

gay

no jizz on her
pissing me off to be honest

It will

Wank then tea, easy

classic scene

and your objection to this is what exactly?

by the time that france even musters up the strength to invade netherlands will already be underwater desu

so

the government gave 250k to an anti abortion charity

any thoughts on that lads?

it does

implant will send her dry no matter what you do, her periods will be weird and she will have even worse mood swings

Read a pretty good Alistair MacLean book about terrorists who who hold Holland to ransom. Basically they threaten to bomb the dams and flood the whole country unless they get cash.

Think it was called Floodgate.

then they're sadistic pricks

Frank Zappa's not bad lads, liking Hot Rats

Want to go to the Alps in May and have a nice holiday with the gf but don't know where to go haha, Switzerland is the obvious choice but then is Austria just the same except a lot cheaper? Hmmmm

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religion of peace

might just go all in next election and vote one nation