Ninja thread

Ninja thread
Calling all ninjas desu

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Nani

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How does I shot shuriken?

Origami desu
Wikihow probably has an answer desu

Does op have boi pucci?

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

Show us your butthole

DESU

BEHOLD, MY STANDO- CARL RODRIGO.

NANI

My god desu
I only have the chakra to summon a low level gator

Confucius say: focus your "Qi".

I have been spared from Satan by forgetting my image.

Yo I'm a mothfokin ninja

Ninja hell is not a safe place desu

There are ways around even hell, my pupil.

I'm ready desu
Teach me sensei

The Way of No Way must be found on one's own.

Every day I will practice these moves desu

That is not the art of No Way.
The Way of No Way involves doing the least amount of work possible.

Rice field ninja reporting in

>tfw I will never be ninjutsu master

Remember when the internet had Pirates vs Ninjas? I can't believe people unironically find pirates cool.

Pirates are scum desu
Like roasties

sup guys whats going on?

Kys ninjafag

Reeeee!
Out of my thread pirate desu

And historical research has shown that Pirates are gay. I guess when weeks passed without a bath. The dick cheese got unbearable. So they did a thing called"slick-legging. Which is rubbing the penis on the other guy's leg until cum.

>hygiene correlates with being horny
>science is gay checkmate atheists

Rorschach ninja standing by.

Welcome, enjoy your stay desu

I admit to licking a girl's asshole in the horny moment. I'm thinking 99% of those were uncut the foreskin was a bag of snegma

Rate me desu

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Domo

space ninjas checking in

You can't fool me.

That's a space elf.