I fear nothing. All is as the Force wills it

>I fear nothing. All is as the Force wills it

What did this stereotypical mystic space-asian martial artist mean by that?

He's obviously blind, not asian you dolt

That doesn't sound anything like the force though

It means:

Non-white or female=Good

and

White Male=Literally Space Hitler

In all seriousness though. There wasn't a single white male in the trailer that wasn't a "bad guy". Yet there's only one black guy in the original trilogy. Here's to hoping that's because all the mongrel and negro races are expunged from the universe in this movie.

Pretty good scene desu.
This whole movie will be kino

He's going to get sliced in half by Vader

So what the actual fuck does stormtrooper armour protect against? He was armed with a fucking stick right?

Solid bullets I think.
But that was back in the eu

And then Anakin delivers the one liner:
>he didn't see that coming

Literally nothing.

They're turning the force into Islam

fuck this shit


the "holy" jedi planet is called Jeddha

dude isn't force sensitive, he's just some asshole with a stick

>"I fear nothing. All is as the force wills it"
>the force can be manipulated for good or evil by people

What did this retard mean by this?

The real problem here is with the "magical oriental" trope. It's 2016 and Star Wars is owned by Disney (aka jews). They should know better than to use archaic racial stereotypes in their films.

>implying the "twist" won't be that he actually has a lightsaber and he sacrifices himself to save the group and fights against Vader

>There has been a communications disruption in the force

What did he mean by this?

Wearing armor doesn't prevent the kinetic energy of a direct impact from knocking you over dipshit.

They sure won't use pic-related racial stereotype anymore.

It sure as hell reduces any trauma on your body and head though.
>doesn't protect against blaster fire
>well okay maybe it's solid against physical attacks
>KO'd by small stick

>KO'd
>trauma on your body
Ok? Do you see any of that in the trailer? It's literally a two second shot of him hitting guys with a stick. Whoa but they're wearing armor, they cant fall over, that's so unrealistic in my actual space opera for children.

That stick had Haki- I mean the force in it

Fuck disney and their white female empowerment shit

Meanwhile they have 2 magical minority tropes in Ip Man and Forest Whitaker

They're literally out cold at his feet by the end of the shot. or dead by a stick

Liberal progress, AKA switching from one racist characteriture to another.
As a right wing asian jew transvestite I find this laffable.

Looks like Ip Man 4 jumped the shark.

why did the guy from The Night Of only get a second in the trailer with no lines? He should've been the male love interest.

Christ, how many blind Jedi were in the rebellion?!

is fucking
>rubber dinghy rabids
in this? awesome

He has a line when he isn't on screen. It's the misplaced one of talking about flying for the Empire now, before Donnie talks about the force.

Only Kanan, since Kota doesn't exist in new canon anymore, and Donnie's character isn't a Jedi.

Ey Wadj its the fuckin empire bro

>Donnie's character isn't a Jedi

I'm almost certain he's an exiled Jedi, Disney is just trying to be cute by saying he isn't one.

>There wasn't a single white male in the trailer that wasn't a "bad guy"

The bearded English guy who was with Mon Mothma

>Jyn Erso is an imperial spy
>she brings all the guys into a vader's trap
>final duel between Donnie and Vader ends up with a horrible death by Vader's single blow although Donnie was depicted as force sensitive
>The droid sacrifices himself at the end to carry the death star plans in his memory altohugh he was an imperial droid
>the only one who survives is captain cassian

>Ah...master ip, we meet again
>reeeeeee fuck you anakin i'm blind
>and soon to be dead

>implying kota and kanan aren't the same character now

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george, oh almighty chin wobbler, all is forgiven.
send us some dank kinographié, maestro lucas.

You're probably close

Very cleve

Worked on this movie AMA. Felicity plays Mikkelsen's kid, which is why she's chosen by the rebel guys to go on the mission

>People don't want Ip Man to fight Vader

your loss

>implying plebs know who Ip God is

after the last diabolical addition to the franchise i couldnt be more uninterested. i have no time for this agenda driven rubbish, theyve completely destroyed star wars for me

Top cleve

The Chinese literally refer to the white people in all of the movies as "foreign dogs"
The stereotyping and translations made me lose my shit.

>Caring about fights that have preordaned outcomes because one of the characters can't possibly win

Spoilers Donny loses, so exciting.