Ask a Flight Attendant that works for a major U.S. airline anything

Ask a Flight Attendant that works for a major U.S. airline anything

you look like a superficial pretentious fag

Do you still get jet lagged, or are you too used to it?
Also, every time you go on a flight, do you spend the night at a hotel where the flight drops off, or do you immediately head back?

how much cuck u suck

Ninja now desu

R u gay?
PS: we know you're gay

how often are you allowed to beat chinese people and throw them off the plane?

yea because thats me u fucking retard.

all male flight attendants (like waiters) are gay

Did you join the Mile High Club with the guy you're with in the pic?

How often do you kick passengers asses?

not anymore after years of flying it gets a lot better. not every time you take flight you layover u can do multple legs a day for example > jfk > lax > sea

not as much as i would want.

thats not me, has Sup Forums become this retarded?

The only men on an aircraft are the male pilots and its male passengers. Any other males on the plane are fags

i dont im part of the 1% of Flight attendants that is not gay.

If your plane went to Germany, and you quit/got fired from your job when the flight went there, would they take you home, or would you have to pay for a ticket?

They will flight you to your base as a passenger and then fire you.

not gay but you do get hit on by a lot of guys if thats what u are into.

how much coke/meth do you take on the regular?

personally i dont do either.
coke a lot of the senior flight attendants did in the 80/90s not so much any more.
nobody that i know does meth

What are the requirements for becoming an flight attendant?
>aside from knowing somebody that's a flight attendant, sucking pilot dick, etc.

Stay in your seat. Shut up and do what you're told.

be nice human being or be good at pretending to be one.
not be too tall, not be too short.
dont be fat.
have costumer service experience .
look presentable on the interview.

Total kek

hehe thats funny bud.

aight faggots im about to leave.. last chance

fuck you