Does anyone else find this man to be one of the sexiest modern men in existence?

Does anyone else find this man to be one of the sexiest modern men in existence?

also, he's /ourguy/ isn't he?

>yes i'm a massive faggot
>well, half fag, i also like girls

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fuck off shill

how am i a shill? i just think he's hot and he says things that trigger people, but also make them think. I don't agree with everything he says, but that doesn't make him less hot or intelligent to me

>fuck off, nigger. he's hot

Maybe in your perfect shopped photos, get him on a camera and he's every eccentric gay boy ever.

Nooo wheres ryan cabreras signature spikes, whyd he cut his hair

Okay, that's fair. I just think he's cute because he's self aware and has a funny personality.

>plus imo he is more attractive than a lot of gay guys, at least that i've seen/met

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Nope, you're all fag.

no he's just another edgy faggot

I'm not a fag and i would fuck him

hi OP

this belongs more on Sup Forums

everyone is welcome, if you're new it's a great first board to visit after Sup Forums

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children

>Massive mental issues and a father complex
>Constantly attention seeking to make up for a lack of approval
Dude's the male equivalent of a cheap stripper

thanks, nigger. i needed to hear that at least once today :^)
i don't think anyone would blame you for that. he's objectively a really good looking human
>but you're still a fag
>if you're new
cheeky baby ;^)
he's may be many things, but cheap is not one of them

nice frosted tips

>sexiest man in existence

Oh fuck off you tween faggot. We both know Madds Mikklesons the hottest guy around. It's just science

Hey, i'm 19 and turning 20 next week!
also
>who?

Well, he's a racist fag who loves little boys.

So yeah, he's perfect for Sup Forums.

kill yourself.

then watch Hannibal.

pic related

RYAN CABRERA

ok but who is this?

he's just a boring faggot who's pandering to a community that wants a token faggot to agree with them. hes shown himself to be progressively more and more embarrassing.

So Sup Forums likes kid fuckers now?

Yeah he's ugly as fuck irl. Grow up kid

He's an attention whore.

He doesn't give a shit about anything he says or does. Even if those things are true. He doesn't say them because he believes they're true he says them because it garners him attention. There is no part of his identity that isn't constructed around his desire to be given attention. Even, I would argue, his homosexuality.

He says he was the predator in his being fucked by a priest and I believe him. I believe he seduced the priest. Because attention.

This dude is a ticking timebomb of political travesty for the right. He will end up being a tool of their destruction.

he has a large nose, but it suits him I guess, very handsome

MILO IS GOD AND I WANT TO SUCK HIS PEEPEE AND TASTE HIS MAN MILK WHILE HE'S CITING MEIN KAMPF!

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It suits him because he also has a huge ass face and forehead. He tries so hard to be feminine with his hair, dye, and jewelry but his masculine ass face and big ass man head undermine that.

Gay bashing Pedofag. hes sort of like the Brit version Tomi Lahren except instead of being secretly Pro-choice he just fucks kids.

literal 2/10

i agree
shill
well, until i meet him irl, i guess i'll have to take the countless pictures and videos online as evidence that he is not ugly
>implying i'm being immature by thinking some guy is hot
Shiggy diggy doo, niggeroo

go away milo. nobody likes you anymore. not even your precious right wingers

he looks like every sociopath SVU rapist rolled into one person

He asked if a 14 year old boy was single while watching him live. Plus, that wasn't taken out of context at all. It was clear what he meant. I'm not even saying being a pederast is a bad thing necessarily, just that you can't deny he is one.

you forgot the part where he went to a hollywood party where they played pass around the preteen and he "forgot to report it to the police"

>whoopsie Poopsie

proof?

fuck off you kike loving faggot. I bet you think its just fine to fuck little boys too. hope both of you faggots die of aids.

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Well that just makes him more likable.

You know this Sup Forumsro aint no snitch.

He's pretty nice looking.
But the asymmetry of his face throws me off

So you would also protect pedophiles that have sexually abused children? You should be shot in the head you fucking degenerate.

>So you would also protect pedophiles that have sexually abused children?

Was that not implied? I thought I was very clear. Stop being a pussy.

didn't notice that, but i don't mind it

I didn't realize 14 year old faggots needed protection. Not like you can knock em up or convince them to stop liking dick in the butt

Do a little googling you stupid fuck. You are a dumb fucking idiot who can't think for himself.

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>be me at 14
>at milo's live show, even though i didn't even know of him at 14
>show up in cute outfit because if milo sees me i want him to think i'm cute
>walk into building and find seat
>"look how fucking close i am to the podium"
>milo comes out all casual and everyone applauds
>me: *makes faggot noises and also applauds*
>i state intently at milo as he talks and makes jokes
>somewhere in the middle of the show he notices me staring at him and addresses me
>"hey, you. yes, you in the front."
>"me?" i say as i point at myself and look around in shock
>"yes, you in your little blazer. how old are you?"
>"uhm..14 hehe.."
>"are you single?"
>*shrugs and nods head and smiles*
>"well you shouldn't be. look at him ladies, isn't he a catch?"
>he trails off into another joke and move on with his speech
>the show is over and i am leaving the building
>as i am walking outside i hear a very familiar voice and freeze up
>"hey, you're the kid from the front row. right? well, how did you like the speech?"
>i am literally shaking at this point
>"it was amazing, Mr. Yiannopoulos.."
>"oh please, call me Milo or 'faggot' as a lot of people like to call me"
>i laugh nervously and smile at him
>"where are all your friends?" he asked
>"i don't really have that many friends interested in this stuff.."
>"well, now you've got one friend who is"
>reaches out his hand and as i go to shake it he pulls me in for a hug
>i am literally about to explode

>he pulls away and laughs and says "wait, i get it..you're gay"
>i nervously laugh
>"..what makes you say that?"
>"you're all nervous in front of me and not in the normal way people are nervous in front of me"
>"okay, well you caught me. only half gay, though..i like girls too. but man, are they unbearable"
>he laughs "oh sweet child you have much to learn." "want to come back to my hotel and talk some more? you said you didn't have any friends to talk about this stuff with, but now you do. so let's talk"
>at this point i was about to implode from nerves and excitement but i keep my cool
>"yeah, that would be awesome. i can't stay late, though. my parents want me in by 1AM"
>"of course, i can have someone take you home later"
>we get in his towncar and drive to his hotel
>it's a nice one, obviously, milo does everything over the top
>we go up to his room and talk for what seemed like hours
>at this point i've warmed up to him and we are being causal
>as we are talking and joking around he makes a joke that literally has me crying it's so funny
>so funny in fact that i grab his hand and fall into his lap

>i was pretty tired by this point, so i wasn't that coordinated
>i keep laughing and then the laughing stops
>i'm laying my head in his lap and he starts petting my hair
>i take in a deep breath and forget how to exhale for a minute but he keeps petting my hair and i finally let out one big exhale accompanied by a moan
>"fuuuuck"
>"uhm..maybe thats enough of that" he says
>i open my eyes and get up abruptly
>"i'm so sorry. i don't know what i was thinking."
>"it's okay, child. don't worry about it."
>"it's just..you're really cute and when you pet my hair it set me off..i thought"
>"you thought what? that i'd just be all 'alright, get on your knees, baby'" "you are aware of how old i am right? compared to you.
>i bite my lip and nod
>"that doesn't seem to bother you. does it?"
>shake my head no
>"well, it's still wrong. i mean, you're only 14."
>"14 isn't that young. i already know how to do some things."
>"lemme show you"
>i walk over to milo, stand him up and drop to my knees
>i unfasten his belt and unbutton his Zegna suit trousers
>they fall to the floor to reveal his black CK boxer briefs
>the same ones i wear
>i see a thick cock print and start to rub it with my hands and mouth
>i look up at him and pull it out of his boxers and start sucking on the tip

>such a juicy white cock
>start to jerk him off and suck at the same time
>he's fully hard in my mouth now
>i look up at him and him down at me, he plays with my hair and smiles
>i smile back, the best i can anyway
>he picks my head up and moves me over to the bed
>he takes the rest of his clothes off and i follow suit
>i'm laying on my stomach with my ass up in the air as much as possible and he comes behind me
>"you sure you can handle this, user?"
>"...yes, daddy"
>he gets my asshole nice and wet and then proceeds to slide his thick white cock into my ass
>i moan in the most faggoty way possible and hide the pain for a few thrusts
>i laugh uncomfortably through the pain and then realize how amazing it starts feeling
>"yes, daddy milo. yes. more." i yell as he pounds me from behind
>he turns me on my back and fucks me missionary while he jerks me off
>i cum so hard from being fucked and jerked off
>the cum goes everywhere, he giggles, and kisses me
>he then asks where i want him to cum and i respond by point to my mouth
>he gets off of me
>pulls off the condom
>stands over me ready to cum
>I get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur