Troll science thread

Troll science thread.

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Reminds me of the good days. Carry on.

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I wanna see the diagram

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i'm actually curious, if you had a magnifying glass of a 3 ft diameter, how hot would shit get when you put it under the sun

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Holy shit, that might actually work.

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hehe nice troll but kepler's third law would disagree

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Something something ferromagnetic,paramagnetic,diamagnetic,electron orientation. If I didn't drink my problems away I might have been able to drop science on your hot ass

If you need to find a black hole just go look at my exgirlfriend's heart

To a physicist, a troll is just a sphere.

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Yoooo /sci/ guys.. what would actually happen if you were to travel at the speed of light and were to turn on the headlights?

This is actually a pretty good idea

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNAP

You wouldnt see shit

this one got me
it's so fucking cute

im no expert but i believe that light isnt that powerful. if it gets built up then it isnt gonna do much more damage that give a few thousand people a temporary blindness

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If you travel at the speed of light you become light

That's a good question

how can I become light when I live in darkness?

Is there any source for that video?

When I was a kid, I actually wondered this
Tell me, how many plants are needed to sustent a human?

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Stfu faggot

Dosnt work because both magnets are apart of the same system.

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Actually it's oceanic algae that performs 75-80%of the photosynthesis on the planet, so technically trees and shit are almost entirely unnecessary if you have that. I don't have the specific answer to that question but I would imagine the amount of plant matter needed to support a single human's oxygen intake would be exponentially larger than the human, weight wise.

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This alone is better than any YLYL thread in years!

science gives me a hadron

Gotta work now, this been fun

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Its spelt "lepton".

Idiot.

Thanks, user

I enjoy hadron collisions as well.

well first off you can't, but if you were to be able to, you'd leave the light that is produced by your headlights behind, and it wouldn't build up, light doesn't accumulate, this is troll science, not actual science lul

kek/10 gg

*spelled*
Idiot.

"spilled"
Idjit.

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spooled
ojut

Spoojed
Ocean

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if you were to travel at 99% the speed of light and turn on your headlights , the light would travel away from you at the speed of light. its a wierd thing to think about but Einstein proved it

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wait, would this actually work?

Holy shit, you may be functionally retarded.

Light does not Doppler

trolling aside, I dont see how this would not work.
why dont we just go to the sun when its dark so we can land on it?

why wouldnt this work

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Sponged
Ocelot
>chekked

Because space is hot from the background radiation.

Principle here is correct
Mass of the chair is not.

Shpongled
Osiris

The both pull to each other

Because the amount of carbon you'd put in the air from the rockets would outweigh any benefit your ice would give.

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How would it look like in real world

You would just rubber band around the core.

You're going at the speed of light, not faster than the speed of light

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Urrrrggghhhhh Comic Sans

becuz sending stuff to space is too spensiff and it produces massive ammounts of greenhouse gasses.

three dubs in a row. time to go to bed.

Schlonged
Nefertiti

Kekekeke

because it would be still way too hot. it has to cool down at least 3 days.

But light has a finite speed? 1% of the sol =/= sol does it?

haha look at his arms

Air friction can't stop it?? Lol

Shcoogled
Neopolitan

Spulerg
Omar

"ACKSHUALLY"

How do these threads still draw autists that feel the need to explain the memes? It's called troll physics for one express fuckin purpose.

>4

It actually stops moving because the spring wants to return to a lower energy state.

Can someone explain to me why this wouldn't work?

People actually did this so the company had to ask to stop doing this!

Scrooged
Byzantion