Never had a gf. Convince me how bad is to have a gf

Never had a gf. Convince me how bad is to have a gf.

holding in farts for hours/potentially all night

I would fuck anything right now. Even the woman in OP's pic.

A girlfriend is not fucking worth it man. I just got out of a 2 year long very serious and intense relationship that ended for no fucking reason whatsoever. It fucking hurts man it's just not worth it.

You lose a lot of your free time.

which is good

Same man. I hear you on that one.

broke up with mine in Feb. was in the relationship for three years. greatest decision I've made in a looong time.

found the fag who enjoys shoe shopping

actually i don't enjoy anything in this shitty life

three years here given no reason other than "i cant do this" sucks ass

I should add that I have no desire to be in a relationship ever again at this point.

Kek

Go to the bathroom, take a towel, hold it up to your ass to muffle the sound, in conjuction with pulling your ass apart to dialate your asshole and its silent. What are you retarded?? You never figured out how to silently fart? Just go outside for 5 mins and rip em. I still cant belive you would just sit in agony waiting for your girlfriend to leave.

It's like everything else in life, a few winners and a whole lot of losers are waiting out there for you. It's up to you to decide whether or not the bullshit that comes with the losers is worth dealing with long enough to enjoy the good times you'll have with the winners.

Kek

that's ok the first couple of times but then i seem weird if i keep going to do it. I think i should consume less dairy

You probably should.

Women are weak willed fragile animals, men are hard wired to feel dedicated to their protection and health. Honestly you better just be the best because women are genetically propositioned to seek out the "strongest" man. Do what I'm doing, I'm focusing all my energy on a fitness and diet regiment that's going to get me ripped and I'm doing everything i can too advance my schooling and career. Focus on yourself, then get the pussy

You stop browsing Sup Forums
You get laid
You're loved
Never alone at knight
Someone's always thing of you

Cons

Disputes don't end

It's not bad, but it's not good either. To me it's just a bunch of mehs. Had 3 long relationships, all of them ended with no logical reason whatsoever because women are incapable of rational thinking. The good thing is I'm also incapable to love someone to that extent that would throw into some kind of depression and shit, every relationship I came out from, I felt almost nothing. I'm not happy when in relationship, I'm not happy when not in one. I don't give a fuck honestly.

If you're with someone great, it's great, but never perfect. I'll let you in on a little secret: you're not perfect and she won't be either. It's about finding someone where you can each live with each other's shit and have fun together.

Just find that person.

Oh and good sex is really important, but can't be the basis of your relationship

sophisticated technique there...

is extremely over rated, there are only a select handful of woman out there that are worth spending the rest of your life with, let alone a few months

Lets see the ways in which having a girl who's cute and fun share love, sex and companionship with you is bad. Um...well she could hurt you (dump you cheat on you etc) but you'd still probably be happy while you were with her. She could be psycho or money hungry but you could just dump her then. Sorry guess I'm coming up short.

Maybe you should shower, brush your teeth, put on some clean appropriate clothing, go outside and talk to some girls.

this. they are emotionally unstable. at least 90 percent of them and the rest is barely fuckable. just become gay already!

focus on self
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Shit dude my girl and I farted around each other from day one. Hers are way worst than mine. Smells like something crawled up inside of her and died.

let them find you. then say yes or no.

drains clogged all the time from hair. Expensive as hell - want new things all of the time, don't care about current things as she didn't buy them don't care if they break. Holds sex over your head, yet expects everything else to be provided to her just because. You are put thru a lot of bullshit that she could walk away from at any point. Everything is twice as expensive as you get to pay both halves. Having to discuss and get plans made together is a real pain.

honestly, do what you want, when you want, lone wolf that shit. Have fun, be carefree. Fuck bitches along the way.

It's like having a best friend that likes to fuck you and suck your dick. And is soft and pretty.

having a GF is awesome if you can find the right one, an absolute slut just for you, but is prim and proper to the rest of the world. doesn't get pissed if you kick it with your friends, in fact, can totally hang and kick it too. drinks like a fish, but not all the time, smokes a little herb here and there but isn't a pot head. tight

If you get a girl you will never ever win an argument again.

Some times its awful, but usually awesome. I used a moonstone to evolve my gf into a wife which she seems pretty happy about. Ive been getting blow jobs every couple hours which is rad. I was just chillin playing skyrim and she gets on her knees in front of me and starts undoing my pants. Busting a nut while killing a dragon is a hell of a feeling.

They will leave you on your 4th year anniversary and shack up with a guy that will beat the shit out of her, then she'll call you 15 times in the night to get picked up from the police station.

You'll want to get back with her.

But you can't, it's over.

You'll then stop trusting women and go into an existential crisis about your life.

I'll let you know how it turns out.

Like most of the anons here I must agree. Been in a relationship for 5 years. Marriage is hard to avoid now, even though I'm not that keen. Not cause she's not the right one, but because I see the whole institution as obsolete.

One of the main problems in life is to choose between equally horrible scenarios. Being single is nice when you are in your 20s, and your peers and friends are mostly single too. At the very least, if they aren't single, they have a life outside the relationship.

Then the 30s, and everything changes. Your friends will get married and have children. If you are single, you are now more likely to become a bachelor. Being a bachelor can be nice, if you are an investment banker in NYC, but for most, it will suck hard.

You will end up alone with your rum and coke (probably no ice), your Nirvana t-shirt and spend all the time at hand convincing yourself that you are somehow "free" because you are single. However, you will ultimately discover that if your freedom isn't repressed by a woman, it is by something else in life and society.

Not sure about the 40s, since I'm not there yet, but this is where most bachelors crystallise -- the point of no return. They will develop strange habits, and the few friends they have left are either other bachelors, or some rare friend who will have time for you in between his family obligations.

In sum: being in a relationship sucks. You sacrifice a lot, but I think the alternative might be even worse.

Once married, no more BJ or even sex. enjoy

There's the bullshit of you making her your world only to discover that she feels she settled for you. The idea that there's something better or something missed out on really bothers me. Getting married without a prenup is a recipe to piss your fortunes and hopes away.

Sucks.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily. (knight, Freudian slip Mr. White Knight?)
Not necessarily.

You left out SO many cons.
Just ask a MGTOW.

Glad to see people are in similar situations, my girl of 2 years cheated on me one night then the next morning went said 'i still love you its just not the same anymore' this is the same bitch that literally stopped being friends with people for cheating on their partners

its a bitches world - look at sex toys for instance - oh she has a new vibe don't need no man, she's so empowered!!!!
dude- fleshlight? what a pathetic piece of shit

I'm currently dating 2 girls at the same time and fucking them both without condoms. They don't know about each other. I made them both get STD tested and I provided my results to them as well. I really like them both and have feelings for them and they're both really sweet girls and great in bed. IDK what to do man, but I can't keep up this charade much longer. It's going to implode

>Not being able to fart in front of gf
>Has to think up elaborate technique for farting

And hes the retarded one

Let me tell you that when you get a girlfriend, 9/10 times she won't be right for you and you guys will just be compromising not really enjoying each others time and just fucking. When you do find a girl that you really like then it's amazing af. You gotta try on the reg to find that girl. Just man up and force yourself to be near girls, cringe out normies until you can have a decent convo with them and make some friends. Hit the gym and stop being a fgt.

With social media and such now it's going to implode for sure. They'll tell their friends and word will get around too.
I'd recommend you get ready to move out of state.

lemme tell you the only thing women are good for, sex, thats it. A gf is just easy and ensured sex for mormalfags.

Can't lie to you user
I've been with my girl for more than 10 years and I've never been happier
I still wonder once in a while what she sees in me, and I know it's a matter of time until she sees the asshole I really am, but I figure I'll enjoy my time with her while I have it
Thanks OP for letting me say how much in love I am with my sweet Pookie.

>I don't give a fuck honestly.
This is why all of your relationships failed

Currently partner and I share most creative outlets as interests. Not all for the same reasons but at least all ones we can empathise. Unfortunately we share exceedingly different backgrounds which propel us to have some major issues communicating. Often at times, we argue over things we fail to realize in the moment we actually agree on.
I want you to imagine for a moment, what it's like to be totally intimate with one person, and with this one person in a way that currently pales in comparison to anyone you know at present or can remember caring for like you, again, care for this one person. Now imagine how wonderful it could be to share next to everything that you've ever wished to share with a friend or a partner. Now with this same thought, that some how through some sort of divine intervention, you met someone with whom you could only find yourself loving unconditionally and also enjoying everything you could do with another person with just this one, that even so you'll find yourself, due to their place in your life and shared interests, the person with whom you fight and argue with the most. And I mean dead end arguments like the kind you have with an idiot.
: ) Hope this helped Sup Forumsro

Some women, like whores, are for sex.

Other women, such as future wives, are for making children.

>Pookie
Is she a horse

There are plenty of self preserving reasons not to
But here is the only one you need, a woman, *can't*, make you love yourself

If she didn't see it after 10 years, she never will.

Hell, maybe there's nothing to see. Grow a pair and a little confidence will you?

Faggot.

Sometimes you just want to shitpost on Sup Forums but then she comes over and then you can't really shitpost on Sup Forums

Fuck, typed this up on my phone
Sorry for serious errors and missing words

Your GF is behind reading your posts isn't she.

Luckily I don't use fb or insta...shits annoying as fuck, but the covering up texts and the making excuses for not responding and blah blah blah its driving me nuts. I can't choose who I want though man. Help me before I lose them both

It's ok. but more than likely you're being bombarded by porn and don't really want a gf, you just want to get laid. A hooker is a much cheaper investment.

Anyone who says sex with girlfriends is free has never had a girlfriend.

Doesn't matter if you do, it matters if they do.
You don't deserve either one. The correct choice is to leave them both.

>>I'll let you know how it turns out.
Damn bro, my heart goes out to you

I was in the same situation in my 20s, close to a decade ago. One was a girl in the same university, while the other one was in my home town, a 2 hour drive from the campus.

It did not end well.

They will eventually figure out that something is off. Either way, you won't be able to love any of them while deceiving them, unless, frankly, you are a sociopath.

Make a choice, but it might still be too late. If you end up marrying one of them, you ever gonna tell the truth, or will the marriage be built on a lie forever?

Gonna have to pick one before you lose them both. Flip a quarter. When the coin is in air whichever one you hope it lands on is the one you want. Pick her regardless of what the quarter lands on.


Checked. And check em

You should start dating a third girl. You're already fucked anyway

just watch the movie "War of the roses" and feel if it is worth it.

My gf refuses to trust me because of cheaters and liars. Gets to a point where she feels like I must not be still in love with her. She goes behind my back and does something stupid like one of these douches did to her. She finally confesses months later, admitting she was afraid because she didn't believe I loved her as much as I professed I did and would have left her instead.

>The irony gets stronger every day.

is it harder to find a good gf/wife in your 30s? i kinda wasted my 20s

Yeah man idk but I think I would just forget eventually...or convince myself it never happened.

Dubs of truth?

Flipping

This is a typical sign of a girl with a totally fucked up self esteem.

If too broken - steer away.

I also considered this, and when I realized my friend from undergrad was totally down to date me and is awesome and cute, I started talking to her and realized that like damn I can't take this any further until I'm single again.

Much, much harder. The good ones are taken, and the ones left has a lot of baggage.

Depends on where you live though. Much easier to find top-tier girls in their 30s in large cities.

>Other women, such as future wives, are for making children.
this is for specifict type of men, the least succesful ones who cant rely entirely on themselfs and crave for that "special someone" to care for them while life passess. Those who surrender control over themselfs are caged in pre established outcomes. More of the many.

That's your answer then. Leave the two and date the third guilt free.

The correlation of the quality and quantity of sex you'll have and the sum total of your time and energy invested will inevitably become irreciprocal given a large enough time frame.

>Kinda wasted my 20s
Welcome to the club

When the coin is in midair thats when you know who you want

I did not have any inclination toward either when the coin was in the air. Honestly theyre both too similar I wish I could find a good reason to break it off with one of them. Sex is orgasmic with one of them we both cum hard like every time. The other girl struggles a bit but can orgasm with me and her vibrator, but she lets me put it in her ass and the other girl doesn't. They're both independent, successful, smart, and sweet. They treat me well and want me to be happy and succeed...idk man fuck me

Not if you're in grad school younger chicks like older guys

I wish I could say I felt really guilty but I don't think I do...either way a clean slate would be good because I don't want shit coming back to haunt me.

Uh yeah for sure, she needs to work on herself. I'm forcing her into seeing a psych. I'll make a concentrated effort to make her a more informed and confident person. But if she still falls short, I'm for sure moving on.
>at least then she won't ruin the next guy's life

I can damn near guarantee it will come back to haunt you. That's why my advise is to move out of state.

I have an MD and I had to read that three times...but yeah you're damned right buddy.

kek has spoken!!
checked

its pretty great actually.

someone to go out to dinner with, someone to snuggle on you in the cold nights, go hiking with you, exercise with you, sex with of course.

Having a gf is great user, its not bad at all

Wanting to get your dick sucked or fuck all the time but they don't care so its just waiting till it ends.

I'm 22, i've only been in one relationship for 8 months last year, i felt worthless and depressed for a long time before that.
The relationship itself was horrible, and the girl was a retard, but it was a very useful and important experience.
It taught me to stand up for myself, use my free time better, keep improving, and stop expecting happiness from other people.
Now i'm not actively looking for a mate, but i don't think all women are whores either.
As boring as this sounds to most people my age, i'm enjoying the fuck out of my life.

Tay Tay sure hasn't aged well

Any fellow 25+ year old kissless hugless virgins here?

Yo

it sucks. i'd almost rape someone to find out what sex is like

Seriously, 25 years and a virgin?

Go fuck a whore, goddamnit.

I blast farts out of my fart cannon constantly with a gf. you idiots are dumb

I blast'em too. If she has a problem with that then gtfo

All the whores in my area are skanky as fuck. I don't want to get super aids over 20min of paid sex.

Whores are illegal here. I'm just supposed to be a sexless monster I guess

There are more of us than anyone would like to admit.

Go somewhere they are legal. Not sure where you are from, but many nice European countries has legal brothels with really fucking nice girls. They are safe too.

>One of the main problems in life is to choose between equally horrible scenarios. Being single is nice when you are in your 20s, and your peers and friends are mostly single too. At the very least, if they aren't single, they have a life outside the relationship.
>Then the 30s, and everything changes. Your friends will get married and have children. If you are single, you are now more likely to become a bachelor. Being a bachelor can be nice, if you are an investment banker in NYC, but for most, it will suck hard.

so much ficking this its not even funny. i had friends and drinking buddies in my 20s, now im 31 with no social life outside of work. The urge to get a gf is manic, its fucking ridiculous how accurately you put it.

Well close 24 atm

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