/brit/ - The Caraposting World Record Attempt Edition

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WE WUZ COLONIZERS N SHIIEETT

t. mong who puts the edition in the title

feeling rather randy

Mr. Janitor...
Tear down this thread

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'ddit

zara

stop putting extra things in the subject it does my nut

UK is better thank yankistan in every way

anime

we're in here lads

might do a 'cide

>the redpiled guy from Redchannit is called Gary Cuck

what about GDP

>girls und panzer

good choice

Denied.

having a go

Ah yes the British dream

Nice parking knobhead.

oy vey the jews put more money here


fuck off schlomo

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two cars park there obviously, cretin

I don't remember permitting you that use

mako

on the train

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>yank housing

>those Hogwarts posters

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Looks nice

new word : Fadgeroast

what's the supposed problem with this? looks fine, just the weather's a bit grey and there could be a few more trees.

If you wanted to cherrypick an actually shit area of housing it wouldn't be hard.

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just watched john oliver for the first time how the fuck is the popular in yankland

Can we have fewer tranny cocks please?

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can't decide if that ghastly reddit graffiti would bring the house price in that area up or down.

story of this pic?

>gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
ah well

OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT IT'S 2017

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alans not happy at all

just remembered I'm not a yank and broke down into tears

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the thai rapist? he's not even here

ah yes the american dream

I also regularly cry with happiness at this thought

he was very displeased in the last thread you drip
not going to link his post for obvious reasons

youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk

dont refer to it

>the irish enabling the nonce
scum

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fucking janny get your shit together you smelly paki

he jumped and died

Me as Kat.
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The American Dream - Whites need not apply

might go work at butlins for the summer
need to do something drastic

honestly not sure if janny will survive the aneurysm this thread will give him. stay calm lad

wish that was me

nonce

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might as well dump some porn while the jannys gone

me and the gf

america truly is the greatest country on earth (except the UK)

tipped the 'roo driver and he gave me the spunk for free

My balls are sore

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where else should I go?

a song for janny:
now you're gone
they're filling up my /brit/ thread with pron
and i miss you here now you're gone
i been waiting here on the john
and i miss you

Just did a big fat shit

>yank proxy triggered posting shitty council estate4s again

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IN HERE LADS

>top comment on the thread about the St Petersberg bomb is full of information and reports about the bomb
>check that commentors posting history
>most post he makes are pro-putin proganda and backing the kremlin


HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Lol x

remember to follow the speed limit

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the internet is full of paid russian shills

that house is comfy desu

The absolute state of leafs

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good

a russian that supports putin? woah dude .....

where do abnormie girls post on the internet?

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/eire/

>He will bring the vengeance of 1000 suns upon any thread made seconds before page 8
>Tranny porn is fine

>abnormie girls

How do I filter this piece of shit

Tumblr

trollx on the 'ddit

2ch

Dya reckon we'll get to keep northern ireland lads? and do you think scotland will leave?

truly is the dying breath of the United Kingdom's relevancy lol, glad i've got irish citizenship

>tfw no shemale bf

>tfw rude to an old person for the third time i can remember

let me recount them all for you

>cycling down an empty road
>see its completely empty except for another cyclist
>check the time on my phone
>other cyclist (old american lady) comes near me and says 'you're an idiot for texting whilst cycling'
>literally reply 'yeah ok, now fuck off'

next time
>cycling through a pedestrian area
>BUT after a certain time cyclists are allowed
>old man walks up to me and say 'NO YOU DO NOT CYCLE HERE'
>say to him 'ugh mate it says i can on the sign'
>he says 'YES BUT IT IS NOT TIME YET'
>say 'umm yes it is? *show him my phone* also don't speak to me like i'm a dog'
>'oh sorry'
>'yeah now fuck off you prick'

today's story
>cycling
>me and an old lady turning off onto the same street
>go close to the pavement but not on the pavement to give her a wide berth
>she yells 'don't cycle on the pavement'
>i yell 'what the fuck are you talking about i'm doing the exact same thing as you?'
>'oh i'm sorry i thought you were going on the pavement'
>'listen I've had enough of you old people talking to me like i'm an idiot, please if you want to be a police officer join the fucking police, if not fuck off'
>'let's have a conversation'
>'let's not have a conversation'

i realise this probably reflects badly on me, but i'm a mild mannered person in all other aspects of life. I just cannot stand the thought process going through these old people's minds that gives them the right to try to police my actions and speak down to me.

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