Be me

>be me
>20 years old
>in a basement
>no job
>no friends
>no car

>waht do Sup Forums?

Go outside

Dubs calls it

i just got home from a walk my dude.

Fat guy

fap

trying to not do that for a while hah

Maybe for a good laugh.

agree, do it

Go outside. Pick up a prostitute. Introduce her to mom .

You look like Josh Peck when he was fatter

YFW this will never be you

Getoff Sup Forums and get a life

Ryan reynolds? no shit.
Literally no one can live up to that man.

im... im scared.

I was talking about the one on the bottom

You could plan a murder. Or start a religion.

Take that shit off of your mouth
jerk off to a trap
kill yourself
get job at dunkin donuts
put ketsup on your nipples and post results

get off of Sup Forums, for starters

i only come to Sup Forums to post. Everything posted here is garbage anymore, and ill add to that.

>no friends
>no car
if you have no friends you don't really need a car. problem solved.
>in a basement
>no job
you don't really need your own flat or a house if you don't have a job.

everything is ok.

buy a cute, uncommon dog breed. Go out to the next bar. Brace yourself, Profit!

Wait 21 years and you'd be me! Isn't that something to be locking forward to?

Haha, best comment

Find a job, dress well, and you will be good my homie..bitches will come, friends, cowerkers..and sooner than you realized you have wasted your life working and you die..

Find a job, buy a car? Get friends??? I'm confused on why this is difficult for you.

well, without a car, a job is impossible to get. and without a job, a car is pretty hard to get.

Walk, bitch. You don't have many options.

You are still so young, plenty of tiem to change things user. Get a job, any job and start saving. Look into going to community college, take the bus, no shame. You'll make friends in college and graduate and get a better job. Don't sweat it.

get a sex change

I can't go to school
'Cause I ain't got a gun
I ain't got a gun
'Cause I ain't got a job
I ain't got a job
'Cause I can't go to school
So I'm looking for a girl with a gun and a job
Don't you know where you are

Lost in America

drink clorox maybe