Afternoon fags,I have this asshole in my class who preaches to me all day even though I'm an atheist...

Afternoon fags,I have this asshole in my class who preaches to me all day even though I'm an atheist.He tells me that I'm going to hell and that even though I'm going to hell,Jesus still loves me.Any of y'all know any verses about preaching to deaf ears or anything like that?Its really annoying so I need something to shut him up!

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"Frig off u filthy Jew"

What verse is that?

1 dick 2:12

how about you tell him to shut the fuck up with his autism

Thanks bro,dumb kike won't mess with me anymore

Rape his sister/mom/dad and ask "where is your god now?`"

Tried that

if dubs you go to hell

Lucky bastard

Oh shit OP

Ezekiel 4:12
>the part where god commands to cook food over specifically human shit

what country is he from. i bet hes a fucking retarded turk who cant SHUT HIS FILTHY FUCKING MAGGOT SCUM MOUTH

how can atheists deny jesus. Op is a fag and maybe that's why he doesnt believe in God.

We live in Louisiana,psycho Christians everywhere

I think op died and went to hell.

How can you not deny Jesus,ever heard of science dipshit

Op is still here

As an average person who goes on Sup Forums normally you probably don't have the mental capacity to realize he's just fucking with you and actually does not give a rats ass about you being an atheist. I doubt you've told him to actually stop either. In the event that you have,. you could always sock him in the fucking nose you pussy

What's that have to do with this?

> ever heard of science dipshit
believes in science that was made by God.
checkmate
-tips your fedora-

Slit his faggots family's throats and rape the hole from the cut. Should teach him a lesson.

The best way to vanquish your enemy, is to learn their beliefs. Read the bible. Study it. Learn more verse by heart than any of their pastors. Use their guidelines against them. It takes effort. It takes a brain. But, if you get off your lazy, whining ass and do something about it, you'll have an arsenal for the rest of your life.

Ops a faggot ofc he would go on b and post about his Jewish friend without actually confronting him.

There is a tree in Sweden that is 9,558 years old,yet the Bible says the earth is roughly 6,000 years old.Explain.

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Fuck extremism

Well, OP, as an Evangelical myself, it sounds like what he's doing is preaching exclusively and not also being loving towards you. You might want to point this out - compassionately if you can - and maybe invite him to listen to the reasons you aren't interested or that you disbelieve. Maybe then you could allow him to reply, and either you'd come away as friends, or agree to disagree.
I'm not going to try to supply you with a "gotcha" from the Bible you can use to tweak his Christian sensibilities with; but having been That Jackass Christian for many years - the kind who only preaches and never loves - I apologize on this annoying guy's behalf.

We all find our way back to god in the end xD

sweden is full of muslims and trees are not halal. check mate nigger

dubs confirm truth. repent now faggot op

The guy was my best friend until I turned atheist.Ive told him why I don't believe many times,yet he continues to preach

because you like penis?

No.Bc I just don't believe in religion

so fedora?

Fedora?

-tips-

But a high percentage of scientists believe in God.

and a high percentage of atheists are also faggots. preach on brother

a few hundred years ago maybe, and not that many
stop projecting pole smoker

Ezekiel 23:20

>a few hundred years ago maybe, and not that many
Showing ignorance here.

Oh you low life degenerate.
Just tell him that you want to hear it from the original Catholic Bible.
Also ask him about Thobias, then say why is it invalid ?
or just stop been a sodomite or a filthy degenerate jew and accept JesusChrist as your Lord and Savior.

I know this,even though I'm an atheist,I don't bash religion.

I see faggot boy.
I'll show you the true power of jesus

dubs again. look op God is calling you and he wants you to stop being a faggot fedora

just ignorant self righteous zealots, like the faggot in OPs class
i won't hold my breath, i doubt any cosmic power would do your bidding

True just become Bill Nye evolved into a cockloving flaming faggot doesnt mean all scientists are alike.
Mostly Scientists are in doubt but they do believe because they have shown pictures of what looks like an eye in the universe also a hand.
But OP should just accept God exists.

>shapes are people too

the heart of the cards will guide me

>jesusfag
>pic depicting the crowley hexagram inside a circle
>pic depicting a character from a show full of Egyptian based mythos

So you admit you know absolutely nothing about the Bible--so little you're trying to crowdsource /b--yet refuse to listen and, bizarrely, consider yourself wise and enlightened. Yet, too much of a weakling to just say, "I'm not interested, leave me alone or I'll report harassment."

This is why people fucking hate atheists.

that doesn't work on zealots

nice dubs but you're still gay.
jesus loves you

I'm so sorry, theists can/are idiots, say something classic stuff Deuteronomy 22:28-29, or 1 Timothy 2:12, sadly most theists will use some extreme form "mental gymnastics" and won't listen.

Tell him that you are jewish. That will sort him. I've had GodBoy fags do this to me as well. Just fucking lay it to him.

Trapp him. First ask what kind of weaponry a foot soldier would have during the old testament Era. Get him to agree upon a sword. Next bring up how multiple verses have God instructing his followers to kill entire villages. Men, women and children. Then ask him, in his opinion, what would be the most efficient way to strike down a child with your sword. Then ask what would be the best way for that soldier to deal with the fact that he just chopped up an innocent child. Would he go to God? Would god be like Hitler and just hype them up?

No I do not admit that,I was a Christian for a very long time,I studied the Bible and preached what I believed just like what he's doing.Im also not a weakling,I have told the guy repeatedly that I'm not interested in what he has to say.I posted this on Sup Forums to find a small comeback,so I wouldn't have to report harassment.

Agreed

Ya know,I might actually do that

do what shove dicks in your mouth?
what a great comeback.

Although you may not believe what I'm going to say, I think that my posting of this might actually help someone find there way to god.
God loves you user. Enough to give you the option of whether or not to receive his love. God doesn't make us do anything, it's though our own will that he will come into your heart. That guy is an asshole for preaching to you (I don't believe in it personally even though I am a Baptist). Just understand that he feels like he's trying to save you from an eternity absent from God's love. Rant over, enjoy your day.

god doesn't love fags
it's the devil trying to get him to do religion

I completely understand where you are coming from,I used to be a baptist myself.The guy does it constantly and in a degrading way.

> 2017

> not realizing that Jesus was bisexual

DEUS VULT

I was actually raised Catholic, I walked away from the church during the scandals and eventually from God all together. I met a woman after college who became my wife a few years later. She was the one who brought me back. It was my choice, no ultimatums from her. But if I were you I'd honestly just say what I told you. God calls us to spread his message, but we are to lead by example first. Most Christians in the US I personally do not believe will see heaven. But if it's alright with you user, I'd like your permission to pray for you. Even if you don't believe it, I'd like to at least ask God to let this guy leave you alone.

When you walked away from the church did you start to believe in something else like being agnostic/atheist or you just stop going.Sure,you can pray for me:)

op sucked his cock thats why he doesn't leave him alone

Pray for me im Catholic.

One of my favorite passages... for reasons.

Just ask him who he hates. Who pisses him off? Is he liberal? Conservative? He hate abortion? Gays? Terrorists? socialists? Commies? Muslims?

Matthew 6, the lords prayer includes the words
>and forgive us our trespasses
>as we forgive those who trespass against us.
A Christian is to forgive to be forgiven. It's a quid pro quo. If he does not forgive, then he is not forgiven. Not just his friends or colleagues; everyone. He is to forgive everyone who annoys him, everyone who displeases him, everyone who harms him. He is to forgive organizations, institutions, enterprises, governments, powers and principalities.

If he fails to forgive any of them, the he is unforgiven. He, too, will go straight to hell - just as he judges you (as he judges others). So will he be judged by God. By telling you that you're going to hell, he is securing his own place in hell.

And if he tries to tell you he has forgiven everyone and everything - then just quote, "thou shalt not bear false witness". And you're done with him. He'll stand there and fume for a while. But he'll leave.

It was a transition, I still believed in God at first. But being Catholic as a kid meant that if I went anywhere elseit was a sentence to hell.
I went full autist neck beard after a while, spouting no god, hating religion in general (not just the muzzies and kikes Sup Forums) quoting scientists who don't know the answers any better than you or I.

Why don't you realize consciousness is God, and that reality is merely the imagination of that consciousness. Every body, every life are the many infinite experiences of one thing. Life and death are the same door. Life is just a game, a learning experience. Every single possibility within this reality will happen and has, and will again, and again. Different timelines, different realities.

Everything and everyone has always existed. "I", "me", the self.. they are concepts to define the persona of a body and mind.. a life.. God/consciousness is just existing because it has to. It knows all and continues to learn. Everything that happens was predetermined. This reality timeline was already planned out.

Dig it. Atheism is retarded, though.. it's necessary and plans a major part in the plan of things.. so, I suppose you can only think otherwise if your plan calls for it.. The perspective of consciousness that is you may not have planned to be anything but an atheist prior to entering into this life.

You will get it when you die and realize that you've lived your current life (and others) infinitely.

You got more shit like this?

And what's it from

If you don't mind, what was your story? How did you go from Baptist to athiest?

It was a few years back.I went to church every Sunday with my grandmother,and on Sunday and Wednesday night I went to youth.I had a lot of fun there,made friends and went on mission trips all the time.Well the youth director hated me.When everyone would be in bible study or just chilling he would make me wash the church vans or some shit like that.Well I ended up stop going to youth and then church just to get away from this guy.Well when I stopped going I saw some video about atheism and it got me thinking,then I became atheist.If that sounds weird,it's bc im really stoned

You're on Sup Forums, in Sup Forums and say your are a Christian? What a fucking tool.

he was trying to make you into a man you sissy

Just ask him for proof that hell or heaven existed. And if said person says it's in the bible, just tell him good books are written every day

You won

Never said I was a good Christian haha

Its the Rapture lord kek is coming