>be, me in eight grade >am complete beta fag >have one friend which I play video games with all day >am 6/10 friend is 8/10 and is alpha >let's call him Joe >Joe is popular in my class but isn't the most popular kid in school >we have 3 parallel classes besides ours >anyway >am ofc jealous but try to expand my friend circle a bit more >doesn't go well since I'm kinda awkward to talk with >friend is invited to almost all of the parties >I never am (this is ofc not in the USA but Denmark where everyone is more chill about alcohol) >He doesn't invite me, keeps saying stuff like "you wouldn't like it" >eventually get invited, have a good time and gets a little closer to Joe >Joe starts talking to these 2 girls, he met at a party >Joe and I get closer >are bros now >I still don't open up towards him >dont know if I can trust him with big secrets >my dad cheated on my mom, which is why they got divorced >have trouble trusting people >eventually start faking it >not telling people the real stuff only bits and pieces >man up and tell Joe I haven't had my first kiss >he laughs at first but sees its very hard for me >he understand, and later tells me he kind of already knew >begin trusting him more but still doesn't tell him everything >we were walking towards a store close to school one day >me, Joe and a friend called P >Joe starts teasing me a little >tell him he's a fag >he immediately responds at least I had my first kiss >he laughs >P laughs
Cont.
Ian Miller
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Charles Sullivan
Ok op I'm listening
Alexander Butler
OP is any of this pretyped? I'll sit around to hear this out just wondering
Henry Fisher
Sitting and typing it out now so no not pretyped
you can wait around if you want next bit should be up soon
whole story might not be up today since i have exams tomorrow
William Edwards
Go on
Adrian Morales
i hope it's pretyped
Tyler Morris
Cont.
>I laugh it off but it hurts >know I can't trust him now >he does this several times >he introduces me to the 2 girls >their names are H and C >H is very short brown hair cute smile and nice butt >C is taller, gorgeous, thin and blue eyes >(pic kinda looks like her) >they go to the same school at us so we begin talking every day >eventually begins developing crush on C after only talking with her a few times >extremely beta I know >we go to parties and drink together and we start spending more and more time together >we have a group chat on messenger >call it the porn cave >was H's dad's idea >We eventually schedule a sleepover at C's house >Excited.jpg >the day finally comes around >find out she lives there with only her mom >she told me earlier she was a one night stand so not surprised her dad didn't stick around >H can't make got sick >we invite another girl (isn't important really she only showed up for a few hours) >we all lie in C's bed watching movies fooling around >I make her laugh a lot >feels good >see she's looking at Joe a lot >feels bad again
Cont.
Noah Foster
Read the comments guys it's not pre typed sorry decided the best way to accept all this bullshit was to try and get a story out
its 2 am in my timezone so bear with me
Robert Brooks
so OP is danish. were you from in Denmark OP.
Mason Thompson
don't distarct him with small talk, hes typing. Also, who fucking cares where in Denmark he's from.
Blake Butler
Its alright OP. Take your time, we are all listening.
Henry King
Go on
Asher Diaz
well piss of will ya. Denmark is small.. Do the fucking math.
Christian Hall
I am also listening but hope it's more than some whiny beta feels crap.
Angel Collins
we feel you OP
Cameron Anderson
Cont.
>we still lying there in her bed >see them kissing quickly >my heart stops >I start feeling physically ill >try and play it cool >tease them about a little >go to bathroom >sit on the toilet face in my hands >almost cry >the amount of feeling I had gotten for this girl in such a short amount of time >I come back after cleaning my face up >see them kissing again >stopping as soon as I enter >fuck you, Joe >try to blame him but it doesn't work >he doesn't even have a clue I like this girl >neither does she >they eventually start dating >have a shit ton more of those sleepover/movie nights >C and Joe are always cuddling >makes me so fucking sad and mad at the same time >see H is looking sad as well >always looking at them >she goes out in the hallway (we're at H's house this time) >I go talk to her >turns out it isn't because she's into Joe which was what I thought >she just wants what they have >say I do too >look at her >contemplating kissing her but she would stop me >why the fuck wouldn't she >why would she like me right? (to clarify I didn't kiss her) >oh well she goes a little away from all of us >lies for herself >fell bad for her >but I feel the same way
Cont.
Lincoln Martinez
Whats your favorite color, op?
Matthew Jackson
ok
Nolan Watson
Im from around Vejle
and no it isnt some feels bad bullshit im just posting this for myself
want to get this off my chest you know
Christopher Myers
should of kissed her retard
Colton Phillips
would not know you then! carry on.
Christian Kelly
agreed
Gavin Watson
This story is getting really gay. I'm just going to stop you eight here. Does she have a penis? Because If not I'm going to leave right now, tired of listening to all these gay ass stories. Protip: If she doesn't have a penis she isn't a real woman.
Charles Robinson
Go on OP, tell us your cuck story.
Kayden Foster
Pink
Noah Rogers
Keep going
Wyatt Gomez
rollin for you to start making out with Joe!!!
Leo Cox
Its gonna turn into cotton eyed joe i swear
John Jackson
>I re-enter the room >They are making out now >Say my stomach ache so ive got to go take a dump to get rid of the ache >They laugh awkwardly and say go ahead >Crying my eyes out in the bathroom now >I see red >Burst out of bathroom unable to cover up my tears >user, whats wrong? >I can't handle mysel at this moment >See red >Pull C by the hair and throws her at the floor >Call her a fucking slut >Ask if she likes giving guys false hope >Run out of room and home >Lay in bed crying >Devestated
Cont. >I run out of the room
Joseph James
Fuck, you're a turbo autist.
Logan Perry
Fuck off user, that shit just jumped the fucking boat.
Xavier Ramirez
Cont.
>C and Joe break up after a few weeks >C is broken >Joe broke up with her after a fight >was all a misunderstanding and I tried to help >Joe didn't want any of it >he dismissed all of it >in my opinion, he treated her like a fucking idiot >but hey >C and H hate Joe now >makes it difficult for me to hang out with any of them >Joe is what I would describe as a Chad >or Fuckboi >whatever you like Sup Forums >still didn't have my first kiss yet >still madly in love with C >C and H eventually forgive Joe but have lost respect for him >puts me in a good position >go to party all 4 of us again >C and I get really hammered >we play never have I ever >had only a small bottle so we finished quickly >C didn't join us at that time >as soon as I walk away to grab more booze H says "never have I ever made out with someone at a party" >dodged a bullet >knew if I said yes Joe would tell on me >find C >she so fucking beautiful >has a black dress on >showes her curves >we walk outside towards the other >have my hand on her waist >she spins me away and we walk in a different direction >away from anyone
Cont.
Levi Davis
kek!!! you beat up a girl!!! my hero!
Aiden Adams
I hope this is not op
Gavin Hernandez
Wasnt me who typed that other bullshit
Henry Diaz
I mean this in a non-pedo way, but she is a beautiful girl.
Juan Ortiz
trust me guys I'm not even closed to finish and it's not some tard out cotton eyed joe bullshit
in real life, his name just starts with J so i went with Joe
Adam Gutierrez
>so joe called me up after a few weeks >says he wants to have anal sex with my dad >i agree >my dad agrees >i break down, tears flowing, fall to the floor, >everybody walks the dinosaur >spaghetti falls out my anus and my tits cum man sperm >best summer ever, i lost my kiss virginity to a dogs ass
Alexander Howard
that's so funny! i thought you started to pretype this
Angel Moore
anyway so you guys can see when it's really me whos typing?
Aiden Howard
So you went from throwing her to the floor to playing spin the bottle
Jaxon Cook
Bumperino
Xavier Morris
This is me guys. You can tell....
Chase Moore
dubs! checked.
Cooper Mitchell
>I'm balling my eyes out now as I run out the room >With the adrenaline running my stomach gives in a little and can't hold in the shit giving me an ache >Run down the call tears and shit trailing behind me as I hear crying and yelling from C and Joe behind me >Hear Joe running after me in a rage so I pretty much jump down the flight of stairs leading to the first floor >Joe close behind me screaming obscenities >Shit, mucus, and tears still everywhere behind me >Joe reaches the top of the stairs but slips >Hear loud series of crashes as he falls down the stairs >He's not moving
Cont.
Zachary Jackson
Which one is the fake?
Juan Brooks
In this thread: we continue this gay OP story and make it better
Andrew Moore
wow me too!!!
Kayden Miller
Bait I refuse to believe someone this retarded exists
Grayson Adams
>Joe and I stood together at the party, eyes locked in deep harmony. >"give it to me baby" I squealed with delight. >Joe pulled down my pants and gave my anus a bloody good rutting >I kiss his shaft gently >The two made up girls cry and die
and thats how I lost my black cherry, signed OP.
Jonathan Ross
gonna pretype the whole shit and post later so the trolls wont screw it up
Dylan Rivera
don't give up! we can tell the difference!!!
Jose Wilson
Is it gonna be this thread or a new one
Michael Turner
No one gives a shit, fuck off.
Sebastian Long
on the same thread? or a new one
Wyatt Walker
either do that from the beginning or make the story more believable. You ran out of a bathroom and slammed your friends gf to the ground and literally no one cares afterwards?
Samuel Cooper
stfu gtfo if you dont gaf about the greetext get out
Zachary Sanchez
pls no
Samuel Flores
>People in my school eventually find out what i've done >Makes barking sounds at me in the hallway >Ask if i enjoy to lick dogs assholes >"Whats next, user? Little kids" >Furious in my room >No more tears left to cry out >Stare blankly out in my room tempted to just off myself >Realize this is all C and J's fault >I will make them suffer >All girls need to suffer >Get my dads sniper rifle
Cont.
Colton Bennett
rolling for Andy Sixx to stop by the party!!!!!
James Butler
I can't,I'm high
Blake Brooks
Kek, plez, contin
Gabriel Reed
OP didn't have to take a shit... OP didn't punch C...
...but that sheet was funny!
Wyatt Long
Know it's fake but laughed anyways
Carter Morris
Kek im dying
Ethan Bennett
Keeping thread alive xxdd
Joseph Clark
They're two separate stories, stupid thot
Zachary Lee
Bump
Jackson Johnson
not sure if op or troll
Caleb Nelson
Wasnt trying to troll. The story just sucked.
Kayden Carter
anyone who wants to hear the story ill prob post it all in 20-30 mins just keep and eye out
Ethan Butler
>Come to school next day >be enraged as fuck >this it it.jpg >Whip out my cock and shove it into the barrel I pull the trigger and the cum sprays all over my teachers face >the end
Kayden King
nuh huh!!! they are the same story... in two separate universes.
Julian Richardson
Bump
Isaiah Lee
Oh just post it.
Matthew Russell
>Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy >Fuck me daddy
Brody Kelly
This is a good story OP
Henry Torres
Just post it here op
Leo Thompson
Nice dubs
Evan Smith
u ever hang with a girl and just think >this bitch is so ugly and annoying then she get a boyfriend and you think >hmm... she ain't that bad ???
Jayden Cooper
Okay sweetie, i'll prepare my shitposts for you
Liam Phillips
>I would make them pay if it was the last thing I did >Came to school the following day >See my best friend >tell him that "you should really step outside user" >I whip out my sniper rifle and do a 360 >Await applause but am pelted with rocks because I'm a Schizophrenic
Hudson Robinson
Would you fuck this bitch?
Asher Anderson
Will op ever kiss a human? Will.op ever admit his deep gay love for his equally gay friend joe? Will i ever pay attention enough to figure out who all these fucking people with one letter names are? Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion to this gay faggots life!
Oliver Jackson
ITT; Reddit thinks it would be a good idea to post a shit story and gets pissed when it turns to shitpost central.
Zachary James
Hahahahahahah
Connor Allen
> Joe starts moving a sigh of relief >H looks at me grabs my hand and takes of running >I'm a shitty friend but Joe wasn't much better > I my eyes I did nothing wrong >H and I stop running at a park > We start laughing how we let Joe behind > She gets closer to don't know what to do to beta to be man >It happens she kissed me >It was short lived and awkard because I had no idea how to use my tounge > Things quickly escelade > She sees I have an erection > Before I knew I was in my underwear >She takes of her skirt to reveal her much larger 10inch erect Penis >It was so much larger >She spins me around >Steadily kissing my neck >Feels good jpg >I'm so confused > She messages my asshole and gets her ready > She forces her thick uncircumcised sweat covered cock in me >It hurts so bad but I'm I'm to deep >It's over as soon as it started
Cont
Lucas Barnes
would I? I think i have!
Adrian Anderson
So fucking hot.
Julian Barnes
Bump
Xavier Robinson
>so joe finds me in the bathroom crying i didnt mean it like that he caresses me gentle >I look up into his deep blue eyes so beautiful i dont know how i didnt notice them before >his hand goes lower and lands on my ass giving it a nice squeeze >im hard as a rock now he notices smiling >he pulls down his pants and inserts his monster cock into my anus i cum over and over again > he eats my ass out and keeps the cum in his mouth > he kisses me and i swollow all the cum
and that was my first kiss
Lincoln Smith
this is soooooo worth the wait!!!
Elijah Martinez
Go on...
Elijah Adams
Nice trips
Parker Cox
*cries* that was a beautiful story!
Jose Edwards
Lies
Christian Cook
Worth the wait. Broke a tear to my erection.
Henry Johnson
Moor!! buuurpp!! Morty!!! I don't know what fucking universe we are in!!!