Help me I have to pass a drug test tomorrow and I smoked weed like last week

Help me I have to pass a drug test tomorrow and I smoked weed like last week

drink a fuck ton of water and eat a lot of bran

Or i should say fibre

lol enjoy jail fag, get someone's clean piss fuckin duh..

If I can get someone's pies isnt there a temperture it has to be at or something

Unless you're in the military or some government shit you probably will not be watched when you take the test. Go to a head shop/sex shop/smoke shop/novelty store and ask if they have FETISH urine, it is synthetic urine but if you say synthetic they might not sell it to you. It is probably going to be expensive 40$ to 60$ and will likely come in a "kit". Follow instructions and make sure you start about a hour to hour and a half before your test. Use a sock to store it under your ball suck. Good luck!

Temp needs to be between 90 - 100 degrees Fahrenheit to pass.

This is a terrible plan, you will fail the test this way.

and good luck keeping a pie that warm that long...

Golden Seal Root + lots of vinegar.

have someone that doesn't smoke weed piss in mini shampoo bottle right by the clinic and place bottle in sock, get rubber bands and strap to leg. pay person 50 bucks for the early inconvenience. DONE

>drink clean piss from someone who doesnt smoke
>pee in the cup
>???
>profit?

A very simple, cheap and effective way to clean your system is to drink one half gallon of bleach, 90 minutes before your test. Make sure to use Clorox, NOT some cheap store brand, as the store brands do not have the same chemical compounds as Clorox and will not work properly. God luck, user.

worked for me

You're not gonna fail if it's been a week. Don't waste your $$$ on other shit. Been there user. Trust me. If it's been a week you're fine

Get someone else's piss. Fill an unlubed condom with it and tie it shut. Tie a string to it so you can tie it to your undies. Don't tie it to the waste band, sometimes they check. Tie the string to a safety pin and pin the whole rig to your underwear. Go buy a hand warmer from your local wal-mart for 97 cents. Tuck the piss filled rubber and hand warmer into your taint. Use the safety pin to poke a hole in the tip and squeeze into specimen cup. If the temp is too low, use the hand warmer on the cup, or just rub the temp strip on the cup until it's close to 100° usually between 90-100 is what they're looking for. Don't go too hot. I've done this for every piss test I have ever taken and worked everytime.

nah dude weed is in your pee for years

He ain't on parole nigger

A month is the general safe zone, with minimal physical exertion.

I will help you by suggesting you stop using drugs if you know you could be drug tested, dipshit.

You can drop dirty. don't worry about it. unless you're fat as fuck you have nothing to worry about. plus most courts let you fail 3 times before you violate probation. you'll be ooookay

Wouldn't work for parole or probation. They mean-mug your member for those ones.

HEIL HITLER!

You have to conceal the bag in your anus to keep it at body temp

yeah they check the temp right there after you hand the sample, keep it steamy.

use someone else's piss sprinkle some on the edges and outside of the cup to make it authentic