Prove you're not like the average 4channer

Prove you're not like the average 4channer

I am not a faggot and I get dubs everytime

I get trips every time, unlike this faggot

I get trips every time, unlike this faggot

I never get trips.

I don't have a girlfriend

lmao

I'm happily married, have a great job, and I'm only a tiny bit overweight.

I don't have to prove anything to you.

I've spent way more time on reddit, I have a girlfriend, am not a virgin, and I'm only a little bit racist.

Pic related

Bullllllshiiiiit

I showered this month.

im hardcore ancap

>Warframe wiki

user I have some news for you.

I took a picture of my wife's breasts and posted on here without her knowing.

prove im not
>inb4 you cant

What is it doc?

Nigger, we going far back.

im handsome, young, wear designer clothing, does lsd, play league

oh fuck

i left the house today and saw natural light

I also have a nice car live in an exotic location, and speak several languages.

but I am

its much harder to see girl boobs in real life

i rent a house and have a girlfriend

Checkd

how do i into this chart?

It's an extension called web timer

No u

I have no idea what the average 4channer is/looks like because I hold out hope the people who actually post are just a vocal minority

I don't approve of racism

It seems you're the biggest neckbeard here.
(I mean this both as "the most" and "the fattest")

Shit i thought i was the only nigger here

This is how it's done faggots.

pleets zstop

I'm too scared to download this

I'm 20, a double major in college, in a frat, /fit/, my attractive 22 year old girlfriend is already lined up to make $100k oout of grad school and I'm in the process of preparing for the LSAT so I will be a lawyer.
Not a single friend of mine even knows what this website is, I don't know how I fit in here.

...

The undercover normie

Were you a faggot in your teens till you got your shit together?

I don't think people start using this during their happy times.

I'm actually pretty average in weight, but uh... I did have an addiction

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If it's still on the chrome store, then it's fine, because google are pretty careful with extensions.

I'm over 30, married, with a full time job making 85K a year, and am not a total cocksucking faggot.

>total
hmmm

just a mild one

Yep in middle school and a lot of high school I was weird as fuck. Outgrew my acne and started trying to not be weird and honestly it wasn't as hard as I thought.

noice.

No, I mean that info will depress me.

I don't own a desktop.

It doesn't count from before you download it, so you can become a new man!

I am a real biological female without any mental disorders.

Beat that faggots

Check em faggot

I'm 28, unemployed, skinny, long hair, not shaved for a couple months so have beard, single.

Fuck.

At least I'm not a fat fedora wearing neckbeard virgin who wanks to Chinese cartoons!

There's always someone worse than yourself :P

i first had sex as a teenager

>I am a compulsive liar on the internet.

>Did have
>Last played less than a week ago

I have more news for you...

i'm not racist or sexist but i AM a depressed, jobless, alcoholic beta virgin sooo... i'm mostly average

You're just mad because you didn't get dubs

>26/3
>Less than a week

I've got some news for YOU...

That's a 3, user, and even then I didn't get past the launcher.

Society has gotten to such a point that Sup Forums is the most sane place to be found.

I am a gril

476 hours on the launcher?

I don't live at home

>476 hours on the lawn chair

But I am

If you have cookies enable then people already have your personal information. extensions like wot have been know to sell your personal information.

6 figure income and fucked over 25 good lookin women. Not gonna lie though I still can relate to you fags sometimes and it scares me that I might just go full blown Sup Forumstard

I am a 19 year old virgin.
I have no goals in life
I have no skills
No career prospects either
I am slightly autistic and have few friends
I enjoy playing niche game and fapping to 2D women
I wouldn't exactly be mad if I got hit by a track tomorrow

Sorry to dissapoint you OP

30 years and only you generates 85k?
What a loser

>Doesn't live at home
>Not calling the house you own "home"

Only 400hrs step it up man~
Here is my addiction.

Hitler was a very bad man and was incredibly wrong

I'm married. I'm autistic, but people seem to love me in a social setting for some reason. I don't fap to anime.

Im too shiny for Quads

I do not masturbate thinking about traps

at what temperature do you cook hotdogs the best?

Launcher counts, yes, but I meant that last time I played I didn't get past the launcher. There was an update, so I went to play league instead.

I'm married

Hello

I got dubs at least thats a start

>implying you know what quads are

>Believing these lies
>Believing personal information collection is malicious in any way and not to specifically tailor your web experience to be as enjoyable as possible

user plz, tinfoil hats have been out of fashion since 01/01/2000

I have a full time job but live with my parents
I'm a virgin but not kissless
I have friends but I rarely see them

I am true neutral fag

grow up & do meth like a real man

Soz fam, but this faggot who chose to fuck the same woman till he dies (or till she has emotionally manipulated him enough) got us.

I like niggers

i didn't notice that you just got dubs

>Witnessed

If you actually think this is true you're 110% neckbeard

top kek

That... That's not any better. Probably should have left that part out actually...

...

Nah, I emotionally manipulate her. It works for us. Well, for me at least.

between 450-600 degrees

I am married , have 2 adult kids, and turn 55 next month

I create content. It's shitposting content but it is content.

Attached is my handiwork from a Sup Forums thread a few days ago.

I played sports once...

...

yeah me too

Fuck