ITT Hobo weaponry

ITT Hobo weaponry.
This is a knife inside of a cardboard cylinder.
It's like a spear but also a short sword.
I call it "Fuck you these beans are mine"
Go and make hobo weapons Sup Forums.

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Have another pic

bump for originality...refreshing once in a while

Do you have similar shit?
Also bumping with dubs

I'm gonna find a way to combine these things.

I once tied a bunch of rocks together so they spread out into a net when thrown. Looked like pic related, but more ghetto.

Threw them at some geese, but missed. Shit flew pretty well though. If a nigger went for my beans I'd break his knees with it.

Thats fucking awesome, do you have much freetime?

It's a hammer made from a hanger and some tool I found.
I'll call it "This is my dumpster now"

None at all

Im gonna take over this thread with some hobo related shenanigans i've found and built over the years

pic related, its a hobo pipe i made out of some wood i found in my back yard

This is good thread
Bump

that tool looks like can crack open a human scalp

Here's another angle of this cocksucker

WTF Are your toes larger than a log?

Probably.
It's pretty heavy.

Pretty nice, was it your first time shaping?

Bottle opener+Knives+Belt
Name: "I don't have any fucking booze right now"

Another angle.

I've worked on a few small projects here and there. this is definitely my best work though.The indentations in the handle are actually natural channels made by termites.

pic related, here's an old axe I fixed up. had to replace the handle and remove the rust from the head

Amen. Thats E.T. levels..

But does have a nice pipe

Do you use duct tape in any of your artefacts? Aren't they weaker because of the belt?

Yeah that pic makes my toes look like a fuckin gorilla. i can assure you i have normal toes

pic related, not my creation, but pretty fuckin hobo. picked it up at a swap meet in some nearby town

So it can be use as brand new? Is it sharp? Do you use this axe?

I hope you guys are making hobo weapons.
I'd hate to do this alone.

I don't have enough clutter in my apartment for that but I'm lurking

Holy shit this actually cool, weird, and amazing, this must have many useful aplications, also looks like if the police catch you with that they might think you are going to hurt somebody

It's designed to be disposable.
I pretty much just find something and think "This'll do"

>the belt

MOAR GOD DAMN IT IM HARD

>some tool

It's called a fucking socket wrench. Do you even?

Yeah, that's cool dude, you have nice imagination and craft skills honestly

Yeah I've used it before. not for edgy hobo murder, but for, yknow, cutting branches and prepping firewood and related shit.

its pretty sharp. I have a bench grinder and i cleaned the edge up pretty well.

pic related, its thomas the dank engine. you can actually smoke out of this mf

No actual hobo would waste time with a fucking cardboard tube if he's already holding an actual knife.

Holy shit this thread is gold, this items are gold please moar m8

I'm listening to this music while I'm lurking on this thread, refreshing obsessively for the next weapon. I find that kind of funny somehow:

youtube.com/watch?v=B5WbSrorUyI

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I call this one "Nothing personal kid"
Spear and a sword!

OMG tell me how that's made.

I used hot glue razor blades nails and popsicle sticks to make a butterfly knife once

Close up of the knife.

LOL'D

Change of pace from hobo creations - here's a hobo discovery i made in my yard

This fuckin wolf spider had to be at least 2 inches long.

captured it in a fishbowl and fed it crickets for a few days.

turned out it was a pregnant spider and i couldnt stand for that. filled the fish tank with lighter fluid and torched the fucker.

semi guilty for this action, but i'll be god damned if i let 4,000 spiders free in my yard

Where's the user that knows drywall like people know fingerprints? Kek.

Good job user.
Now grab a belt and make something.

This my home made knife made of copper wire a metal stick super glue and plastic tubes from butterfly needles

>wolf spider
>pregnant
> filled the fish tank with lighter fluid and torched the fucker
wtf?
do you have more pics?

That looks so sick
Is it sharp?

That is Sooo Hobo. A junkie hobo super weapon.

You ready for this?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588784/Deadly-improvised-weaponry-used-Ukrainian-protesters-ousted-president.html

Nice

Are you going to attach a tie?

Not very sharp now its got too much resin on it but does job just..

You idiot, she was your friend who came to you so you could infest your enemies with her spawn of creeping fear.

Sorry user, no more pics of that.
I could greentext a a story about the poor thing though if you want

pic related, its a old school screw jack i found at my old highschool.

administration was tearing down an old building from ~1900s. i go check it out. in the basement there's this old fucking jack sitting on blocks in the corner.

>turns out that corner of the building was being held up by a shitty jack

I call these:

"Don't fucking tell me to get a job. You're not safe even behind car windows."

Yes

>Making hobo weapons by tying knives to flimsy shit

Why not just fucking stab them with the knife if you're not going to be creative and make actual improvised shit like

I didn't think the thread would actually kick off.
I don't own much.

Whatever weapon you make with that, the tie should either become your rambo headband or you should wear it proper around your neck with a dirty polo shirt.

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You mean the pipe or the person holding it?

Why the fuck are your toes as long as your fingers?

Well, watch out for that tetanus

I call it the spike

That's a Naginata, nigga.

zing! lol that's pretty good

here's a fun pic: I found this gun at a yard sale WAY out in the country. it was cheap so decided to buy it.

a little backstory on it:

its a remington model 1858 army revolver

Its not actually FROM the civil war though, much to my dissapointment. its an italian replica. from a company called Uberti.

shoots .44 caliber lead balls. still works, wont ever fire it though.

Wooden plank+Belt+String+Tie+Snow shovel.
Name: "Homeless bills banner"
It's a mace and a "Flag"

Very nice

Looks like some new vegas shit

That's cool. I never did this because I don't have any wasps but you should fill a ballon full of wasps and use it as a hobo weapon

Fuck you buzzkill

holy shit that sounds amazing

Another angle

It's like wolverine got addicted to heroin or something.

KEK'D for the "flag"

can you fill them with aids to make them poisonous?

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WIN

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Checked

MOAR

By the Emperor

Well im out boys - Hope you enjoyed the axe/spider/gun/knife.

this place has turned into a shitty get thread, so im jumping ship

hehe

Wow

You sure?

I really did enjoy user

if I wasn't at work I'd be strapping shit to other shit right now in support

Checked

What's that?

In my country club we ain't bout that bullshit

1 piece telescoping wand

Some sort of vacuum cleaner crowbar. You can break in and then suck up the valuables.

combine those and you'll make a black hooker

>those toes

You can infect them with hepatitis to deal extra poison damage

Suck them titties too if you know what I'm sayin

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