Is religion real?

Is religion real?

Does religion exist?

Join my cult and discover for yourself!

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Religion comes from the latin religio, the bond between man and the gods.

The word gods comes from the old English, so rather than yawn our way through the wrong language, let us consider what those crafty Romans called the gods.

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Those wily neo-etruscans used the word Deus for god, hence the English word diety.

Based on this historical scholarship, we can therefore conclude that religion is real and does exist.

Quod erat demon stratum.

I feel like I learned a lot from reading these lies.

Fuck your cult and your chat and your cooking and your twitch alice

Never forget, dear, that as a cult grows, the biggest danger is from those who started it with you.

W-wow the butthurt is real.

You know you love it.

Even unsuccessful mystery cults such as yours have detractors.

The true test is if you can seduce the detractors...can you, baby?

Remember, publish or perish!

S-sorry dear, I'm not religious

Shall I do that on the "altar of Alice "?

Interesting to notice how you appear to now think religion has a real existence, since you aren't religious....

Something to consider: what if this is an effort to seduce and recruit YOU for a cult? You are pretty famous and, as Scientology and Subgenius teach, you can never go wrong with celebtity members....

How does you not being religious prove it is real and exists, you didn't ask?

Simple.

You also aren't a plippy ploppy cheese nose, but that's because it ain't real (refer to the sandman wake).

Also, you have yet to prove you have a nose, plippy ploppy or otherwise.

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Alice tried to claim that churches weren't real...before "she" banned me from her cult...i mean chat.

Will I get to lewd the Alice and Reimu?

Do u even cult, bro?

I believe in the doctrine of FSM and almighty noodle

My Sup Forumsretheren, i was culting it up in the last millenium.

sauce on the girl on the right?

Checked.

Card carrying pastafarian minister here.

Kek

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fuck thats hot. got a kik?

Not unless you have the renaissance version...what with her having likely been dead for a few centuries....