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Things you don't understand about England and its people

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the level of inbreeding

The food desu, fish and chips and eel pie, wtf.

Why they like to be drunk

their genetics

why they're so great

The misplaced, almost delusional arrogance that they all display

it's good stuff
but anyway due to having infertile land compared to a lot of mainland Europe we evolved to be unfussy eaters

why they're god's greatest creation

wat the fuck you gonna do about it, clogboi

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This
>Lol yanks are so dumb

Us Americans understand enough about them

This. It disturbs me

*beats you to a proper pulp*

Why they hate white Poles but have become an Arab Muslim country..
Oh wait..
I think I get it

balconing

fish and chips is spanish and it's good

Well of course it confuses you. Your people have 0 national pride.

Wtf is this nonsense. Nothing wrong with the land. It's the industrial Revolution and massive urbanisation that fucked up your cuisine.

this

Their love of toast sandwiches.

why they're so stoopid

why they don't have major cities on the coast, or any emblematic monuments.
It's like it's not even an island, the pictures you see of britain never have see in them

also the chip butty

the cities were built in land incase of an attack, a city by the sea makes it an easier target

why they seem so smug and sarcastic when I talk to them

Never had eel pie, but I'm sure it's better than it sounds

And fish and chips are great, mate, greasy enough to make you feel I'll afterwards

>what is Liverpool
>what is Bristol

Yeah what is Liverpool and Bristol?

liverpool i

why is easier to understand them singing than talking, usually it's the opposite with every other nationality


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and Cardiff

Because singing basically removes our thick regional accents

the hype about "the english lads" whenever there's the WC

How do they not realise they're that basically like that kid in school who tries desperately to mimic the most popular kid (america), while just embarrassing themselves among their true equals

Why they can't handle their alcohol

Mostly meme food for the lower classes. They've been cribbing from the French for almost a thousand years now and much of their current disgusting shit came around (or was revived from the middle ages) as a result of rationing during WWII.

>for the lower classes
Most of the country is working class, I mean you make it sound like they're a minority they make up this nation. My grandparents and my uncle are middle class but my parents and myself are working class, does that even make sense?
That is the truth

their irrationnal hate of the french

THIS
Holy shit they are so arrogant

>inb4 le arrogant french meme
I never understood where that meme came from and why we don't say the same about the brits

how can they like pakis and nigerians so much

>cribbing from the french
this is simply not true

we don't desu

They see them as pets and are sympathetic to them because they think they come from nothing and are like stray dogs you keep around to feed table scraps to(mainly the virtue signalling middle class).
Polish however are seen as competitors to the working class, I hope I've enlightened you 110% truth I have given you
t. knower

Yes it is. Go look at pre-war cookbooks and pre-war menus.

the concentration of anal annihilation in this thread is approaching dangerous levels

Do you count England citizens of mostly Scottish and Irish ancestry as English?

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yes

We don't have irrational hatred for the French, only banter them.

>fish and chips is spanish
What the fuck are you talking about

war rationiong was hard for everyone, not just for them

Because the Brits can take a joke.

Their beer. The way they it's poured triggers the FUCK out of me. The bartender usually puts the tap inside the fucking beer and then leaves a tiny layer of foam. The foam should be two fingers, you bunch of barbarians

meal deals

alri lads

why they let all those muslims in

Yeah, but the bongs never got over it.

300 years ago the brown people of places like india were asking why let in all those whiteys

it's only fair

>tfw greggs don't have crisps in the meal deal anymore but at least you can get a free sausage roll with a student card

There's an entire generation and a half that still have that mindset. It's weird.

I'm British and even I didn't know we do that!

That'll be half a million pounds plus stamp duty.

The more I think about this the more I want to try it

thats only the english, the scots and welsh arent like that

>greggs
fuck off southerner

>the scots and welsh arent like that

Because they're never been important or relevant.

(it's funny because i'm not even english)

>going for a sausage roll instead of a chicken bake or sausage and bean melt

mate...

it goes well with a side of toast

I don't make the deals kiddo

That's how it's poured here too you mongolod.

>Southerners will never know the delight of a proper pie

Plus Portsmouth and Southampton.

Why do you have this moral laws about porn? Some of them are really stupid