Open the door and see this

open the door and see this

what do?

Back the fuck out. Top looks like he's about to cut a bitch.

Ask what happened to all the fucking hotpockets that I bought in the freezer.

Get the gun. Clearly there are intruders in my home.

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Call me a faggot, motherfucker. See what fucking happends.

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Go to next stall and do the same

Turn 360 and walk away

Cum profusely.

Faggot detected

newfag detected.

There's four people in this photo.

One taking the photo. Two fucking and some fag at the top right trying to get some shuteye.

Close the door and go back for gasoline.

perfectly played

gonna need a source, op

Tell them to make their bed and fuck on it like real adults.

Then get in my Superman costume and watch from the closet.

Maybe he's doing CPR. The guy could be drowned.

Drowning in spunk, maybe.

FraternityX - The after party

you're a godsend user

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Call Immigration.

jerk off and watch

rad matthews takes dick like a champ

turn 360 and walk away

Join in

LMAO Dude you'd be walking straight to them are you retarded?

unload a mag onto them

Nice Tumblr joke you massive wank

"Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha"

so fucking sexy

thanks dad

new fag

baited your bait new friend

This is nothing. I opened my dorm room door on my first day of Sophomore year at Colgate and my new room mate was masturbating with a coat hanger jammed up his rectum.

get the flammenwerfer

did he bust a huge nut?

say

"Haha looks like your studying for prostate exams."

*shut door*

A classic, you cant go wrong with that.

>Close door
>Write DO NOT DISTURB on sticky note
>Place note on door's exterior
>Move on with my life

Realize I can never be attracted to men, and in fact I'm so in love with every women I meet at Target and sometimes H-E-B, that I become profoundly aware that I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.

"Dude that's fucking gay!"
As I immediately turn around and walk your the door with a visible face of disgust.

Do 360 and shove my cock up the top's pimpled ass.

>open the door and see this
>what do?

exit the ShareBlue dorm

Why do you call your cum "mag"?

KILL THEM FOR POSTING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS THREAD BUNCH OF FAGGOTS.YOU GUYS ARE LIKE CANCER