Aright Sup Forums Sup Forumsros. I'm deadset fucking serious. My brother is 13...

Aright Sup Forums Sup Forumsros. I'm deadset fucking serious. My brother is 13. Two years ago he got this little poodle and it was kinda cool yeah. Now the piece of shit never fucking shuts up and I hate it so much. As soon as I get home it's barking at me and tryna bite my leg off and kill me and it's pissing all over the floor and bringing half-dead birds onto my bed and stuff.

When I'm home alone, it sits on the couch and stares at me, shaking like crazy. As soon as my brother gets home, it's tryna kill me.
Sometimes I get up at like 1am to take a piss and the slightest sound I make, shes barking like a dying dragon and waking up EVERYONE.

Today when I got home I was honestly hoping she was dead already. But no. she was in my fucking bedroom. This dog actually stresses the fuck out of me like crazy and makes me wanna die.

Anyone tell me how i can get rid of the fucking thing? It's my brothers dog so mum isnt allowed to sell it (she hates it too) and he loves her to the point where I'm sure he fucks her at night.

I dont wanna like kill her because I don't wanna get charged with animal abuse n shit. But I want her gone. I never want to see her again. In fact, I'm the only one home now for another half an hour, so I locked her outside. She's an inside dog. Mum doesn't understand that she's a fucking animal and is supposed to live outside. I like hearing her yap. She's scared being outside.

> Help me Sup Forums, you're my only hope.
(she's legit barking at absolutely nothing right now ffs)

just let the fucking thing "run away" like open the side gate or front door or whatever and let it run wild

hopefully it will attack someone and get put down, or just let it bite you and tear shit up

>run away

Yeah fam I've tried that. it just runs to my nans house and sits there until my brother gets it. And it's too weak to bite into my leg. I've tried that too.

sell it to a chinese restaurant then, i'm sure they'll find a use for it

Is the little shit chipped? You could find someone who wants a dog to "dog-nap" it when you're home alone, just say you were in the shower or some shit when your brother asks you about it.

Just let it be and stop being a little bitch, no animal deserves to die because you're a faggot

You're fucking retarded. Kill yourself faggot. If you get a pet dog you're supposed to treat it like a family member, not leave it chained up outside with no interactions. Your brother sounds like the only normal person in your household faggot.

Say it ran away....
But before that drive it to the boonies, ditch him, then peel out.

He already fucking said he doesn't want to kill it, dumbass.

He just wants the thing gone, he's not asking how to kill it

It's not even his dog you fucking cunt, learn to read

Get the dog trained.

there are more ways a dog can die other then by killing it you retard

I'm saying his brother is doing the right thing by treating it the way he does, I don't give a fuck that ops whining ass doesn't like it.

Poison it

"By treating it the way he does"? OP doesn't even say how his brother treats his dog. Quit reaching.

Checked.
Also seconded, except OP should find a place to meet up with an user (or just someone who will take care of it) in his area and give the dog away one day. OP can then just deny all knowledge of the dog's whereabouts and move on with life. No "dog-napping" required... If he's willing to hear his bro bitch and whine about it all the time.

Cant you just take the dog somewhere really far away so it doesnt come back?

>posts picture of dog with gun to its head
>I dont wanna like kill her because I don't wanna get charged with animal abuse

If op wasn't such a faggot, he'd kill the dog. It's obviously what he wants to do. He just doesn't want to face the consequences.

>too weak to bite into my leg
Dog will probably die if he runs away or if not taken care of

Learn to read faggot

Move out of your mother's house and you can call the shots.

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Dont hurt the dog id just talk to your mom about it and see if you can arrange for it to live outside or something

Sprinkle rat poison in its kibble, after it eats, dispose of poisoned food, replace with same amount of fresh food. When it dies and if the vet says it was due to poison the family will think "aw it got under the kitchen sink into the chemicals. "

if it's that small of a dog, OP could just put it in a trash bag and throw it in the freezer for a few hours.

or like you said, OP is a fag.

I'd agree with taking the dog and giving it away, but witnesses, man. Also, sounds like the dog would just give him shit the entire way.

Easy solution. Stop living with your mom and brother.

I'm sure that if you search Yelp you'd find a lot of dog psychologists who could help you.

>he loves her to the point where I'm sure he fucks her at night.
>She's an inside dog.

Yeah, i'm sure the way his brother treats the dog is real shitty, isn't it?

Checked. This. OP is faggot. Jesus. A poodle.

it sounds like this dog is bored, get your brother to exercise it or do it yourself and it will calm down

Now. This is a shittier way of dealing with it.
But.
Get some anti freeze, put it in a bowl or whatever somewhere hidden outside but somewhere it can get to. It's sweet so the dog will lap it right up. By the end of the day you'll have no more barking

Checked. This. Stop being a faggot too.

> I was honestly hoping she was dead already
>I dont wanna like kill her because I don't wanna get charged with animal abuse n shit

Kill yourself faggot. Problem solved.
>I like hearing her yap

Be the alpha. Shit on the floor? Outside. Bite me? In a choke hold you go. My dog actually has an old kennel that's way too small for her i like to put her in. Nowadays when i put her in a lock she calms down. But if she still kicks and tries to get her jaws on me, she's going in the goddamn kennel.

Hahahaha oh my god this is too funny! This dog is making you into its little bitch. I hope you get raped by this dog. I hope this dog shits all over your bed. I bet this dog loves waiting for you while it's sitting on your bed so it can start biting your fucking ankles. The only reason your dog shakes when it's next to you is because it's trying to control itself because it keeps thinking about how it's going to rape you later in the night.

This. Drop some chocolate on the floor. She will get very sick and a high chance to do.

>car
>put dog in back
>drive far away
>throw it out
>problem solved

ask the dog to stop bullying you, maybe that's the only way

Need some mods in here on these trips, professor.

My mom has a dog like this that acts exactly the same, because its last owner abused it. It freaks out around me when if I'm in the same room as any one else, but is okay when it's just me, just gives me the stank eye. Sounds like your brother's dog was abused, yo. You probably look similar to the last owner. If you got it since it was a puppy and it does this, then I dunno.

Hitting it now would only make it worse. If you really want to have it stop, the only way is to start being nice to it. Have your brother hold it while you pet it to show you're not a threat. Just keepp doing that and hopefully It'll warm up then.

Finally some decent advice.

We got her for free as she was a breeding bitch on a farm and got pretty abused by the ladys partner.

I'll try take your advice and be nice to it for a week and see what happens. Thanks fam

Here's the most sane solution. Leave your mommy's house somewhere else to live. Your brother is child, so leave his dog alone

Grow a dick and buy earplugs. You're on a road to being a really shitty human being.

Well, dogs are dumb as fuck and will lick any kind of liquid they find on the ground. Place some engine coolant somewhere and wait for death. It's also untracable.

Dude it takes more than one week to recondition a dog. Expect noticeable results after 4 or 5 months

Fucking retarded nigger

This.
How about you quit being a fucking little pansy bitch and face the real world rather than being cucked by a dog.

Glad you're actually being cool about the dog and not trying to kill it or get it lost. That's just... Cruel.
How about you let the poor thing inside. Don't you think she's been tortured enough?

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Do what that dog whisperer did to cartman on south park.
Or give it to the chinese

Training a dog is a journey inward. It needs to be walked dipshit