Become the most powerful man in the world

>become the most powerful man in the world

>can't even get your mail-order Russian bride to sleep in the same bed as you

even Jeb is laughing

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You know he beats off watching bulls fuck her. Trump epitomizes the cuck lifestyle.

I actually like Trump but it's true he's pretty pathetic with the ladies.

>inb4 shill
For those of us born before 1990 It's possible to like a politician and still see flaws.

He does not need her, Ivanka take cares of all hes needs.

>even Jeb is laughing
Jeb honestly doesn't seem like the kind of guy that laughs at another person's misfortune

How awesome would it be to see Trump divorce his wife, and Fire the first lady?

I'm still SOOO disappointed that he never said "Obama, you're fired!"
I was looking forward to it for months

can she even really be called the first lady if she doesn't even live at the white house in order to represent the US? even that whole florida 'white house' gets me...it's so far from what should be respect for the office of the presidency. then again the whole goddamn thing is a mindfuck in itself.

Free kekistan.

Obama will go down in history as one of the most notable presidents whereas trump will be impeached and regarded as a joke lelz

>likely responsible for more deaths of terrorists than will ever be achieved by any other single president

>pussy

pick one

that day was hilarious.
you could see in Trump's eyes how terrified he was

trump will also be one of the most notable because of how fucking crazy the entire situation is

can't even get her to sleep in the same state

this is the look of a man who hasn't touched a woman in over a decade

Obama wasn't fired, cashiered or sacked.

He finished his second term and left at the appointed time.

Sharing a bed fucking sucks, one should be so lucky to have a partner who will do that.

nah... populist bufoons are quickly forgotten

How autistic are you?

That's because Cheeto-man is a closet faggot. He collects trophy brides to compensate. But he has always been Roy Cohn's catamite and now he's Putin's cock-holster!

Don't believe me? Just look at the way he holds his lips.

Cocaine won him the presidency

Why the fuck would that old lady be sleeping in bed with him and the blonde one in the back?

He had a three-inch dick when he was younger.

Still better than that shillery and her cum swallowing fans

i wish the cheeto joke would end
it's just old and was never funny in the first place. and it just makes it worse that in the pic you posted he's white

You know...

I was just thinking about this today.

And first, let me say this; I hate Trump.

I think he's an idiot, moron, pompous dumbass, who can't even formulate coherent sentences. Does not understand how anything works, including government, money, or loans, or anything; literally anything.

He has no way with the ladies.

He's a terrible father.

He's an awful negotiator.

A terrible business man.

And I also think he might be going senile.


But one thing I have to hand it to him.

He got his way. With all his flaws, he got his way into the white house.

He passed absolutely no laws and got absolutely nothing done.

And I kind of pity him for that. I wish he'd have just one success so he didn't look so bad. Although, he would try to make himself look good by bragging about it non-stop.

I think Trump is sub-human.

All the worst characteristics a human being can possibly have, Trump has them 10x.

But yeah. This shows you how reality works. You bully your way through, and you get what you want.

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He hasn't fucked that old whore since he knocked her up. He's a fucking billionaire, he fucks who he wants.

She's busy with her other man...

Trump is a good president.

if you don't want to be called a cheeto don't fucking spraytan

They seem like a happy couple.

pic made me laugh..

fuck that's hot

I bet they have really good sex

He's fucking 70

He was described thusly by people in Scotland and northern England a couple of years ago after they had to deal with him and his golf course. The nickname is well-deserved.

She is just the hired help. Her purpose was to birth his child and she's paid well for it.

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but as i pointed out you look like a fucking idiot becuase he doesnt spray tan anymore.
now seeing anyone that says cheeto bla bla is just a way to identify a buttblasted shillary baby

He's still orange, bro.

haters gonna hate

i wish i was friends with Barron

Of course he is. Putin's finest.

You chowderheads bought into a third-rate con man. Good for you.

I can ignore a lot about the man but jesus tittyfucking christ, get a fucking decent tailor, stop wearing off the rack suits, and for the love of baby jesus stop putting scotch tape on your fucking ties.

Fuck off.

how are you this dumb.

>But yeah. This shows you how reality works. You bully your way through, and you get what you want.
Sure, if your starting point involves a rich dad who gives you several millions of dollars after buying away all the failures you have trying to bully your way through.

Otherwise, you keep trying to bully until someone comes along who kicks your ass for it. Either an individual, or society via prison.

yeah dude so orange lmao Impeach drumpf! amirite?

This isn't a term paper. there is no need to double space breh

Liberals want to impeach Trump "for being orange". News at eleven.

Trump is still a better president then Obama so far

I like it that way, brah.

It makes me feel more comfortable when reading.

This joker hasn't been impeached yet? He's like some kind of Rankin and Bass villain.

ahahahahahahahhahahahah

What's that based on?

Him being white and Obama not?

Guardado, gracias.

Yeah, kinda orange. Sorry.

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>he thinks presidents have any power
TOPPER MOIST KEK OF ALL KEKKLES

God-Emperor make me feel reeel smart!

the butthurt never ends

That gif is reversed as fuck. It looks unnatural as hell

Dude's 70, probably bust more grade-A nut in a decade than most would in their life, coasting in a political marriage for the rest of his life.

He's busy and past his prime. What use does keeping Melania in the WH do?

At least he's not a mid-life homo (Obama), bitter cuck lesbian (Hilary), impotent dry drunk (GW Bush), ogre fetishist (J Bush), fatty-fucker (Clinton), or violent paedophile (too many to list).

Literally the most "normal" husband & father in the WH since GHW Bush or Raegan.

those delish tears

Well, ya know, some people don't want to see the world destroyed over other's greed. I KNOW! SO WEIRD!

I got banned from Sup Forums too, but heh this isnt such a bad place

>What use does keeping Melania in the WH do?
Surely he misses the bitching and nagging sometimes.

haha yes hes orange, keep up the good work comrades

She's a gold digger, and i'm sure Trump at age 70 doesn't even care much.

>Literally the most "normal" husband & father in the WH since GHW Bush or Raegan.
Hahahahahahahhahahahah

Dude, what the FUCK are you talking about?

Obama is mid-life homo?

How the fuck is Obama a Homo?

He acted literally like the absolutely perfect husband, mentioning Michelle Obama in literally every joke.

You're a fucking retard.

Obama was a picture perfect president.

literally golden perfect.

Trump is the epitome of Republicanism.

Even Republicans are realizing that they were wrong.

Fucking Glenn Beck is turning to the left now because he's had enough.

Impeachment is unlikely because Congress is learning from him just how venal and corrupt they can be and still have a rabid following of sycophants. For career polticians, he has truly become the goose lays the golden eggs.

Someone is going to have to kill him. Or we get Stephen Colbert to induce apoplexy.

This thread is nothing but butthurt shills.

Who do you think is in NY cucking Donnie while he plays president? Barron?

Someone's been following parallel Drumpft threads.

nigga, telling a group of bunch of teens that he'll be dating them in a few years is not normal, plus how he talks about how hot he think his daughter is.

> I have come from the future to warn you user.
> In the middle of 2018 war will lead to 1million deaths daily.
> By 2019 that number will be multiplied 10 fold.
> By 2021 we will have less than 1million people left.

> Interesting thing no blacks, sand nigger, or jews are left and we are ok.

Obama fucks Michelle, that is homo

Fun fact, you can string sentences together to create paragraphs and phrases.

someone's projecting

someone's shilling

Michelle has a bigger penis

>yes hes orange
Actually, no, his orange is also fake.

>the most "normal" husband & father in the WH
Three trophy wives and no offspring that can pass a DNA test. Trumplethinskin was Roy Cohn's catamite. He fucking sucks dick. Haven't you noticed all the closeted faggots in his inner circle? Spicer, Miller, Gorka, Sessions…

Yup. thats why given the 2 choices we voted for trump.

Me like this political party! Me think this political party can do no wrong!

Me hate dat party! DAT PARTY DO ALL WRONG!!!!

ME AM THINK TIME BIG SMART!!!

Sounds like most libtards i know. Hay look maybe if the DNC dident rig the election we would not of had president trump. ever think of that?

A lot of people did not want to vote for that horrid nutjob bitch and our hands were forced into voting for this orange nutjob asshole.

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His own wife can't stand him. No matter what else he may do or what may happen to him, when your own wife doesn't really love you you have failed at life.

>tfw traded in for your daughter