How do I pick this lock, Sup Forums?

How do I pick this lock, Sup Forums?

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You wouldnt be trying to break into a safe, would you?

You're fucked user, might as well use a blowtorch and burn your way in.

No, I'm just curious if it could be done.

I could always try that too.

there's a tool for it... fuck make one with an aluminum cast if its really worth it

(you need all those small pins pushed in by a cylinder then twist)

db/s/x6pgrhv4jaiq3jk/The%20Secrets%20of%20Lockpicking.pdf?dl=0

get a lock catalog
choose that type of lock

give it back Jamal

You need a tubular pick, probably an 8 pin one since no-one uses 7, but you can check to be sure with a feeler pick or whatever if you have a while

I can vouch for the SouthOrd model

Theoretically you could do it with regular picks, but it's like herding toddlers on lucozade, there are too many pins to keep track of

Yes, it can be. You need a vending machine lock pick though. Like any lock pick, if you are not a licensed locksmith and are caught with them, you will be going to jail.

Will you fuck be going to jail. If you are a licensed locksmith and you're caught breaking into places, then you're fucked.

Well, it's a good thing that I don't have any lockpicks then.

tell it that it sucks as a lock and that there are much better locks that have more important things to do

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You mean, pop that lock.

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